Outaservice

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  What funeral will you have?

  by Gilberto in

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  there has been a couple of threads about death just lately and it got me thinking about what funeral i would have.

  i hope it won't be for many years yet though.. when you are a dub it would have just happened.. when i was fading i would have just accepted that it would have been what my wife wanted.

  i would have also had to have a dub funeral for her.

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  I have requested that I be 'stuffed' and propped up in the corner of a CRACKER BARREL restaurant..... and keep those Uncle Hershel breakfasts coming!

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  SHOULD JWS SHAKE HANDS?

  by badboy in

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  i understand that it originated in babylon!.

  therefore should true christian(tm) shake hands?

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  Yes they should. As a matter of fact Circuit Overseers have their own special 'Hand Shake'! (Palm Up)

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  So what is it......?????????

  by vitty in

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  ok ......................no one has mentioned it............im really disapointed that no one has noticed................!!!!!!!!!!.

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  ............................'A THING'...............There I said it!

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  Really is kind of nice.....
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  If you could know the answer...

  by beautifulisfree in

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  if you could know the answer to any question...what would your question be?

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  UH, LET'S SEE.....................WHY IS GOD?

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  So what is it......?????????

  by vitty in

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  ok ......................no one has mentioned it............im really disapointed that no one has noticed................!!!!!!!!!!.

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  I give up! What is it?

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  FLUER DE LIS WALLPAPER = TRINITY VISITING CO SUGGESTS IT MUST GO

  by ZazuWitts in

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  i can count on one hand the number of times i have spoken to larc's sister since his death last fall... she will briefly chat if i make the effort to phone her - but doesn't call me.

  yesterday, i did phone her - to tell of her of some family news that i felt she should know.

  she told me they had spent the labor day removing wallpaper, that was already in the home when they moved in.

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  Maybe she should examine the yard and remove any '3 leaf clovers' as I think they could represent the trinity too!

  I think the Congregation Committee of three is trying to take the place of the trinity! What is this world coming to?

  Outaservice (a possible missing link to evolution!)
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  Just sent my friend the NGO letter

  by sinis in

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  so, what are your thoughts on this.

  my ms friend who was down a few weeks ago is a great guy, he just accepts the wts hook line and sinker.

  i asked him about the ngo thing and he knew nothing of it.

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  Well you'll at least find out if he is indeed a 'friend' or not. I hope he is!

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  WHY?

  by Dansk in

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  not too long ago a new kingdom hall was built in bury, near where i live.

  it is frequented by two congregations, whitefield and bury.

  both have problems and are losing members (let's face it, with my family alone whitefield lost 5 .

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  That would be your worst nightmare, missing a meeting and not knowing where the next one is taking place!

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  Help ... Any handy men/women out there

  by looking_glass in

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  my microwave is not heating up food.

  it activates and everything seems to work, but it does not heat anything up.

  i have taken out the panel underneath to see if anything is leaking or wires hanging out or exposed and nothing.

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  If you're not married, try and date a microwave repair man for a little while anyway. You might even get a brand new one free! Then dump the guy if he is not for you!

  Or as others have said, buy a new one and bite the bullet.

  Outaservice (who knows nothing about microwaves)
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  6 New Book Releases In October To The Congregations

  by Outaservice in

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  many more are expected as the end nears!.

  1. armageddon-jehovah's witnesses answer to hell fire.

  2. preaching-the answer to world hunger.

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  Many more are expected as the end nears!

  1. ARMAGEDDON-JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES ANSWER TO HELL FIRE

  2. PREACHING-THE ANSWER TO WORLD HUNGER

  3. UNITY THROUGH FEAR

  4. DOOR TO DOOR-THE ANSWER TO MENTAL ILLNESS

  5. TIPS ON WHERE TO HIDE FROM YOUR LOCAL APOSTATE

  6. HOW TO DISOWN YOUR FAMILY WITH MINIMUM EMOTION

  Will let you know more from my secret friend at Bethel as new books are released

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