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“Bablyon the Great has Fallen”
by lastmanstanding in
1. watchtower
2. bible
what have you not heard lately?.

.... no discussion on “babylon’s fall”.

by 1919 it was apparent that jehovah had passed judgment on christendom—and indeed on all false religion.
lastmanstanding

So, Babylon the Great fell in 1914... hmmm.
So, up until 1913, the Pope was God’s peep. Sure, they was tight, the Pope and God.
The Spanish Inquisition, that was just a bump in the road. A non-event. God wasn’t going to bust up a happy friendship over a trifle.
But, in the fall of 1913 God phoned up the Pope and said, “hey peep, ya know that Russel guy on the other side of the pond got it goin’ on. I’m thinkin’ he’s my man now.”
Then God sailed for NYC and Russel was God’s new peep. Russel was in and da Pope was out. Babylon had fallen.
And all because Russel was so warm and fuzzy. Russel preached that the German military was “providential”, God’s tool to “shape young men”, it’s right there in the Watchtower.
Well, God Almighty couldn’t pass on such a grand opportunity, to hang with a class dude like CT.
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“Bablyon the Great has Fallen”
by lastmanstanding in
1. watchtower
2. bible
what have you not heard lately?.

.... no discussion on “babylon’s fall”.

by 1919 it was apparent that jehovah had passed judgment on christendom—and indeed on all false religion.
lastmanstanding

I like to throw dubs a curve ball with stuff like this. It’s cool to see them lock up.
I did a little poking this morning, talking about retirement. One eldah said he’s retiring next month and the name of another eldah name came up. This other one is in his 70’s and can never stop.
And I defended this other eldah with “well, he thought the end was coming in 2000”
That made this eldah lock up. Hilarious...
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The subtle , yet massive change of Matt 5:32 in the "New" New World Translation
by stuckinarut2 in
1. watchtower
2. bible
so i noticed this change in the text of the new silver nwt compared to the older nwt at matthew 5:32. old nwt:.

"however, i say to you that everyone divorcing his wife , except on the grounds of fornication makes her a subject for adultery...etc" .

new nwt:.
lastmanstanding

Yes, the Watchtower is moving forward. Steadily forward.
The next edition of the NWT will no doubt have LGBTQ in 1 Corinthians 6
9 Or do you not know that unrighteous people will not inherit God’s Kingdom?+ Do not be misled.* Those who are sexually immoral, idolaters, adulterers, the LGBTQ people + 10 thieves, greedy people,+drunkards,+ revilers,* and extortioners will not inherit God’s Kingdom.
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“Bablyon the Great has Fallen”
by lastmanstanding in
1. watchtower
2. bible
what have you not heard lately?.

.... no discussion on “babylon’s fall”.

by 1919 it was apparent that jehovah had passed judgment on christendom—and indeed on all false religion.
lastmanstanding

The seven genital times. Yes, I remember them.
But now there’s 8 Guvnin Boobs. Or is that nine...
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“Bablyon the Great has Fallen”
by lastmanstanding in
1. watchtower
2. bible
what have you not heard lately?.

.... no discussion on “babylon’s fall”.

by 1919 it was apparent that jehovah had passed judgment on christendom—and indeed on all false religion.
lastmanstanding

What have you not heard lately?
.... No discussion on “Babylon’s fall”. And why not?
By 1919 it was apparent that Jehovah had passed judgment on Christendom—and indeed on all false religion. Babylon the Great had fallen, condemned to death!
“11 Babylon the Great has fallen! But she is not yet destroyed. As a world empire of false religion, she will exist a short time longer...”
We are still tapping our finger on the table for this one.
“It was apparent...” yes indeed. The world’s religions have only tripled in size and number whilst she’s “fallen”, that is judged by God. Or rather judged by the dead men of Watchtower.
“Twentieth-century religion is all too ready to curry favor with the world, and that is especially true of Christendom.”
and.... drum roll, WATCHTOWER... who went to the United Nations to officially curry their favor by writing, and submitting to the UN DPI, AWAKE articles designed the “curry the favor” of the UN.
HYPOCRITES.
Look for mention of “Babylon the Great ”, you won’t find it.
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The new Caleb and Sophia Video is a shameless plug for money
by HiddenPimo in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
for helping with relief work.

maybe am the iii was sending the scotch to hurricane ravaged lands to help comfort them?.

https://tv.jw.borg/#en/mediaitems/latestvideos/pub-pk_34_video.
lastmanstanding

And then Caleb prays and gets the idea to pimp his sister out, kingdom prostitution.
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The new Caleb and Sophia Video is a shameless plug for money
by HiddenPimo in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
for helping with relief work.

maybe am the iii was sending the scotch to hurricane ravaged lands to help comfort them?.

https://tv.jw.borg/#en/mediaitems/latestvideos/pub-pk_34_video.
lastmanstanding

First they have Sophia, her coin in hand, ready for ice cream, give it up for da gb.
Now they go back further up the chain, to the source, THE PIGGY BANK.
Next, Sophia will ask a worldly neighbor kid for a loan, and go into debt to give it up for da gb.
Then, Sophia will get a paper route and a lemonade stand to earn more for da gb. Between meetings and service and study and assembly and cleaning khs and helping the elderly to go in service and...
And Sophia doesn’t need to think about honoring her credit, because the end is so close and she won’t have to pay it back.
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JWs Changing "Baptism Questions" Effective May 13?
by Room 215 in
1. watchtower
2. bible
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ja2 replies4 retweets12 likes.

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lastmanstanding

Salvation.
The existing question (1) as is found in the current “Organized” book has no mention of “salvation”.
The question (1) from 1966,1970,1973 up until the current version, I haven’t checked when it last changed, does mention “salvation”.
They put “salvation” back.
Glory be.
So, “advancing light” has directed the governing blabber mouths to go backwards.
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Beautiful New "Kingdom Hall"
by Sea Breeze in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
these images were posted on one of my fb news feeds.

they are legit.

looks like an upscale commercial bldg.
lastmanstanding

I understand that the new building committees have the mandate to install a hydraulic For Sale sign that pops out of the front lawn and is triggered by an internet connection to Warwick.
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JWs Changing "Baptism Questions" Effective May 13?
by Room 215 in
1. watchtower
2. bible
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ja2 replies4 retweets12 likes.

reply.
lastmanstanding

I just updated my ap. The questions have not changed in the electronic version of the organized book.
I must say though that getting to page 209 where the questions are found is next to impossible. You cannot scroll to them, but have to hit the one and only link to the page as it is found buried at the very bottom of page 165 where it says that
[Note to congregation elders: Instructions for handling discussions with baptism candidates appear on pages 211-214.]
It’s like... they don’t want you to be able to read them in the electronic version.