Oh, boy, were all dead!
Ya'know, maybe Bruce Willis or Arnold Swchreneigger could just take a rocket launcher to the damn thing, we could film it and make a cool movie:)
Repent, the end is near foul sinners!
I know, we could sit on lawn chairs, on the shore, and wait for the lava explosion to propel us to that meteor that was supposed to hit the earth?
Repent, nastly, nasty little sinner!
Ok, fine, I'm gonna go buy some toilet paper, bottled water and the stuff I need to do Nathan's experiments; so I can sit in my dark cold soot filled basement and figure out what the hell went wrong.
My Day Tomorrow: "''Oh, dum da dee duh do....BOOM!!!!.....Shit man!
Repent, foul little slimly smelly sinners!
FINE: Your right, it's gonna blow...soon. Whatchaa gonna do about it?
I figure I could live off pool water and the neighbors dogs for a few days?
Repent, non-belivers of the coming doom, doom on you! doom on you! doom on you!