TWO CIRCUIT ASSEMBLY BURRITOS AND A CAN OF SHASTA SODA! WAIT A MINUTE, ONE DOLLAR? OKAY, ONE BURRITO AND A HALF A CAN OF SHASTA!
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What would be on your 1.00 per day menu, and could you do it?
by SixofNine in.
imagine that you're givin the opportunity to win a substantial prize (say, 5000 dollars and a make-out session with angelina jolie or sam shepherd) if you can a) live for 60 days on one dollar per day, and b) retain your health better than other contestants.. ah, screw that, that's silly.
what would be your menu if you had to live on one dollar per day, and you could not accept free food?
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THEY ANNOUNCED FROM THE PLATFORM THAT I HAD DISASSOCIATED MYSELF, BUT I NEVER DID SUCH A THING! IT WAS AN OUTRIGHT LIE! I ASKED THEM WHAT SIN THEY WERE CHARGING ME WITH AND THEY SAID 'NON MEETING ATTENDANCE'. I SAID 'THANK GOD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE CHARGING ME WITH SOMETHING SERIOUS! I ASKED THEM IF EVERYONE NOT ATTENDING WAS GOING TO BE DISASSOCIATED AND THEY SAID 'NO', WE'RE JUST DEALING WITH YOU!
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Get Your Ears Tickled
by Honesty in.
do the public talks and wt study tickle the ears of the jw faithful with buzzwords and phrases like jehovah's happy people and t rue christians?
if so, do you know any other phrases or buzzwords that the wtbts uses to give the dubs that fuzzy feeling?
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'THINKING CHRISTIANS!'
I GUESS THAT IS ASSUMING THERE IS A LOT THAT DON'T THINK.
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Stupid Analogies/Illustrations/examples you hear dubs say over and over
by doodle-v inwhat are some stupid analogies that you here dubs use all the time to explain their faulty, destructing teachings?
or maybe ones you've used in the past that when you think about them now, make you cringe?.
here are a few that come to mind:.
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IN TIMES OF PERSECUTION IF THE BROTHERS MISSED A MEETING THEY WOULD NOT KNOW WHERE THE NEXT ONE WOULD BE HELD! SO NEVER MISS A MEETING OR THE SAME COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!
WHAT? I WOULD SAY 'HALLELUJAH', CAN'T FIND THEM ANYMORE!
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If It Is Really 'The Truth'
by Honesty inwhy do jw's spend so much time judging one another and tell the elders when they perceive someone breaking a wt rule?
jesus said that his followers would be recognised for the love thay had among themselves.
so, what gives with this watchtower religion?
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THEY ARE NOT HIS FOLLOWERS, AS SIMPLE AS THAT!
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Rhymes
by Quentin in.
do you remember any from your childhood?
here's two.. one dark night when the moon was bright...two dead boys got up to fight...they lived on the corner in the middle of the block...in a two story house...on a vacant lot...back to back they faced each other...drew their swords and shot each other...a deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed the two dead boys.. teacher, teacher don't wup me...wup that boy behind the tree...he stole the money and i stole the honey...ha, ha teacher ain't that funny.
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THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE......
WHO THOUGHT SHE WOULD TAKE A CHANCE.......
NOW ALL HER SISTERS ARE AUNTS!
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Help me set up my JW wife: What should I look for in a church?
by Check_Your_Premises ini am a never baptized ubm.
my jw wife is unhappy that i am looking for other churches.
after careful thought and several conversations we have agreed not to treat each other from the assumption that improper motives are behind whatever either of us decide to believe.
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AMEN....... GOLD_MORNING! I AGREE TOTALLY.
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EMBARASSING SECRET thoughts you have
by Terry ini think i might (if it is possible) be.......slightly...inclined toward foot fetishism....but only slightly.
but, i find that i look at attractive feet and find them esthetically pleasing.
and......slightly (only slightly) exciting.. i have no idea what this means.
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DIDN'T GOLIATH HAVE SIX TOES?
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Anybody here remember the "Lake" Congregation in Rochester NY?
by mapleaf18 inanybody here remember the "lake" congregation in rochester (actually greece) ny?.
this was before it split into the english park and long pond rd.
cong.
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MY WIFE ATTENDED THE HAMLIN, FAIRPORT & IRONDEQUOIT CONGREGATIONS. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS YOU CAN E-MAIL AT [email protected]. SHE WAS BABTISED IN 1969.
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HELP WANTED, 33 CENTS PER HOUR. CAR NEEDED
by Outaservice inseveral years back we had some special pioneers sent to our congregation where the need was great.. they had to make their 150 hours to receive their $50.00.
that figured out to 33 cents per hour.
of course they had to pay for the gas in their car, plus their own food if no one gave them any!.
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SEVERAL YEARS BACK WE HAD SOME SPECIAL PIONEERS SENT TO OUR CONGREGATION WHERE THE NEED WAS GREAT.
THEY HAD TO MAKE THEIR 150 HOURS TO RECEIVE THEIR $50.00. THAT FIGURED OUT TO 33 CENTS PER HOUR. OF COURSE THEY HAD TO PAY FOR THE GAS IN THEIR CAR, PLUS THEIR OWN FOOD IF NO ONE GAVE THEM ANY!
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THEY ARE GIVEN TODAY, BUT WITH GAS AT $2 TO $2.50 A GALLON, I WONDER IF SOME ARE HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT SIGNING UP.
CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT THE ORGANIZATION SPEAKS FOR GOD AND THEY WILL DO STRANGE THINGS!
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