Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"- Hope it helps at least a little.
willdabeerman
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Today I am officially lonely
by wings inso i plan to post on this site for the next few days until i make you all sick of me.
that is my first idea, maybe i'll get better.
i don't get lonely easy, often, hardly ever...okay never.
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The Message in Music??
by WTWizard ini have seen and heard many times where witlesses are supposed to pay attention to the lyrics in the kingdumb maladies.
they are supposed to sing them out, and enjoy the "music(??
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willdabeerman
On that topic. AC/DC (anti christ- Devils child) was banned. So I did not get to listen to them growing up, but now I love it. Same with Slayer. Slayer was demonized and I could not listen to them ,but now they are one of my favourites. Now from what I understand, they are leaning on Rammstein as being devil's music. Whatever. To me the Kingdom melodies ere hack pieces thrown together by wanna be composers. I know this because there was a brother in our hall who thought he was the shit, composed 4 songs for the society. Last joke is on them however, because as it turns out this guy was a closet homosexual and he wound up contracting hiv (this was in the late 80's) behind his wifes back and they both ended up d/f'd and dead.
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Funny story time!!!
by cognac ini'm one of a million kids... my parents used to sit on each end of the row.
when i was little my brother raised his hand but didn't want to answer.
so i grabbed the microphone out of his hand and screaming in it.
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willdabeerman
I guess I was 9 or 10 years old. I am from a large family, so sometimes it was necessary to it in two rows at the hall. One Sunday I was sitting with my brother and my friend at the time in front of my parents. The 3 of us started horsing around during the WT study. We were giggling and play fighting, at what we thought were quiet levels. My dad was super elder and he had that HUGE hard cover bible. Well he bops me pretty good on the back of my head with it, much to the amusement of everyone around us. There was probably 15-20 people just yukking it up at my expense. Then after the meeting a m/s and his wife come up to my dad and me and say 'That gives new meaning to being struck by the word of god.' That was a running joke for the longest time in my congregation.
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Biggest regret.....
by 1144 in1.fell for a group that i can be judged by three that didnt even know my name ?
(for something i did 10 years ago) now family and freinds wont even look at me....(pethetic).
2.investing in microsoft or walmart 20 years ago.
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willdabeerman
"Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in".- Katherine Mansfield (incredible Author)
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~ The first time I heard ABBA ~
by FlyingHighNow ini was 17. it was 1975, the winter.
i was riding with my future first mother in law, in her vista cruiser wagon, the kind the kids drive on that 70's show.
we were pulling up to the dekalb county courthouse in decatur, ga. a very near suburb of the great city of atlanta.
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willdabeerman
You know, I get shit for liking ABBA. I have every cd they ever produced. I also am a fan of a-ha. I am glad I am not the only 'weirdo' that likes them. (Now I have Fernando playing in my head,thanks a lot)
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How much time do you spend entertaining yourself here?
by Hope4Others inlast weekend i got on here about 11:30 and the next time i looked up it was 5:00. time just flies, i try to read most all the comments.. hope4others.
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willdabeerman
To much time. I also am inconsistent like the poster said before me. Sometimes a few minutes, then some other times hours upon hours. I to, do not have a life beyond taking care of my two kids. I need to get out more.
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Forced Seating
by Tired of the Hypocrisy inanyone else have to deal with being herded to the front of the hall before a meeting?.
i recall one cong in particular...west sacramento was notorious for this crap.
i was a large individual and today i am even larger....lol 6'2" and around 250 lbs back then.
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willdabeerman
Like Oompa, that is the way it was at our hall. I never had an issue with it as 99% of the time I sat in the 'sound booth' or was 'mic handler'.
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If you could travel anywhere in the world.
by reneeisorym inmy husband and i decided to go somewhere next year -- anywhere in the world.
consider we live in america and have never been ouside of america.
(well -- jamaca/caimen islands but that doesn't really count!
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willdabeerman
Believe it or not Bosnia and Herzegovina is fast becoming a tourist destination. http://www.bhtourism.ba/eng/
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willdabeerman
Me also. It is liberating not wearing any clothes all the time.
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TV Anonymous... My name is Daisy Boo and I am addicted to...
by Princess Daisy Boo inthe style network, particularly "whose wedding is it anyway?
" and "how do i look".
sad i know, but admitting i have a problem is the first step, apparently.. so what is your sad tv addiction... share with me.
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willdabeerman
1.Top Gear 2.Coronation Street(no I am not gay) 3.Corner Gas 4.Rick Mercer 5.Parking Wars(one of the best show concepts in a very long time.) 6.Mythbusters 7.Dirty Jobs 8.Motorweek Without fail I watch these every week. Thank god for PVR's.