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  Clever/snappy comeback for "you're an apostate"

  by Dagney in

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  i'm looking for some clever comebacks.

  i really don't care that i am an apostate, but would like to deliver a quick comeback or two to perhaps make the other person think.

  any suggestions most welcome.

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  cappytan

  GLTirebiter13 minutes ago

  My JW ex-wife tried to turn me into an apostate, but I refused to join the Watchtower Society.

  
  

  *slow clap*
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  At the meeting ... Ugh

  by cappytan in

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  at least i have this forum.

  is there a shorthand for referring to this website?

  saying jehovahs-witness.com seems like a long winded way..

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  cappytan

  I usually have about 2 shots of vodka before we leave to numb my mind and remain calm

  I totally shotgunned a Tall Boy in the parking lot right before I went in. LOL
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  At the meeting ... Ugh

  by cappytan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  at least i have this forum.

  is there a shorthand for referring to this website?

  saying jehovahs-witness.com seems like a long winded way..

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  cappytan

  Did you notice that the young JW in the middle, in the picture on page 69 of the 2014 year book, is wearing tight pants? lol

  Bahahahahaha!
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  At the meeting ... Ugh

  by cappytan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  at least i have this forum.

  is there a shorthand for referring to this website?

  saying jehovahs-witness.com seems like a long winded way..

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  cappytan

  Imagine how many comments I could have given if I was on weed. 
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  At the meeting ... Ugh

  by cappytan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  at least i have this forum.

  is there a shorthand for referring to this website?

  saying jehovahs-witness.com seems like a long winded way..

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  cappytan

  Maybe I can do this fake Witness thing. I just gave my 5th comment of the evening. 
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  At the meeting ... Ugh

  by cappytan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  at least i have this forum.

  is there a shorthand for referring to this website?

  saying jehovahs-witness.com seems like a long winded way..

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  cappytan

  They just read that letter about the Art Department needing graphic design and my COBE just turned around and looked right at me and gave me a big old wink. 

  They're totally going to "encourage" me to apply. *facepalm*
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  I'm studying with Jehovah's Witnesses!!

  by Kulotti79 in

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  hello all... i currently studying the bible teach book and i'm just curious what information does the study conductor record about the student and is it passed on??

  and they keep on saying "the truth" which is starting to get on my nerves.

  lol.

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  cappytan

  This religion has screwed up so many lives. 

  Ask your Bible Teacher who her loyalty belongs to: God Almighty or The Governing Body?
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  At the meeting ... Ugh

  by cappytan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  at least i have this forum.

  is there a shorthand for referring to this website?

  saying jehovahs-witness.com seems like a long winded way..

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  cappytan

  At least I have this forum. 

  is there a shorthand for referring to this website? Saying jehovahs-witness.com seems like a long winded way.
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  Clever/snappy comeback for "you're an apostate"

  by Dagney in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm looking for some clever comebacks.

  i really don't care that i am an apostate, but would like to deliver a quick comeback or two to perhaps make the other person think.

  any suggestions most welcome.

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  cappytan

  "So was Charles Taze Russell."
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  Search for GB Fan Name

  by sparrowdown in

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  justin bieber has beliebers.

  benedict cumberbatch has cumberbitches.

  surely the ego-stroking gb worshipping fans deserve a name.. gbsters?

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  cappytan

  We used to call them C-H-Hookers in Bethel.

  
  

  (C.H. = Columbia Heights.)