Posts by peaceloveharmony

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InternetBumperStickers.com

by SYN in

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hi all, just thought i'd mention something that's been bugging me a bit, i've noticed that a few ppl on this board are using gifs from internetbumperstickers.com.. i myself have gotten some amazing little gifs from that site, they seriously kick the llama's ass!.

there is only one thing: those nice guys at internetbumperstickers pay real money for the bandwidth they use, and when you guys link to their images in your sigs, that means that every unique ip that views this page (provided they are using an image-enabled browser) is going to download that image from their servers.

you might think that these tiny 2k gifs are nothing, but believe me, i was an administrator for a couple of websites, and the bandwidth adds up, and pretty soon you're paying through your nose for other people free loading.. the solution is a simple one: merely copy the files to your computer, find a server where you can stick them that allows public http access to files you can upload to it, ftp them onto the server, and then update your sigs to point to the new image location.

peaceloveharmony

okay yellow doesn't work so well...let's see....

not a RULES girl

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InternetBumperStickers.com

by SYN in

jw
friends

hi all, just thought i'd mention something that's been bugging me a bit, i've noticed that a few ppl on this board are using gifs from internetbumperstickers.com.. i myself have gotten some amazing little gifs from that site, they seriously kick the llama's ass!.

there is only one thing: those nice guys at internetbumperstickers pay real money for the bandwidth they use, and when you guys link to their images in your sigs, that means that every unique ip that views this page (provided they are using an image-enabled browser) is going to download that image from their servers.

you might think that these tiny 2k gifs are nothing, but believe me, i was an administrator for a couple of websites, and the bandwidth adds up, and pretty soon you're paying through your nose for other people free loading.. the solution is a simple one: merely copy the files to your computer, find a server where you can stick them that allows public http access to files you can upload to it, ftp them onto the server, and then update your sigs to point to the new image location.

peaceloveharmony

syn,

oh now i feel real bad.....

is it okay if i just steal the saying like this?
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not a RULES girls

13

men and women

by peaceloveharmony in

" = i'd eventually like to have sex with you?.

" = i'd eventually like to have sex with .

peaceloveharmony

xena, i am seriously considering it, so far, cheapest flight i found for that weekend is $200. soooo, well, i have to work something out with my mom since my credit cards are maxed from my last trip!

wish me luck!

13

men and women

by peaceloveharmony in

" = i'd eventually like to have sex with you?.

" = i'd eventually like to have sex with .

peaceloveharmony

LMAO!

13

men and women

by peaceloveharmony in

" = i'd eventually like to have sex with you?.

" = i'd eventually like to have sex with .

peaceloveharmony

hahaha david! actually i'm checking flight info right now!! but i have a feeling i won't be able to make it this time.....:(

13

men and women

by peaceloveharmony in

" = i'd eventually like to have sex with you?.

" = i'd eventually like to have sex with .

peaceloveharmony

hehe david, good one! does it work?

13

men and women

by peaceloveharmony in

" = i'd eventually like to have sex with you?.

" = i'd eventually like to have sex with .

peaceloveharmony

most of you have probably seen these but they still make me chuckle. i love the differences between men and women, imagine how boring relationships would be if we all thought alike :)

~WOMEN'S ENGLISH~

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.

"We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure....... ... go ahead" = I don't want you to.

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for!

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.

"Are you listening to me?" = [Too late, you're dead.]

~MEN'S ENGLISH~

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired" = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you?

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you?

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you?

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma
are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question?

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you" = Let's have sex now.

"I love you too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.

he said/she said

-10-
He said ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
to put in it. She said ...You wear briefs, don't you?

-09-
She said ...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said ... It's not my fault ... I ran out of money.

-8-
He said ... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
love to you in the worst way. She said ...Well, you succeeded.

-07-
He said ... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said ...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

-06-
On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
written just below it: "I do not."

-05-
He said ... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said ..."That's a good idea ... you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

-04-
Priest ... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like
your late husband.' She said ...'Who's gonna look?'

-03-
He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you? She said ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

-02-
He said ... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said ...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the
hallway light on.

-01-
He said ... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said ...I would, but you're never there.

36

Who was a squeaky clean dub?

by Marilyn in

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i'm wondering if the majority here were seriously conservative squeaky clean dubs?

i took the whole thing very seriously.

there seems to be such a fun element here - i can't imagine everyone being those dull folk all decked out in their wt uniform with accompanying plastic expressions.. marilyn

peaceloveharmony

hey puffs, don't feel bad, i was not a good dub either. i partied and carried on like a "worldly" kid when i could get away with it you are not alone in that.

20

we're having a baby!!!

by unanswered in

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i had not been visiting the board for some time until just recently, so a lot of you don't even know me, but i wanted to announce that my wife and i are having a baby.

we just found out not too long ago.

today, though, was amazing!

peaceloveharmony

congrats nate and wife :) very happy news indeed

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Who was a squeaky clean dub?

by Marilyn in

jw
friends

i'm wondering if the majority here were seriously conservative squeaky clean dubs?

i took the whole thing very seriously.

there seems to be such a fun element here - i can't imagine everyone being those dull folk all decked out in their wt uniform with accompanying plastic expressions.. marilyn

peaceloveharmony

LOLOL tracy

love ya
harmony