Posts by OlderTom

Never you mind about the real Tom. If I see his face I have a surprice for him. They will no longer be able to call him a Tomcat. He will speak with a voice several octaves higher.

We have a very simple and very effective security system in place. We meet in a public place. There is a secret code for recognising each other and anyone who wants to come needs to be known to the group which sends the invites, only then will you get the security keys and the time and place of the BBQ. Even then there is a system for those who get cold feet at the last minute.

Any non invited guests will either end up on the BBQ plate or end up in hot water with their Watchtower bosses. They will have to explain how they found out about it in the first place and what were they doing there?

Don't worry the system is proven and it works. You won't be the first one who has some concernes.

I hope to see you there, e-mail me or phone me and I'll explain how it works.

regards to the gang, Older Tom and The Missus

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Next Aussie BBQ in Sydney

by OlderTom in

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free booze!!.

now that i have your attention, well all you aussies anyway.. if you would like to come to the next sydney bbq, email me so that i can do some planning just in case ozziepost is too busy to organise the next bbq.. we were thinking of either late this month or early next month.. you will need to e-mail one of the group to find the details.. as always it's byo everything.. how about it younger tom?

bring the missus and the youngens.. hope to see you there, older tom

OlderTom

Free Booze!!

Now that I have your attention, well all you Aussies anyway.

If you would like to come to the next Sydney BBQ, email me so that I can do some planning just in case Ozziepost is too busy to organise the next BBQ.

We were thinking of either late this month or early next month.

You will need to e-mail one of the group to find the details.

As always it's BYO everything.

How about it Younger Tom? bring the missus and the youngens.

Hope to see you there, Older Tom

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Any Aussies about?

by OlderTom in

how about dropping a line on the main board or e-mailing me.

we are organising another bbq and would like to invite you along.. oldertom.

pretty soon we'll have to organise warwick farm race cource for our assemblies.

OlderTom

How about dropping a line on the main board or e-mailing me. We are organising another BBQ and would like to invite you along.

OlderTom

Pretty soon we'll have to organise Warwick farm Race cource for our assemblies. Remember warwick farm?

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Elders Manual...

by TheApostleAK in

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this is a question for the legal eagles on here.

i've heard lately of court cases where a party was ordered to supply the other party with paperwork, information etc.

i was wondering, if someone took the wt to court over dfing, could they have the wt ordered to supply them with a copy of the elders manual?.

OlderTom

ere it is

the elders manual

http://home2.inet.tele.dk/carloc/

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The Borg is like a termite mount

by OlderTom in

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ever noticed how the borg is like a termite mount?.

you got your worker termites slaving away for the good of the colony.. the only one with any importance is the queen.

(the board of directors).

OlderTom

Boy you were quick

What time zone are you in?

I'm 10 hours ahead of UTC (Greenwhich mean)

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The Borg is like a termite mount

by OlderTom in

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ever noticed how the borg is like a termite mount?.

you got your worker termites slaving away for the good of the colony.. the only one with any importance is the queen.

(the board of directors).

OlderTom

Ever noticed how the Borg is like a termite mount?

You got your worker termites slaving away for the good of the colony.

the only one with any importance is the queen. (the board of directors)

All the individuals slave away as one. They think as one and act as one. Individual, outside the colony thinking means instant death.

They don't know why they just do. Individuals are of no significance and are readily sacrificed for the good of the colony.

The colony must survive at any cost.

To YoungerTom

by OlderTom in

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hi tom.

just read the dicussion created/started by your earlier post.. i can see you are going to fit right in.. isn't it refreshing to have a stimulating and lively discussion without any threat of disfellowshipping for disagreeing with the official teachings of the borg.

(the queen in brookly).

OlderTom

Hi Tom

Just read the dicussion created/started by your earlier post.

I can see you are going to fit right in.

Isn't it refreshing to have a stimulating and lively discussion without any threat of disfellowshipping for disagreeing with the official teachings of the BORG. (The queen in Brookly)

It's so nice to be able to disagree and still be friends.

I hope to read many more of your posts. I can see, I KNOW, you are definately a thinker and not another Watchtower clone. Goodonya mate.

We'll have to make sure to invite you to the next BBQ.

I think Ozzie is organizing the next one next moth.

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YoungerTom is lidgit.

by OlderTom in

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we have a new poster on the board he posts as youngertom.

i know him personnaly.

he's fairdinkum.. i just converted him from lurker to poster.

OlderTom

You said

"now we have Tom Toms, all we need is war paint and some white men to scalp!!!"

I was thinking along the lines of tying some hauty elders to a stake and dancing around them.