Posts by outcast

Did I stumble you? I am so sorry. Please accept my apoligies and stay around. We would not want a new poster to go away, we need to keep you here a while longer. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

oops sorry I meant

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sacred origins of profound things (Genius only)

by kelsey007 in

jw
friends

(sorry minimus) what is the meaning of life?.

define time?.

define space?.

outcast

time? What you were suppose to turn in each month.

space? the distance between david letterman or lauren huttons teeth, or what you were not suppose to save at assemblies.

I this all real? no, it's a discussion board dummy.

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We All Are Just Going To Die.....FYI

by minimus in

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friends

do you know why so many people are leaving the "truth"?

it's because they all figured out that they really were going to die.

once a witness understands that millions now living will indeed die, they begin to regress from the witness spirituality.

outcast

Sloan..LOL, you must be newly out. Welcome and don't be afraid, you will learn to fight and argue with the best of the men, take the sensible shoes off and come on in!

Mini mus, it's already to deep, I got my waders on.

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We All Are Just Going To Die.....FYI

by minimus in

jw
friends

do you know why so many people are leaving the "truth"?

it's because they all figured out that they really were going to die.

once a witness understands that millions now living will indeed die, they begin to regress from the witness spirituality.

outcast

Re: NOT DESTROYED !

Oct 30, 2002 22:37

Newbie
Posts: 18
Since: Oct 28, 2002

So Derrick

I am new here, please

New here? Who does it sound like?

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=39656&site=3

Edited by - outcast on 8 November 2002 0:56:44

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We All Are Just Going To Die.....FYI

by minimus in

jw
friends

do you know why so many people are leaving the "truth"?

it's because they all figured out that they really were going to die.

once a witness understands that millions now living will indeed die, they begin to regress from the witness spirituality.

outcast

As always..bringing the shit to the top minimus.

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forgiveness?

by SPAZnik in

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friends

let's play "what if".... even if they *changed their ways*.... openly apologized.... and implemented drastic new policies.... would you go back?.

or are you "once stung, twice shy"?.

spaz

outcast

dawn21040

Why don't you start your own thread? (topic)

You would get more replies and answers.

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How to give a pill to a cat and a dog

by outcast in

tightly with left hand.

spouse from garden.. .

get spouse to hold head firmly with.

CAT:

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a
baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and
gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As the cat
opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm
and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws
tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with
right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call
spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear
paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with
one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and
vigorously rub cat's throat.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make a
note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered
figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just
visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth
open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to
take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from
carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer.
Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force
mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges.
Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to
cheek and check records for date of your last tetanus jab. Apply whiskey
compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away
and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve the friggin' cat from tree across the
road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid
cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13) Tie the little @#!*#^~!'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and
bind tightly to leg of dining room table, find heavy duty Pruning gloves
from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be
rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat
to wash pill down.

14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency
room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill
remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15) Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and ring local pet shop
to see if they have any hamsters. DOG: Wrap pill in bacon, cheese or peanut butter. Make him beg.

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Is SYN a Cereal KIller?

by Perry in

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friends

dear syn, .

without doing a lot of checking, i recall liking your posts, though to my knowledge we never really exchanged more than a few comments.

and, i'm sure that the person in your photograph is a very nice person.

outcast

ROFL Sanddigger, now that was funny!

Now to just get the visual out of my mind.