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  venting: My wife is the most dangerous kind of JW

  by goingthruthemotions in

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  i need to vent again here.

  because i have no one else to talk with and no one who really understands except for the people here.

  my wife is the most dangerous kind of jw.

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  pale.emperor

  My go to line is:

  Do you think your organisation is perfect?

  No

  So what’s wrong with it?
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  Email from JW relative/elder

  by Lynnie in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  as much as i enjoy you and pete's company, you also know our understanding of how much we want you to be reunited with jehovah and his people.. .

  we did not set the standards for what jehovah says about our associations with those who choose to not serve him.

  so we will always be there for you and pete, but it is in your hands as to how we can enjoy your friendship.. .

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  pale.emperor

  Trotters, are you SURE you don’t shun?

  
  
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  So the Witnesses still believe in rapture

  by eyeslice2 in

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  2. beliefs

  according today's watchtower, all the remaining ones of the anointed ones will be in heaven when the great tribulation breaks to join jesus in the battle against evil.

  the watchtower was making the point that at that time god's organization will be ran by members of the 'other sheep'.

  it didn't say how these remaining ones find themselves in heaven, but presumably they will be taken, i.e.

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  pale.emperor

  So when the GB are all dead, "the helpers" will run the show as GB Lite?

  And so it goes on. The next step is immortalizing the dead GB like the North Koreans do with Kim il Sung.

  
  
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  Greta Thunberg...what’s your view of her?

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  she certainly is passionate about climate change.

  🤔.

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  pale.emperor

  There's lot of young people just like her who get no media attention at all. I dont know why she of all people got to be the face of enviromentalism.

  She's young and feels passionate about something and I think it's good that someone speaks out for something that they genuinely believe.

  But she doesnt make me want to start using paper bags or carrying around my own bottle to fill up at work. Greta has zero effect on my way of dealing with the enviroment. I mean, seriously, are we all to stop travelling by plane and get on a boat now?
  
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  Talking Snake

  by NoAbuse in

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  2. friends

  jehovahs witness yearbook, 1967 p.105: cameroon"on one occasion a large crowd was following a man who had a talking serpent.

  the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foreign tongues....a brother was passing by, attracted by the commotion, he went to the house to see what was happening.

  as soon as he entered the room the serpent stopped talking.

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  pale.emperor

  Oh please.

  They'll be telling us to hide in bunkers next.
  
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  Watchtower Trolleys With Added Bling

  by cofty in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my wife and i were in edinburgh on saturday (did a ghost tour) and around dusk we passed two trolleys on the high street — aka 'the royal mile' — that both had two rows of led lights under the little shelves.

  has anybody else seen this or is it a local innovation?

  i'm happy to report their pimped-up trolleys were attracting no attention as usual.

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  pale.emperor

  How... festive?

  
  
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  Living in the last of the last days - A new prophecy

  by Listener in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  although not a new concept by the watchtower, particularly in public talks and at assemblies, they have now put this prophecy in writing.watchtower oct 2019 page 8 -13 study no.40 titled -keep busy during the last of "the last days".

  the first paragraph asks '1.

  what convinces us that we are living in “the last days”?

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  pale.emperor

  I remember the Watchtower study one Sunday when I was about 8 years old. The study conductor, all wide eyed and frothing at the mouth, assured us that it will definately come before my generation left school.

  I'm 35.

  It was "the last seconds of the last minute of the last days" then.
  
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  Scowled At By A JW

  by pale.emperor in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  yesterday i got home from work and decided to buy a case of beer because, why not?

  it’s monday.

  the shop is conveniently round the corner from my place.

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  The worst I get is where they look at the ground or pretend to be looking at something else.

  Ah yes, the "take out your phone and pretend to text" routine. I love making them feel awkward. I make them notice me and make them go out of their way to ignore me. If they think I'm going to "humble myself" and obey JW rules they can F off.
  
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  'Experiences(tm)'! Made up or totally true??

  by punkofnice in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  at one assembly(tm), i was asked to relate an 'experience(tm)' which i did.

  however, during rehearsals, the geezer in charge elder or co or some such title, told me that i shouldn't tell it the way it was.

  i did a 're-enactment(tm)' with another 'brother(tm)'.

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  pale.emperor

  If I remember rightly it's somewhere near Liverpool or the Wirral??

  You must be from ol' Blighty surely.

  Fazakerley is one train stop away from where I was born and raised - Kirkby, Liverpool.

  There used to be a great independant guitar shop there called FRETS. A little Chinese man owned it who could play guitar like the ghost of Hendrix. You had to see it to believe it.

  Except over here we pronounce it "faz-achk-lee" It takes a mouthful of phlem to pronounce it correctly over here. Scousers are used to it.
  
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  Scowled At By A JW

  by pale.emperor in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  yesterday i got home from work and decided to buy a case of beer because, why not?

  it’s monday.

  the shop is conveniently round the corner from my place.

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  pale.emperor

  I'm sure Paley is rushing to go back to meetings now. I know I would be.

  I'll never set foot in a Kingdumb Hell again. Not for my own mothers funeral, not for anything.