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  CAN YOU ACCUMULATE 365 FRIENDS?

  by Outaservice in

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  i was just thinking if i had 365 friends and spent just one day a year visiting each one at their home for meals, staying overnight, etc., i would never have to work!

  and seeing them only once a year, they would not get 'sick' of you or be burdened either!.

  would anyone volunteer to be my friend?

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  NO, I'M 'FLAT BROKE'! GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BORROW A CAR AND SOME MONEY TOO'

  ANYONE OUT THERE GOT AN EXTRA CAR AND MONEY? WOULD PREFER A FOUR DOOR CAR FOR SOME REASON.

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  CAN YOU ACCUMULATE 365 FRIENDS?

  by Outaservice in

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  2. friends

  i was just thinking if i had 365 friends and spent just one day a year visiting each one at their home for meals, staying overnight, etc., i would never have to work!

  and seeing them only once a year, they would not get 'sick' of you or be burdened either!.

  would anyone volunteer to be my friend?

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  I WAS JUST THINKING IF I HAD 365 FRIENDS AND SPENT JUST ONE DAY A YEAR VISITING EACH ONE AT THEIR HOME FOR MEALS, STAYING OVERNIGHT, ETC., I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO WORK! AND SEEING THEM ONLY ONCE A YEAR, THEY WOULD NOT GET 'SICK' OF YOU OR BE BURDENED EITHER!

  WOULD ANYONE VOLUNTEER TO BE MY FRIEND? SO FAR, I'VE GOT TWO, OR POSSIBLY JUST ONE, MY MOTHER.

  OUTASERVICE (WHO'S TIRED OF WORKING!)
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  Did anybody see Tom Cruise on Access Hollywood today?

  by JV in

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  i'm flipping through the channels today and i happend upon a 30 min interview with mr cruise.

  i was curious and there was nothing else on so i decided to watch it.

  this was a 30 minute advertisement for scientology.

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  ONCE YOU'VE BEEN IN A CULT AND FINALLY GET OUT, OTHER CULTS ARE A LITTLE EASIER TO SPOT!

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  Need help on blood issue...

  by toladest in

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  some things going on that i don't want to mention on the open board, but i need help with the blood issue.

  any help would be much appriciated.

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  WRITE ME WITH A MAILING ADDRESS TO [email protected] AND I WILL SEND YOU A CASSETTE WITH GREAT INFORMATION ON THE BLOOD ISSUE WHICH THE SOCIETY HAS NO ANSWER FOR!

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  All voices raised in song please ///78 today

  by mouthy in

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  i expect at least 1 good wishes...please!!!!

  !

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  WHAT IS 78 COMPARED TO ETERNITY? THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, LUNCH IS ON ME! BEST TO YOU GRACE AND GOD'S BLESSINGS ON YOU!

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  WOULD I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE?

  by Outaservice in

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  i'm curious.

  how many of you when you were still in the organization, or your family, that had a home security systems, had '1914' as your security code?

  i know a lot did around here!

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  I'M CURIOUS. HOW MANY OF YOU WHEN YOU WERE STILL IN THE ORGANIZATION, OR YOUR FAMILY, THAT HAD A HOME SECURITY SYSTEMS, HAD '1914' AS YOUR SECURITY CODE? I KNOW A LOT DID AROUND HERE! I CHANGED MINE TO 1975, HA HA.

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  JW Poetry

  by JW83 in

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  hi, a link on another thread made me wonder if anyone here has written any poetry about dubdom.

  here is my contribution: a poem i wrote during a circuit assembly that i was absolutely hating.

  tell me what you think (don't be too honest!).

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  DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB YET!

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  If You Could Have A Special Gift ----What Would It Be?

  by minimus in

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  "special gift" could be either being given a present that was extremely "special" to you by another or wanting a "gift" that you might not possess at this time like discernment, singing, etc.

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  NEWS THAT MY DAUGHTER LEFT THE JW'S!

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  Make "your own" JW door to door presentation...

  by JH in

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  hey!

  my name is minister rat, and i just happened to be in your neighbourhood.

  have a look at this cool babe on the front page of this june awake.

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  KNOCK KNOCK.......

  WHO'S THERE?

  GOOD MORNING, I'M A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE WATCHDOG, BABBLE AND TRASH SOCIETY, AND I'M HERE TO SELL YOU SOME MAGAZINES AND ARGUE RELIGION. IF YOU HAVE A FEW HOURS MAY I STEP IN?

  GET THE H___ OUT OF HERE

  OKAY YOU GOAT, I'M OUTA HERE

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  #2 KNOCK, KNOCK.............

  WHO'S THERE?

  GOOD MORNING, I'M WITH THE 'EVERLASTING LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY' AND THESE TWO JOURNALS WILL TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE FOREVER WITH PEOPLE LIKE ME. DOES THAT DOG BITE?

  GET THE H____ OUT OF HERE

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  Why do they walk so slowly?

  by helios in

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  i have only to turn into any road or street and if there are any jws operating within my area of vision i can pick them out.. it may only be something that occurs in uk but they actually walk at half speed.

  yet if i see any local jw in the town shopping they fly along, except the very old ones.

  we are in the end of the end time.

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  FIELD SERVICE MUST BE WHERE MICHAEL JACKSON LEARNED THE 'MOON WALK'! WALKING BACKWARDS PERFECTED!

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