ME: Why does Brother Smith get to have sex with my wife but I don't?
ELDER: Brother Smith married your wife after you died and he and your wife survived the Great Tribulation. Now that you've been resurrected, you're not allowed to get married or have sex because you're like the angels and neither marry nor are given in marriage.
ME: That sucks! So I have to sit here for eternity watching Brother Smith have sex with my wife?