I only had to sit through the sunday talks. It was the worst 2 hours of my life. I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry.
Two things especially were hilarious: pointing out how the society celebrated christmas in the '20s (Jesus chose this org in 1918, remember? Major conttradiction, didn't have the guts to correct him). He forgot to mention the new lights that weren't actually that new at all.
These talks given by the CO would have waken me up if I hadn't been already. If the gb said that 2x2 = 5 people from my cong would definitely accept it as a universal truth... *vomits away*