I'm thinking literal as well Freddo. They add this belief to Jesus baptism possibly to help establish his being Gods son rather than God the son. Not that I'm a believer, I'm more agnostic that is leaning toward atheist these days anyways. The only talking animal I believe ever existed was the famous Mr. Ed.
Darkknight757
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Assimilation day: Imitate Jokeovah!
by Darkknight757 inso today was the one day assembly or whatever it's called now.
fun times.😳.
use resources wisely:.
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Assimilation day: Imitate Jokeovah!
by Darkknight757 inso today was the one day assembly or whatever it's called now.
fun times.😳.
use resources wisely:.
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Darkknight757
This is a USA convention, nothing special.
Attn: was 2350 roughly.
Any thoughts on my hidden question?
At Jesus baptism "the heavens were opened up." Was this the clouds parting as I think OR did Jesus remember his pre-human existence as J-dubs believe?
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the Guardians of Doctrine - What was your view of GB 1.0?
by berrygerry inwhen i was an all-in, younger, somewhat uber-dub - i envisioned the governing body as spending 16 to 18 hours a day at the bethel library, with their noses in the bible and associated research books.
sky-j was propelling his holy spirit directly at them, maybe opening the book to the right page or paragraph, and zap, new light.. when i learned that these dudes only met on wednesday mornings, for as little as 10 minutes, and spent the rest of their time managing and traveling, it was quite a letdown.. anyone have such thoughts of our guardians of doctrine?.
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Splane confusing "generation" with "contemporaries" in the overlapping generation teaching really did it for me.
These guys are just making it up as they go. Rubber face doing the last part in Elders school was a real let down too. He sure knows how to make people feel stupider doesn't he?
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Assimilation day: Imitate Jokeovah!
by Darkknight757 inso today was the one day assembly or whatever it's called now.
fun times.😳.
use resources wisely:.
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The money that they make at these conventions is absolutely ridiculous. After the last convention I was really thinking the people would be fed up with the elders giving all the money away to the society but this was one of only two times in 20 years that they donated enough before lunch to more than cover the cost of the convention. And to have already given $10,000 last time? Geez if they only knew where the money was going. -
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Assimilation day: Imitate Jokeovah!
by Darkknight757 inso today was the one day assembly or whatever it's called now.
fun times.😳.
use resources wisely:.
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The 19 were a good mix of people of all ages. Nothing special really with the exception of the super young kid.
Nothing about shunning or education.
And yes they mentioned shows with "humans with God-like qualities."
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Assimilation day: Imitate Jokeovah!
by Darkknight757 inso today was the one day assembly or whatever it's called now.
fun times.😳.
use resources wisely:.
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So today was the one day assembly or whatever it's called now. Fun times.😳Use resources wisely:1 Cor 16:1,2 Now about the collection for the Lord’s people: Do what I told the Galatian churches to do. 2 On the first day of every week, each one of you should set aside a sum of money in keeping with your income, saving it up, so that when I come no collections will have to be made.-Set aside something early in the week for the storm deity.-Be content with food and clothing.-Budget money so you can donate.-What is our focus? More important things being Kingdumb interest.Family demo for a new phone that will mean a new contract. (Not a free phone so you have to pay for it=less money for pedos)Exerting Power Responsibly:"Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely." LOL Governing body anyone???Loving Others Loyally:Psalm 9:5 You have rebuked the nations and destroyed the wicked;you have "blotted out" their name for ever and ever.God forgives and forgets,until the eltards meet with you to tell you all the crap you've done wrong over the past 5 years or so.😕Baptism: 19 suckers. One kid couldn't be older than 12. What a waste of life.Matthew 3:16 As soon as Jesus was baptized, he went up out of the water. At that moment heaven was opened, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove and alighting on him.-Did this mean that Jesus pre human memories were restored or did the clouds just open up?-Encourage pioneering after baptism. Man sells business to support family. Gonna be screwed come retirement.Acct: $10,000 last donation$22,000 cost for assimilation$24,000 so far-surplus instead of deficit.You Must be Holy:-Tight pants/metrosexual clothing and no superhuman shows. (Super girl)Romans 12:1,2 Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of God’s mercy, to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and pleasing to God—this is your true and proper worship. 2 Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.-So basically don't do anything normal people do like watch cool movies and shows because they are a product of Satan. (Boogidy boogidy boo) -
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I agree with Faye about the ray of sunshine but this well illustrates how it is leaving the Borg. Great pic!!😊 -
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Pinky ring, no please not there.
by pleaseresearch inok brothers and sisters, we need to use our imagination, and you might just question mine at the end of this haha.. but how would you feel, seeing a governing body member at the same holiday resort you and your family have just checked into?
you think this might be great to ask him questions and so approach him as he's lying on his back, sprawled on his beach towel.
as you get closer you look at his swollen, bloated feet and think what rich, creamy, buttery foods is he eating at bethel.
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Darkknight757
Are all the Governing Body members there on holiday or just the one you mentioned?
If they are all there or even just a few I'm thinking Human Centipede.
If its just one then maybe take pics, hack Jw.org and post the pics as the cover photo.
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Japanese sister woke up with this Watchtower article !
by nakanozzi ina japanese sister who recently woke up revealed me that she became extremely suspicious about the organization after reading watchtower article .oct.15 2015page31.
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That's what my wife says flipper. She doesn't know if she can trust anything she reads against wt doctrine. She has slowly been looking at different articles more and more now but she still feels guilty doing it. -
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Japanese sister woke up with this Watchtower article !
by nakanozzi ina japanese sister who recently woke up revealed me that she became extremely suspicious about the organization after reading watchtower article .oct.15 2015page31.
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Darkknight757
That's what is so funny about them Divergent. If they have the truth then they should have no problem viewing material that contradicts their doctrine. I always thought that it was suspect to not be able to fully investigate a matter to see what the real truth was.