WRITE ME WITH A MAILING ADDRESS TO [email protected] AND I WILL SEND YOU A CASSETTE WITH GREAT INFORMATION ON THE BLOOD ISSUE WHICH THE SOCIETY HAS NO ANSWER FOR!
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some things going on that i don't want to mention on the open board, but i need help with the blood issue.
any help would be much appriciated.
WRITE ME WITH A MAILING ADDRESS TO [email protected] AND I WILL SEND YOU A CASSETTE WITH GREAT INFORMATION ON THE BLOOD ISSUE WHICH THE SOCIETY HAS NO ANSWER FOR!
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i expect at least 1 good wishes...please!!!!
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WHAT IS 78 COMPARED TO ETERNITY? THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, LUNCH IS ON ME! BEST TO YOU GRACE AND GOD'S BLESSINGS ON YOU!
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i'm curious.
how many of you when you were still in the organization, or your family, that had a home security systems, had '1914' as your security code?
i know a lot did around here!
I'M CURIOUS. HOW MANY OF YOU WHEN YOU WERE STILL IN THE ORGANIZATION, OR YOUR FAMILY, THAT HAD A HOME SECURITY SYSTEMS, HAD '1914' AS YOUR SECURITY CODE? I KNOW A LOT DID AROUND HERE! I CHANGED MINE TO 1975, HA HA.
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DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB YET!
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"special gift" could be either being given a present that was extremely "special" to you by another or wanting a "gift" that you might not possess at this time like discernment, singing, etc.
NEWS THAT MY DAUGHTER LEFT THE JW'S!
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hey!
my name is minister rat, and i just happened to be in your neighbourhood.
have a look at this cool babe on the front page of this june awake.
KNOCK KNOCK.......
WHO'S THERE?
GOOD MORNING, I'M A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE WATCHDOG, BABBLE AND TRASH SOCIETY, AND I'M HERE TO SELL YOU SOME MAGAZINES AND ARGUE RELIGION. IF YOU HAVE A FEW HOURS MAY I STEP IN?
GET THE H___ OUT OF HERE
OKAY YOU GOAT, I'M OUTA HERE
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#2 KNOCK, KNOCK.............
WHO'S THERE?
GOOD MORNING, I'M WITH THE 'EVERLASTING LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY' AND THESE TWO JOURNALS WILL TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE FOREVER WITH PEOPLE LIKE ME. DOES THAT DOG BITE?
GET THE H____ OUT OF HERE
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i have only to turn into any road or street and if there are any jws operating within my area of vision i can pick them out.. it may only be something that occurs in uk but they actually walk at half speed.
yet if i see any local jw in the town shopping they fly along, except the very old ones.
we are in the end of the end time.
FIELD SERVICE MUST BE WHERE MICHAEL JACKSON LEARNED THE 'MOON WALK'! WALKING BACKWARDS PERFECTED!
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imagine that you're givin the opportunity to win a substantial prize (say, 5000 dollars and a make-out session with angelina jolie or sam shepherd) if you can a) live for 60 days on one dollar per day, and b) retain your health better than other contestants.. ah, screw that, that's silly.
what would be your menu if you had to live on one dollar per day, and you could not accept free food?
TWO CIRCUIT ASSEMBLY BURRITOS AND A CAN OF SHASTA SODA! WAIT A MINUTE, ONE DOLLAR? OKAY, ONE BURRITO AND A HALF A CAN OF SHASTA!
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THEY ANNOUNCED FROM THE PLATFORM THAT I HAD DISASSOCIATED MYSELF, BUT I NEVER DID SUCH A THING! IT WAS AN OUTRIGHT LIE! I ASKED THEM WHAT SIN THEY WERE CHARGING ME WITH AND THEY SAID 'NON MEETING ATTENDANCE'. I SAID 'THANK GOD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE CHARGING ME WITH SOMETHING SERIOUS! I ASKED THEM IF EVERYONE NOT ATTENDING WAS GOING TO BE DISASSOCIATED AND THEY SAID 'NO', WE'RE JUST DEALING WITH YOU!
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do the public talks and wt study tickle the ears of the jw faithful with buzzwords and phrases like jehovah's happy people and t rue christians?
if so, do you know any other phrases or buzzwords that the wtbts uses to give the dubs that fuzzy feeling?
'THINKING CHRISTIANS!'
I GUESS THAT IS ASSUMING THERE IS A LOT THAT DON'T THINK.
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