I always took my wife fishing with me because she had worms!
Is that 'goofy' enough?
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Just write something completely goofy!
by awildflower inso this is inspired by my favorite poet edgar allen john doe!
sometimes we just need to say something completely goofy to relieve tension and have fun.
the pineapple king, with a feather in his hat and a spring in his step, finally helped the chicken cross the road!.
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The worldwide unity of Jehovah's Witness
by paul from cleveland ineverything i read on this website and elsewhere indicates that the witness are extremely united in doctrine and practices worldwide.
when i'm reading comments here, i have no idea whether the person is posting from the us or some other part of the world (unless they say so).
everyone's experience seems to be the same wherever they live.
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Yes, in some African countries the Sisters can go out in service bare breasted but not in the USA!
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OMG! I just realized that ALL cats are ATHEISTS!!!
by Elsewhere injust think about it.... have you every seen what happens when you try to baptize a cat???
cats don't like it!!!
cats don't like it because they hate gawd!
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Shamus100, that was the funniest article on cats I've ever read. I copy and pasted it and sent it on to a lot of ex-JW friends and all thought it was a 'hoot'.
Did you use to write WATCHTOWER articles? That is exactly their reasoning on a variety of subjects.
A keeper.
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I eat popcorn with a spoon!
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What kind of men do women want?
by FlyingHighNow inwe want men with good pecs in frilly aprons, with no shirts, happily washing dishes, cooking, folding diapers, while we take bubble baths, before we go to the bank with your gi-normous paychecks, who love run on sentences: that's what women want.
hehe..
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Happy Wife
Happy Life
4 words to remember.
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Were There Any JW Doctrines Or Beliefs That You Found Confusing?
by minimus inmost witnesses never could explain exactly who the "faithful slave" was (according to the society's explanation).
the resurection of the sodomites was another bewildering thing.
were they or weren't they going to be resurrected?
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I still can't figure if I should call it a 'Back Call', or a 'Return Visit', or a 'Here we are again visit'! I'm so confused, and I don't want to get it wrong and not have the 'pure' Theocratic language and miss out on the 'New World' or is it the 'New Order'?
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what does no sex mean?
by brainwashed-from-birth inneed some advise.
my friend has been with her boyfriend for almost 4 years, and for 3 of them the sex has been getting less and less.
they are down to around twice a year.
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Did I accidently get on the wrong site? I thought this was information about Jehovah's Witness type stuff?
Oh well.
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Why am I Renouncing My JW Faith...Part 3
by tjlibre indescribing your personality in writing is a challenging task.
they say that body language represents 85% of our communication, obviously you cant see my face as i give this account.
the following might probably make me sound like a prideful person, but ill like to say that im far from that.
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If this Elder hated you, he really would have disliked me! I'd get right in his face every chance I could!
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Happy 35th
by I quit! inthis year marks the 35 anniversary of of the year armageddon was supposed to happen according to the watchtower society.
thirty five years ago at this time many witnesses were eagerly anticipating the end of the world in the fall of that year.
what a dud that turned out to be.
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The 'end' did come 35 years ago, It just was not as bad as you expected it to be!
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Conditional love dilema....need advice
by hubert inone of my daughters has been dating a guy for about two years now.
they are starting to talk about marriage, but ran into a "snag" involving his family from his previous marriage, which may disolve the whole relationship.
i won't go into details about that.
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My wife's ex-husband and I are best of friends since he left the Organization. Wife has no problem with that either.
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