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  Has anyone made a "Botchtower" or "Asleep" using correct fonts and style?

  by Balaamsass in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i am looking for a 1-2 page pdf or jpg i can copy and leave at donut shops early saturdays that will create a stir and be irresistable to young jws.. articles like "coffee breaks and true christians" , "donut fractions and true chistianity " "sparlock abandons olympics to pioneer" " should elders carry milliondollar liability policies" -" governing body approved sex positions for christians" punch line/cartoon on back with web links.

  to cedars video, jw facts, here or a comic site.

  teenage jws, hell all jws will pocket the flyer if possible and check out the links.. have any of our talented members done something like this in the past?

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  With the thousands of posts on this site I bet something already exists. I can't even begin to think of how too word the search though.
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  Has anyone made a "Botchtower" or "Asleep" using correct fonts and style?

  by Balaamsass in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i am looking for a 1-2 page pdf or jpg i can copy and leave at donut shops early saturdays that will create a stir and be irresistable to young jws.. articles like "coffee breaks and true christians" , "donut fractions and true chistianity " "sparlock abandons olympics to pioneer" " should elders carry milliondollar liability policies" -" governing body approved sex positions for christians" punch line/cartoon on back with web links.

  to cedars video, jw facts, here or a comic site.

  teenage jws, hell all jws will pocket the flyer if possible and check out the links.. have any of our talented members done something like this in the past?

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  Balaamsass

  That paper is so bad I don't think it will feed through my inkjet!!!
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  Has anyone made a "Botchtower" or "Asleep" using correct fonts and style?

  by Balaamsass in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i am looking for a 1-2 page pdf or jpg i can copy and leave at donut shops early saturdays that will create a stir and be irresistable to young jws.. articles like "coffee breaks and true christians" , "donut fractions and true chistianity " "sparlock abandons olympics to pioneer" " should elders carry milliondollar liability policies" -" governing body approved sex positions for christians" punch line/cartoon on back with web links.

  to cedars video, jw facts, here or a comic site.

  teenage jws, hell all jws will pocket the flyer if possible and check out the links.. have any of our talented members done something like this in the past?

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  Balaamsass

  I am looking for a 1-2 page pdf or jpg I can copy and leave at Donut Shops early Saturdays that will create a stir and be irresistable to young JWs.

  Articles like "Coffee breaks and true Christians" , "Donut Fractions and true chistianity " "Sparlock abandons Olympics to pioneer" " Should Elders carry milliondollar liability policies" -" Governing Body approved sex positions for christians" Punch line/cartoon on back with web links. to Cedars Video, JW facts, here or a Comic site. Teenage JWs, hell all JWs will pocket the flyer if possible and check out the links.

  Have any of our talented members done something like this in the past? HUMOR is key. The correct type and style. ???????????

  I am not talented in these areas.
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  Lessons from the Penn State (North) Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses

  by AllTimeJeff in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  to all our brothers and sisters in happy valley:.

  we, the governing body, are happy to welcome our first worldly college to our insular, culty, fruitly little group.. we have so much in common.

  sooooo much.. did you know that while we think that kids are our future, we will spare no expense in exploiting them?.

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  Now That You're Out Of "The Truth" What Do You Do With All The Extra Time?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  life is so short and being a witness is such a waste of valuable time.. now, i do not feel rushed or compelled to be at a meeting or out in field service.

  much less stress!.

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  I had a NAP while others went to the Sunday afternoon meeting....wow I feel great.
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  What are your thought of the 144k in heaven

  by bobld in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a d.o.

  said they are watching and directing the preaching work.. i thought it was more like watching who was having sex,(prono perverts).. -also they are useless and are very poor in governing.. -their directing the gb/fds is a farse..

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  An odd belief. Everyone knows their were more than 144,000 Christians before the 2 cd century. Soooo if someone believed it was literal..then they would have to believe the number was sealed thousands of years ago not before WW2. Obviously the current governing body believes it is crap because they started partaking AFTER the cutoff, but any who agree with their actions... and not words they disfellowship for apostacy.

  The entire reasoning has no reason.
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  Anonymous Message to Watchtower

  by jwleaks in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  http://www.bit.ly/jwleaks-anonymous.

  hello citizens of the world.

  we are anonymous.. dear brothers and sisters,.

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  "The attorney at Bethel just kept saying the elders are independent agents over and over. He would not answer my question if Bethel would stand behind the elders if a child was molested. I asked him at least six or seven times and he just kept repeating over and over the elders are idependent agents. It was truly creepy.

  I have gotten calls the last few days. A number of elders in California are very upset by this. Many have said they will no longer even listen to a Pedo case. They have wasted there lives waiting for an end that never came , they don't want to loose meager savings following WTBTS direction.
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  Gutless WTS Leadership From the "Confidentiality" Letter

  by LostGeneration in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the letter leaked today on "confidentiality" had an infurating set of paragraphs on suicides, attempted suicides, and threatened suicides.

  here is the excerpt.. suicides and attempted or threatened suicides.

  20. at times, judicial committees may deal with someone who is so distraught that he attempts.

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  WOW- That letter must have been written by an insane pharasee....or a very smart attorney who wants elders with half a brain to wake up or who wants to intervene somehow......?
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  The Sandusky Scandal's Possible Impact on the WTS

  by Quendi in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i hope the powers-that-be in brooklyn are paying close attention to what is happening in state college, pennsylvania with respect to the hideous pedophile scandal at penn state university because it speaks directly to their own handling of pedophilia.

  here is a news release about the matter:.

  state college, pa. (ap) -- penn state's investigation into the jerry sandusky scandal concludes that the administrators who fielded a 2001 complaint about him created a dangerous situation for future victims by not reporting the matter.. the freeh group's report issued thursday said that in order to avoid bad publicity, president graham spanier, football coach joe paterno, athletic director tim curley and vice president gary schultz ''repeatedly concealed critical facts.''.

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  I have heard from ELDERS I know in the SF Bay area. They fear sitting on any cases of Child Molesting for fear of PERSONAL LIABILITY. Gary Abrahms was a well liked guy, had been a devoted substitute C.O., and is terrified of having to come up with $300,000. for obeying WTBTS legal. The scuttlebut is they feel hung out to dry by WTBTS.

  North Fremont Cong. exhibit: A - Bankrupt Elders.

  The private talk is they will NOT obey WTBTS legal, and will have parents call the POLICE immediatly. SCREW legal, everyman for himself. ELDERS ARE concerned about old cases. Rats on a sinking ship. An EXCELLENT time for lawsuits.

  I saved all my old judicial case files. I was privately marked for "walking disorderly" and "causing divisions" BECAUSE of involving the police..so I will never have that sword over my head and I sleep well because of it.

  I look forward to testifying in future cases.
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  Kinda new here. A Backstory.

  by SethBridge in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  im kind of new here.

  i was a former member of this site, a little over a year ago.

  had planned on writing a backstory of what happened in the past year but decided to keep it simple.

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  WELCOME!