Howdy doo maam.
(My momma always told me tuh tawk nice to thuh ladies). My youse uh fine lookin' thang now, but excoose my manners.)
Do you like ta milk thuh cows? I yoosta like it till my deddies brudder joe told me that them fary people liked tuh stroke them cow teets like a critter on a gent. Now when I milk uh cow it maykes mey think about dat and kinda makes muh tummy hurt cause it makes meh feel kinda kweerish like.
But I like ta tawk tuh peypul to cause it's better den uh strokin' a cow all day. But I 'ppreciate yur input there maam. I'm a lookin' forerd to some fine tawks here.
Duz anybody else here liyke tuh milk cows?