Freakin' hilarious! Thank you so much for the laugh.. needed it today.
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The Insanity Test
by Reborn2002 inhttp://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/insane.html .
the true kingdom of god is located in your heart, not an organization of hypocrites.. www.geocities.com/latinloverchicago/jason1.html for my new webpage and info!!
im trying to live now!
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What is your fondest/or not memory of cargroup ...
by ofcmad inthe compassionate toliet thread brought this frightening memory to mind.... the field service assignments!.
did you all have the same feeling of dread of being stuck with a particular person.. knowing that you would have to listen to their dribble throughout the day.. or listening to that poor sister's sinus condition where she would make that, for lack of a better way to describe it, hock-a-luegy sound with her nasal passages every 10 minutes.
then lets not forget the positive side.. how you wished with glee, and finally got to work with the car group that would goof off half of the day and the other day go to not-at-homes that would definitely still be not-at-homes.. *************************************.
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BTW, I am now a K-9 officer. I used to specialize in child abuse investigations, but due to change of personnel, I only got to work a couple of cases.. both resulting in prision time for the offenders.
Ofcmad
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What is your fondest/or not memory of cargroup ...
by ofcmad inthe compassionate toliet thread brought this frightening memory to mind.... the field service assignments!.
did you all have the same feeling of dread of being stuck with a particular person.. knowing that you would have to listen to their dribble throughout the day.. or listening to that poor sister's sinus condition where she would make that, for lack of a better way to describe it, hock-a-luegy sound with her nasal passages every 10 minutes.
then lets not forget the positive side.. how you wished with glee, and finally got to work with the car group that would goof off half of the day and the other day go to not-at-homes that would definitely still be not-at-homes.. *************************************.
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I still am a police officer. After I left the borg, I applied and two years later, finally got sent to the police academy. I've been doing it for five years and love every minute of it. "Ohhhhh.. the blood curdeling stories" I could tell ya....lol
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What is your fondest/or not memory of cargroup ...
by ofcmad inthe compassionate toliet thread brought this frightening memory to mind.... the field service assignments!.
did you all have the same feeling of dread of being stuck with a particular person.. knowing that you would have to listen to their dribble throughout the day.. or listening to that poor sister's sinus condition where she would make that, for lack of a better way to describe it, hock-a-luegy sound with her nasal passages every 10 minutes.
then lets not forget the positive side.. how you wished with glee, and finally got to work with the car group that would goof off half of the day and the other day go to not-at-homes that would definitely still be not-at-homes.. *************************************.
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The Compassionate Toliet thread brought this frightening memory to mind...
the field service assignments!Did you all have the same feeling of dread of being stuck with a particular person.. knowing that you would have to listen to their dribble throughout the day.. or listening to that poor sister's sinus condition where she would make that, for lack of a better way to describe it, hock-a-luegy sound with her nasal passages every 10 minutes.
Then lets not forget the positive side.. how you wished with glee, and finally got to work with the car group that would goof off half of the day and the other day go to not-at-homes that would definitely still be not-at-homes.
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BTW, fondest memories are when I was asleep, or we were in b.f.e. and I had to find a bathroom.Actually, I have to pass this one ... I worked with a fellow officer that used to be a JW.. (we had the best of times at work) anyhoo.. one day on beat he told me that he was assigned to a cargroup of elders because he was needing "encouragement". Well, the two elders, left him and one of their daughters alone in the car. When they arrived back to the cargroup, they had found him making out with the elder's daughter in the back seat. LOL.. anyhoo.. he said that shortly thereafter, they actually encouraged his parents to send him to military school since he was so encoragable.
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What's yer favourite TV Comedy of all time?
by VioletAnai inmine would definitely have to be the young ones.
i'm such a sucker for brit humour.
just the thought of viv and rick - cracks me up.. what gets you giggling away?
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Ok.. this is like asking which JW prophesy is false...
Brit-coms:
Red Dwarf and Monty python, although I cannot forget Benny Hill.Cartoon/animation flicks:
Simpsons and Southpark -- I know, I know.. "screw ya guys..I'm goin' home".Comedies:
Drew Carey and MADtv.. I love that show!Dramas:
Cops... okay.. so that's live action tv.ofcmad
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Watchtower Estate Planning
by messenger inthe following is a letter that was sent to disfellowshipped children by way of an attorney.
the attorney was secured by the elderly parents who are witnesses and recently signed over a sizable estate to watchtower at their death.
do you think this is part of the legal department tactics to prevent the parents from making contact with the children and thus causing the estate to be contested?
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ofcmad
You always have the right to contest it. Usually the ones who can contest it is immediate family members, but it can be contested by the first grandchild of the deceased. I know this because my mother was going to contest the $90000.00 left to the Catholic church by my great-grandmother.
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For those who've left - any regrets?
by starfish422 ini left almost nine years ago at age 18; my only real regret was that i was good friends with a young brother and i never said goodbye to him, or even let him know that i was planning to leave (had to leave my parents' home secretly while they were at the meeting one sunday; they had such a hold over me that i could never have stood up to them and told them beforehand).
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i have no other regrets about leaving; i'm am now happily agnostic and so thankful that i found the strength to break free.. anyone have any similar regrets?
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ofcmad
Yeah.. my only regret is that I didn't leave sooner.
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LOL - SixofNine
By the way..
Speaking of JW's and blood cards.. I was working a car wreck.. and a rubbernecker came by. Well the rubbernecker failed to stop and struck a vehicle in front of him. When he got out, he was cursing and swearing like a sailor. Anyhoo.. I ask him for his driver's license. I was telling him at this point to calm down. I then noticed the lovely red and white no blood card. I started laughing. He asked why I was laughing. Of course, due to professional standards, I couldn't tell him the REAL reason why. So I told him that I was laughing because I had to write up two reports instead of one because he wasn't paying attention. A citation was written. LOL
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What should I say when he sees all my JW books?
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You know you were a little girl of the 70's/80's
by closer2fine in1. you wore that rainbow shirt that was half-sleeves and the rainbow went up one sleeve, across your chest and down the other.
2. you made baby chocolate cakes in your holly hobbie easy bake oven.
you washed them down with the snoopy snow cone machine.
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ofcmad
Let me add a couple:
colorforms
Wonder woman
Big Wheels
Chips - *I was in love with John*
Garfield everything
Transformers - More then meets the eye...
Burger King's paper king hats
McDonald Happy meals came in paper boxes with cool toys
99 red ballons
A single pony tail on the side of the head
Leg Warmers!
Rainbow Brite
Sasson Jeans
Tab cola
Weekly Readers
Smokey the Bear and Hooty the Owl (ya know.. the pollution owl..Give a Hoot don't pollute! Never be a dirty bird..in the *something* or in the Woods..Help Keep America looking good..)(edited to add more to the list)