Posts by Darkknight757

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Assimilation day: Imitate Jokeovah!

by Darkknight757 in

so today was the one day assembly or whatever it's called now.

fun times.😳.

use resources wisely:.

Darkknight757

So today was the one day assembly or whatever it's called now. Fun times.😳

Use resources wisely:

1 Cor 16:1,2 Now about the collection for the Lord’s people: Do what I told the Galatian churches to do. 2 On the first day of every week, each one of you should set aside a sum of money in keeping with your income, saving it up, so that when I come no collections will have to be made.

-Set aside something early in the week for the storm deity.

-Be content with food and clothing.

-Budget money so you can donate.

-What is our focus? More important things being Kingdumb interest.

Family demo for a new phone that will mean a new contract. (Not a free phone so you have to pay for it=less money for pedos)

Exerting Power Responsibly:

"Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely." LOL Governing body anyone???

Loving Others Loyally:

Psalm 9:5 You have rebuked the nations and destroyed the wicked;you have "blotted out" their name for ever and ever.

God forgives and forgets,until the eltards meet with you to tell you all the crap you've done wrong over the past 5 years or so.😕

Baptism: 19 suckers. One kid couldn't be older than 12. What a waste of life.

Matthew 3:16 As soon as Jesus was baptized, he went up out of the water. At that moment heaven was opened, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove and alighting on him.

-Did this mean that Jesus pre human memories were restored or did the clouds just open up?

-Encourage pioneering after baptism. Man sells business to support family. Gonna be screwed come retirement.

Acct: $10,000 last donation

$22,000 cost for assimilation

$24,000 so far-surplus instead of deficit.

You Must be Holy:

-Tight pants/metrosexual clothing and no superhuman shows. (Super girl)

Romans 12:1,2 Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of God’s mercy, to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and pleasing to God—this is your true and proper worship. 2 Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.

-So basically don't do anything normal people do like watch cool movies and shows because they are a product of Satan. (Boogidy boogidy boo)

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Leaving The Cult is Exactly Like This...

by cofty in

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Darkknight757

I agree with Faye about the ray of sunshine but this well illustrates how it is leaving the Borg. Great pic!!😊

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Pinky ring, no please not there.

by pleaseresearch in

ok brothers and sisters, we need to use our imagination, and you might just question mine at the end of this haha.. but how would you feel, seeing a governing body member at the same holiday resort you and your family have just checked into?

you think this might be great to ask him questions and so approach him as he's lying on his back, sprawled on his beach towel.

as you get closer you look at his swollen, bloated feet and think what rich, creamy, buttery foods is he eating at bethel.

Darkknight757

Are all the Governing Body members there on holiday or just the one you mentioned?

If they are all there or even just a few I'm thinking Human Centipede.

If its just one then maybe take pics, hack Jw.org and post the pics as the cover photo.

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Japanese sister woke up with this Watchtower article !

by nakanozzi in

a japanese sister who recently woke up revealed me that she became extremely suspicious about the organization after reading watchtower article .oct.15 2015page31.

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Darkknight757

That's what my wife says flipper. She doesn't know if she can trust anything she reads against wt doctrine. She has slowly been looking at different articles more and more now but she still feels guilty doing it.

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Japanese sister woke up with this Watchtower article !

by nakanozzi in

a japanese sister who recently woke up revealed me that she became extremely suspicious about the organization after reading watchtower article .oct.15 2015page31.

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Darkknight757

That's what is so funny about them Divergent. If they have the truth then they should have no problem viewing material that contradicts their doctrine. I always thought that it was suspect to not be able to fully investigate a matter to see what the real truth was.

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Japanese sister woke up with this Watchtower article !

by nakanozzi in

a japanese sister who recently woke up revealed me that she became extremely suspicious about the organization after reading watchtower article .oct.15 2015page31.

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Darkknight757

I hope they keep writing articles like this as well as have TPTM3 and Rubber Face do talks on the evangelical show. They do more to wake people up than the entire "apostate army" combined.😆

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Circuit Overseer say. . .

by Ringo in

last night i had to suffer through the bs spouted by the new co. some garbage about the bible transforming us as people.

he went on and on about how we can look good to people at the hall who see the outside, but the bible will tell us what we are inside.. then he proceeded to use a few select verses to say sex is bad and so is the desire for it.

a healthy bank account or savings is wrong, shouldn't have that either.

Darkknight757

Nice. We had a CO years ago that said having medical insurance was useless.

"Just go to the hospital when your sick, they can't turn you down!!" Then he finished by saying, " When the bill comes, just wait till the end of the year and call the hospital. There is a chance they will cover the entire cost!!" What an idiot!😡

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Going Back To Meeting Tomorrow

by Hadriel in

i'm returning to jehovah tomorrow night.

but yeah i'm going to the meeting to put in my token visit as part of my fade.

even if you don't believe in god pray that i can keep my mouth shut for a couple of hours because it's going to be awfully hard to do so.. before i woke i was quite involved, commented a ton, personable.

Darkknight757

Good luck!!

The people for the most part are nice at the meetings especially if your a people person. Talking about everyday things usually isn't a problem with them. It's when they start talking about all the learning they did from the meeting that's hurl-worthy.

edit: If the elders give you a hard time tell them you have anal stenosis along with a raging case of hemorrhoids. Tell them that you acquired it from not wiping properly. Tell them that you get relief from freezing hot dogs and sticking them up there. Tell them that you don't like wasting food so you boil em up afterwards.

Well that's what I'm thinking of telling them if I get harassed next time I'm gone for a while. That'll keep them off your back.😬

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Bringing children into this System of Things.

by Nihilistic Journey in

before i left a number of years ago i remember getting bombarded with the message that we shouldn't have children as it wasn't fair to them.

they would have to grow as conditions got worse during the end.

is there anything in the literature or was this just through talks.

Darkknight757

Toes, that's awesome you didn't get caught up in all the end times crap and start a family. The wife and I are going to try again in June with the doctors ok.

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Bringing children into this System of Things.

by Nihilistic Journey in

before i left a number of years ago i remember getting bombarded with the message that we shouldn't have children as it wasn't fair to them.

they would have to grow as conditions got worse during the end.

is there anything in the literature or was this just through talks.

Darkknight757

The wife and I never planned to have children in "this system". Seeing so many people having kids now makes me happy. I imagine perhaps they see that this world is going to last a long time and they don't want to live a life of regret like many old timer have by not having kids.

People at our current hall feel it is a complete waste of time to have children now seeing as "the end is so close." Sad that they listen to the dribble that comes from watchtower.