How many Jw's does it take to change a light bulb????
None, they like to be kept in the dark!!!!
Englishman, i never seem to be able to catch you, love the flag by the way!!!!!
jokeshow to get rid of a jehovah's witness... .
when they ask, "can i talk to you about god?
" reply, "sure, what would you like to know?
How many Jw's does it take to change a light bulb????
None, they like to be kept in the dark!!!!
Englishman, i never seem to be able to catch you, love the flag by the way!!!!!
when i married my jw wife i was told that marriage was a very important thing.. i have, however, later learned that:.
1) my sister-in-laws husbands jw brother got divorced because his jw wife fooled around.. 2 - 3) 2 couples were divorced after we got married (212 years ago).
one of them had only been married for a couple of years.
i think you are all right, The Marriages in the org are contrived, I'm glad i was saved from all that, I was engaged to a brother, who finally dumped me after having months of pressure of ppl saying I wasn't good enough, I ran away, thought i was going to kill myself, slept with the first kind man I met, a okay experience but i was so full of guilt that i didn't enjoy, went home the next day after that to go back to meetings and confess, two months later I found out I was pregnant, after that i did six years of being the perfect witness a pioneer, a model mum, and was i deemed good enough??? No i still wasn't, not for the brothers i wanted only for the ones they thought ill enough to shove my way. I finally saved enough money and moved to devon, where I am happy, I test drove a couple of men, i.e one night stands, which were useless, left me more cold than you could imagine, My current guy who I've been with for six months, well is wonderful at everything, we got to know each other over long conversations before we met, and when we did meet we slept together that very night, I styed the weekend and we had fun exploring each other, and laughing. I don't feel cold anymore, and it is an important aspect of an relationship!!!! I agree whole heartedly with you Mommy!!!
Love and respect to all fornicators out'n'about!!!
Naomi
here's her picture!.
this summer i will spend a lot of my free time aboard her, even my local pub carries her name, the waverley.
now tell me, is sailing on a fine old paddler like this better than sunday afternoons at the watchtower study?.
Is that a real invite, englishman, here's my e-mail, [email protected].
here's her picture!.
this summer i will spend a lot of my free time aboard her, even my local pub carries her name, the waverley.
now tell me, is sailing on a fine old paddler like this better than sunday afternoons at the watchtower study?.
She's beautiful, Englishman
i'm getting married in a few weeks to the man that was disfellowshipped with me for 'committing adultery in our hearts".
we have been together for 5 years and have a wonderful and warm relationship, no fear or guilt.
the only blimp on the horizon is his family, some of whom are maniacs when it comes to the letter of the law.
DON'T let them hav the last laugh!!!
ive been thinking a lot about this subjection thing that is so much a part of wt teaching.. i mean, what is the point of it?
who does it benefit?.
why cant couples work out a who does what pattern that suits themselves, why should they pay any heed to the wtbtss edicts about women being in subjection?.
Good Point
to wendy & prisca,.
you badly misjudged both my intentions and what i wrote.
isnt that exactly what ive been saying all along and the reason that i posted in the first place?
YUK and double YUK!!!!!!!
to wendy & prisca,.
you badly misjudged both my intentions and what i wrote.
isnt that exactly what ive been saying all along and the reason that i posted in the first place?
YUK
lets assume that some time has now gone by since you made that final decision to stop associating with jws.
you are now your own person, the worlds your oyster, let the good times roll!.
still there seems to be a hole in your life, an emotional gap as it were, a feeling of loss that borders on depression.. whats happening, of course, is that despite your decision to bale out of wt ways, the old patterns of thinking are still hanging in there and influencing your life.
jee's what are you trying to sell us this time, englishman???
having had a week away from home, i'm astonished at the way some posters have started to behave.
this site seems suddenly to be full of vitriol.. now i don't pretend to be every one's favourite pussy cat, and i will always be as outspoken as i choose to be, but i do not attack people personally, i only attack what they believe if i am convinced that their beliefs are anti-social or detrimental.
i don't attack the person propagating that belief.
alright i'll come to your barbie, as long as there is good food, good beer and not forgeting the Valium!!!!!!!!!!