Posts by ex360shipper

i'm currently at the meeting again... i'm always in the back working the sound cause everyone else can't seem to work it and i'm mostly on my phone reading jwn or writing, or doodling or sometimes i just stare at the audience to see who's falling asleep or daydreaming.

its really the only way i can still sit through these things.. but i remember getting the number of a girl i used to like at one district convention and we would text each other during the program and talk about how boring it was.. i also remember sneaking out of a circuit assembly and going to see a car show that was going on right next door.

that was fun!.

ex360shipper

really long poops.

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confession time

by lostinthought in

jw
friends

here are the "sins" i committed this weekend:.

- i hung out with my catholic friend and flirted with him while together.

- brought a lotto ticket on a dare.

ex360shipper

-cantleave You need to get crackin then! The weekend is almost over!

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confession time

by lostinthought in

jw
friends

here are the "sins" i committed this weekend:.

- i hung out with my catholic friend and flirted with him while together.

- brought a lotto ticket on a dare.

ex360shipper

-Had dinner with a DF'd friend.

-Got drunk

-Got a blowjob (not from my DF'd friend)

-Coveted my neighbors daughter (I THINK she's over 18)

-Smoked weed

-Got drunk again

-Posted on an apostate website

-Masturbated (oh my!)

-Slept through a meeting (at home in my own bed)

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Will smartphone/internet access lead to JW declines in Africa?

by doinmypart in

jw
friends

samsung expects to grow the african smartphone market up to 20% within a year.

with the smartphone people have greater access to the internet.

i know many of the developing countries in africa have limited infrastructure and access to electricity, but i would think companies like samsung have plans in place to build up the market.. do you think enough phones (and subsequent internet access) will rollout to cause an impact on jw numbers in africa?

ex360shipper

Kojack, the GB already did that in Malawi. What a wonderful privledge to die for made up rules...

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Advertisement on back of June Awake

by SweetBabyCheezits in

here are two uplifting quotes from the latest awake that show the happiness one might enjoy as a member of god's spirit-directed organization:.

the illustration on that page showed me that my progress is noticed by god.

this book made me realize that i can make my prayers more specific and ask god to help me with my feelings of worthlessness.

ex360shipper

Phizzy thats funny! Reminds me of a sticker I saw that said "I'm not f@#!ng stupid, but I used to!"

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Have you ever played the lottery? Do you still do it?

by Iamallcool in

jw
friends

i have never purchased lottery tickets in my life, but i have picked lottery numbers with someone in the past only one time.

he agreed to split the winnings if we win, but we didn't.

i am thinking about buying some lottery tickets, hopefully i will get very lucky.

ex360shipper

When the powerball gets really big I will buy a ten or twenty dollar ticket. It comes out of my bar money, not my mortgage or anything important funds. It would be nice to tell my manager that he can eat @#$ and that I had more than him in the bank (he is a millionare).

Then I would retire on a private island.

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Memorial Invitation official first day today

by OneDayillBeFree in

well it's that time of year again and the invitations to another pointless memorial aka reject jesus party is now in full swing.

even though it's only the first day i'm already more than sick of it!

this is the first year i am fully mentally awake for the memorial season, and honestly i'm so sick of it all!

ex360shipper

Looks like its time to leave my dogs outside again.