Posts by noidea

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YOU ARE ALL SORRY LOSERS

by JWs_suck in

you are all sorry losers you should be pounding the streets and forcing people to take your stupid watchtowers but instead you are sitting on your fat azzes complainging and crying about how you were treated!!

if you had kissed azz a little more in the kingdom halls you wouldn't be here!

!

noidea

INSTEAD YOU ARE SITTING ON YOUR FAT AZZES

<-------------- runs to the mirror to see if her AZZ is fat...*Damn I was afraid this would happen.

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A Little Car Fluff

by forgetmenot in

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friends

what do you have hanging from your car's rear-view mirror?.

i have two stuffed pandas hanging from my car's rear-view mirror.

one of them was my first christmas present from my sister.

noidea

Hmmm..I don't have anything there.
You know it would be a good place to put my lipstick..never can find it when I need it and hey the mirror is there so I could just apply it as I'm driving....but, then it would make so much more sense to put all my cosmetics there and take care of it all at once. Yep, that's what I'll do..so does everyone have their insurance up to date?

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Did you have a "religious experience" ?

by refiners fire in

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friends

by "religious experience" i mean a moment, an incident, where you felt that god was directly addressing you thru a public talk, a watchtower article.

did god give you a "sign" that convicted you of the truth of "the truth"?.

my mother told me about one she had.

noidea

I still struggle with some guilt about leaving..not because I think they are right but because of the hurt that I know it causes my family and friends. I feel this could be holding me back.

When you leave you are also made to feel that you are unworthy of a relationship with God. That is when I realized after all my years in the Org. I had no relationship with God..a real eye opener for me.I'm still working on that relationship. It's a start anyway a humble beginning but, a beginning none the less.

BTW..this is a Wonderful post..thank you {{{refiners fire}}} for starting it.
All of the experiences..(with the exception of Elsewhere) are so touching and I consider it an honor to be among you all. Love & Hugs to all!!
~Noi~

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Hyghlandyrs Four Pillars, his Hygh Geas.

by Hyghlandyr in

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friends

some of you know that i have stated i am amoral.

that means that i have no moral system.

no ethical system either.

noidea

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Passing water at assemblies.............

by ISP in

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friends

the mens toilets were generally ok, never got to see the sisters.......but the sisters had to queue!!!

!i mean, really long lines!.

isp

noidea

ROFLMAO @ this thread..What Fluff

Hmmm..where is Farkel??

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ROBERT BLAKE ARRESTED!

by Dutchie in

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friends

i'm watching cnn and the actor robert blake, best known for his role in the tv series baretta, has just been arrested for the murder of his wife.

they are charging him with the deliberate first degree murder of his wife.

another oj?.

noidea

..Not Baretta!

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Make up a word for how you felt Sats 3:42 at DAs

by joelbear in

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friends

make up a word for how you felt saturday afternoons at 3:42 during district assemblies.

mine is.

aggsniffilated.

noidea

boredbeyondbeliefandreadytogetthefuckouttathere.

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Some things I've learned..........................

by nicolaou in

i've learned that you cannot make someone love you - all you can do is.

stalk them and hope they panic and give in.. i've learned that no matter how much i care - some people are just.

arseholes.. i've learned that it takes years to build up trust - and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.. i've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes -.