Posts by cappytan

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What Do I Smell Like (Happy Friday All)

by freemindfade in

so i just smoked a cigar, then came back into the office to wash it down with some bourbon... for whatever reason i was telling cappy what i smell like now, here is the list, please add your own .

fmf: .

i smell like an old leather chair in a civl war era library .

cappytan

cognac: don't knock it til you try it. :-P

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Standing for Judge Okay - Standing for Anthem Wrong

by berrygerry in

for decades before leaving, i always found this contradiction so hypocritical, and one of the harshest, emotionally damaging, things that this cult does to its young.

cappytan

DOC is right. I've been baptized for 24 years, and as long as I can remember, it has never been against the rules to rise for the national anthem.

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Witness behavior in my gym ....

by SecretSlaveClass in

about two months ago two very attractive ladies in their mid 30's signed on at one of the gyms i belong to.

for a while i noticed them watching me and naturally i assumed they were taking an interest in how i went about training my clients since many do before they decide to approach me and inquire about my services (i own a health and fitness consultancy).. sure enough one of them approached me a few weeks back and asked me for a business card, inquired about rates and various other aspects involved with signing on with me.

i handed her a card and explained that my client schedule was full but she should consider signing on with one of my personal trainers who still had some open spots available.

cappytan

Brighid: exactly why I'm trying to move to a red state. I'm atheist, but still love my big boy toys. I can deal with the Jesus freaks.

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Witness behavior in my gym ....

by SecretSlaveClass in

about two months ago two very attractive ladies in their mid 30's signed on at one of the gyms i belong to.

for a while i noticed them watching me and naturally i assumed they were taking an interest in how i went about training my clients since many do before they decide to approach me and inquire about my services (i own a health and fitness consultancy).. sure enough one of them approached me a few weeks back and asked me for a business card, inquired about rates and various other aspects involved with signing on with me.

i handed her a card and explained that my client schedule was full but she should consider signing on with one of my personal trainers who still had some open spots available.

cappytan

Since when do the dubs frown on gun ownership? Just about every JW I know down here in Texas owns at least one.

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$$ Get your ROKU on! $$

by pixel in

to all congregations in the united states branch territory.

re: discount on roku devices.

dear brothers:.

cappytan

_Morpheus: I STILL SAY IT'S AN APOSTATE LIE. This lie only benefits Thor and drags Jehalapeño's name through the mud.

:-P

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Yes!!! We will see Jackson's face!

by OrphanCrow in

i emailed mr. stewart about jackson's testimony, asking if the video link would be visible to the public.. this was his prompt reply:.

thank you dianne for your interest.

the it people tell me that mr jackson will be on the screen for all to see and hear.regardsangus stewart.

cappytan

I think it sounds like he will testify via "satellite" from a remote location...

Perhaps broadcasting from a Great Tribulation bunker? ;-)

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Ron De Rooy is the worst

by StarTrekAngel in

sorry had to come and rant.. been watching all the videos from the rc.

i am at day 5 and so far mr de rooy has been the worst.

many of the others are pretty bad too but at least they show they are concerned for their own fate.

cappytan

StarTrekAngel: I felt the same way watching him. Every time he said something like, "I don't recall" he would smile. WTF are you smiling about, you anus? Do you think this isn't a serious subject?

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Need the hardest evidence possible that humans have lived for more than 6000 years

by ILoveTTATT2 in

jw
friends

since coming out of the witnesses, i have gone through a transformation in thought and in mind.

i started with the usual: i thought that jesus was god.

then i investigated more about the bible and thought that the bible was not true, given the many contradictions, failed prophecies, etc.. then i investigated evolution and read lots and now i accept evolution and natural selection as things that are true.. now, i need to make my dad rethink everything.

cappytan

Also the totally useless body organ that is called the appendix did have a purpose at one time.

I read a recent study that scientists think that the appendix is meant as a digestive bacterial culture reboot system for when you get sick with something like dysentery and the bowels purge.

Edit: apparently, it's just a theory that it's a reboot system.

WebMD: "One theory is that the appendix acts as a storehouse for good bacteria, “rebooting” the digestive system after diarrheal illnesses."

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