Posts by philo

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Do not be misled! Bah will not be mocked.

by philo in

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when jonah was thrown into the sea (at his own request) he has been disobedient to beorghah god and deserved his fate, but mercifully god rescued him - do not imagine that we can throw ourselves at the mercy of the raging wt organisation and be rescued as individuals in some parallel way!

evidently, like jonah, the prophetic organisation class that became beorghah's apostates has been rescued since 1978 from that watery fate.

on dry land, they were fully exonerated of blame for the 1975 debacle (which was a prophetic 'cock-up' drama), and finding their comely feet of the good news by the following year, they marched with a will onto the internet.

philo

When Jonah was thrown into the sea (at his own request) he has been disobedient to Beorghah God and deserved his fate, but mercifully God rescued him - do not imagine that we can throw ourselves at the mercy of the raging WT organisation and be rescued as individuals in some parallel way! Evidently, like Jonah, the prophetic organisation class that became Beorghah's Apostates has been rescued since 1978 from that watery fate. On dry land, they were fully exonerated of blame for the 1975 debacle (which was a prophetic 'cock-up' drama), and finding their comely feet of the Good News by the following year, they marched with a will onto The Internet.

Do not be misled! No one can hope to survive putting God to the testk, by 'vacationing' in the Kingdom Halls of filthy whorish Watchtowerism, only to slip back onto the net? This has been done, indeed yes! But judgement for these ones is certain, and "Bah's eyes are everywhere". Such ones learn vile ideas: of their own worthlessness, of human sacrifice - even to the point of offering up their children as if to Molec.

And why did they leave us? No doubt in order to fulfil fleshly longings or personal ambition, and these are natural. But see how Satan has twisted these into perverted self-abnegation, and the spirit of Oh-well. Truly they are drawn out by sin itself

Any who have slipped back to us, from under the whore's bedraggled petticoats, can only find forgiveness from Behorghah if they come to the Jedis, slithering like the pear tree-snake who is their master, begging in their strange cultish dialect to have their relationship with the server restored. Do YOU know of any such ones who have not yet come forward, can you help them to take the steps. Rat them out! "Let not your eye feel sorry". The evidence is overwhelming, destruction will not be delayed. Humanity is a small price to pay for a smoothly running message board, in these last hours of the cult. Truly we have much to praise Bah about. Let us be busy about it!

philo

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WHY APOSTATES THEMSELVES ARE DOOMED!!!

by You Know in

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all mankind stands condemned before god, and yet some are more reprehensible than others are.

as an example, christ called the original christian apostate, judas, the son of destruction.

so too, and not surprisingly, the activities of modern day apostates are said to awaken the judgment from of old, so that "the destruction of them is not slumbering.

philo

Y1K, (hahaha nice 1 Thirdson)

One apostate
Two apostate
Three apostate
Four...

I think we all know how this children's rhyme goes. Thought you might have an armageddon prediction for us YK, you know, up your...sleeve.

philo

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WHY APOSTATES THEMSELVES ARE DOOMED!!!

by You Know in

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friends

all mankind stands condemned before god, and yet some are more reprehensible than others are.

as an example, christ called the original christian apostate, judas, the son of destruction.

so too, and not surprisingly, the activities of modern day apostates are said to awaken the judgment from of old, so that "the destruction of them is not slumbering.

philo

Comf,

GREAT PICS, BRILLIANT, especially:

CHF, CHF, CHF

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WHY APOSTASY IS DOOMED TO FAILURE!!!

by You Know in

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apostasy has been the devil's most effective means of fighting against the truth.

after all, time and time again the devil was able to lure the israelites away from the worship of jehovah and in to all sorts of idol worship and whatnot.

some anointed christians in the 1st century were also induced to become antichrists.

philo

Hello again YK,

When you left H2O you were at the semi-prophet stage. Since then, have you been promoted or what? Just interested in your spiritual career. And I'm glad you're back.

>>I am not even able to forewarn my own brothers in the local kingdom hall of just how severe a test awaits us,

Why not? Isn't this a reasonable question? Please answer it.

>> how much less deserving of foreknowledge of these things should I consider the accusers of my brothers to be?

Come off that mouldy soap box before you fall off it. You know full well, that it is here you can expound your pet exegesis, not the KH. It is here people think about what you say (whatever they think), not the KH. Here you won't be disfellowshipped for having your own ideas, not the KH. And you say THESE are your brothers. LOLOLOL You're suffering from Stockholm, buddy. What is it? Have they got a lien on your trailer?

Ok, I've wiped the apostate spittle from my mouth now (that was just to give you a retort). So, if you can reveal things to us mere apostates which you can't share with "your brothers", anybody should ask, "WHO ARE YOUR REAL BROTHERS". I think anybody would answer, "THE APOSTATES, dum-dum".

philo

Btw, I never noticed you refering to Jesus as 'The Lord' before. You haven't started taking communion? Oh, that would make you a dodgy character at the KH!

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Song of Solomon - YEAH BABY

by philo in

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i just reread song of solomon for the first time in over ten years.

despite using the nwt, which butchers most biblical poetry to admiration, i was nevertheless struck its beauty.

if you haven't read it, it is about a shepherd's love for one of solomon's concubines, and it evokes a delicious, aching, tantalising, desire - yup really.

philo

Peace',

i'll try to find my old bible and maybe post some of the passages i liked as a teen..lol.

Please do that, Peace! My lips are dripping like honeyed myrrh, just at the thought of it. (Hmm, that's not exactly the most attractive bit of SOS is it?)

Free2bme,

>>Worra load of perverts you all were..are

I was only taking a healthy interest in my bible, mam. On the other hand, perhaps that IS a perversion.

>>Worra
Are you from 'up Noorth', luv? "So ferry cross the Mersey". I'm from 'dain sarf'. If none of this makes sense, just put it down to the ramblings of an englishman abroad.

Nice to bump into you anyway.

philo

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Song of Solomon - YEAH BABY

by philo in

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i just reread song of solomon for the first time in over ten years.

despite using the nwt, which butchers most biblical poetry to admiration, i was nevertheless struck its beauty.

if you haven't read it, it is about a shepherd's love for one of solomon's concubines, and it evokes a delicious, aching, tantalising, desire - yup really.

philo

DJEEZ!!

I just realised I made a clanger.

(who likes to pummel his body and lead it as a slave. But prefers to have it pummeled for him, by a "willing daughter")

now reads

(who likes to pummel his body and lead it as a slave. But prefers to have it pummeled for him, by a "willing" female)

You can't be too careful. Phew.

philo

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Song of Solomon - YEAH BABY

by philo in

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friends

i just reread song of solomon for the first time in over ten years.

despite using the nwt, which butchers most biblical poetry to admiration, i was nevertheless struck its beauty.

if you haven't read it, it is about a shepherd's love for one of solomon's concubines, and it evokes a delicious, aching, tantalising, desire - yup really.

philo

Larc

Thanks for sharing your bible-based, leather-bound, peccadillo! There's so much mileage in this Solomon-ography.

I used to get some heady thrills as per (1:9) peeking through "the lattices" of loosely-buttoned summer blouses, and where better to do this than the kingdom hall? This was somehow acceptable behavior to me. The problem was going through the agony of self-justification of choosing to sit on the right side of the pretty girl in the first place. To see the innocent, white, burgeoning lace, with the glow of promising fresh skin-tones beneath - you know how only one side will do, for this type of view. I would be thinking, "well, I prefer to sit here anyway", or, "uh, I can answer-up better from here," or ,"I need to sit here for...a change of scenery".

There is something about the KH meeting regime, its repressive, plinky-plonky-naiveity that just begs for some sort of spiritual ejaculation, perhaps. This is all conjecture, of course. But what to do with the palm tree when it came time to stand up for the song? Such a fond, agonizing dilemma!

I told my now-ex-wife about this on our honeymoon, and I can't say it hindered the gameplay one little bit . And when I confessed my voyeuristic peeking inside her blouse, well - 'nuff said.

Bugeye,

>>So overflowing with testosterone is this stud of ours, even after satisfying his 300 birds on call, still manages to wank himself of to the thoughts of this sexy looking sheila.

I wonder whether he had his 'regulars', or if it was always the next one that got him going: a cereal/serial thresher of the oats.

Philo
(who likes to pummel his body and lead it as a slave. But prefers to have it pummeled for him, by a "willing" female)

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Song of Solomon - YEAH BABY

by philo in

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friends

i just reread song of solomon for the first time in over ten years.

despite using the nwt, which butchers most biblical poetry to admiration, i was nevertheless struck its beauty.

if you haven't read it, it is about a shepherd's love for one of solomon's concubines, and it evokes a delicious, aching, tantalising, desire - yup really.

philo

I just reread Song of Solomon for the first time in over ten years. Despite using the NWT, which butchers most biblical poetry to admiration, I was nevertheless struck its beauty. If you haven't read it, it is about a shepherd's love for one of Solomon's concubines, and it evokes a delicious, aching, tantalising, desire - yup really. Solomon's authorial stamp comes in verse 1, and the impossible affair is never realised at the end - there's no ending, happy or otherwise.

If Solomon is its author (1:1), then he is indulging in some role-playing, and fantasising about this girl as if he were just a 'regular guy', which seems a natural desire. After all, a king with hundreds of wives and concubines might naturally want to invigorate his jaded love life, so he gets my sympathy straight away.

He uses a variety of 'rounded' imagery to describe her, fruit, hills, gazelles, circular shields. And he, the shepherd, is described with more weighty, rigid imagery like, palm trees, marble columns, cedars, and precious metals. Damn! This is hot. Better still, there is a strong vicariousness throughout, a sense that he could pick this 'fruit' and enjoy it, he could herd this fine healthy beast into his fold, or drink from the pools of her eyes, if he was allowed to, and more importantly, if he allowed himself to. And this vicariousness is also signposted clearly early on with

(1:9) "Look! This one is standing behind our wall, gazing through the windows, glancing through the lattices."

and later on

(6:7)Like a segment of pomegranites are your temples behind your veil

If like me, you still have a raging teenager somewhere inside, I will now supply you with the two more pornographic verses. But to keep you from damaging your holy bibles, I won't give the chapters and verses. Enjoy.

How beautiful your steps have become in [your] sandals, O willing daughter! The curvings of your thighs are like ornaments

I have put off my robe. How can I put it back on? I have washed my feet. How can I soil them? My dear one himself pulled back his hand from the hole [of the door], and my inward parts themselves became boisterous within me

Notice the addition of "of the door" into the text. You don't suppose this is an attempt to throw water on a burning, blatantly sexual metaphor. No. It couldn't be that. After all, without the addition of those three words, we would never have understood it, would we?

Well 'that's all I have to say about that' (F. Gump circa 1998)

philo

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Lewis Carol on the Governing Body?

by philo in

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looking up a lewis carrol (1832-1898) quotation this evening, to prove with logic that logical is the 'evil slav', i think i inadvertently stumbled upon a true watchtower mind.

could carrol have been at least a forerunner of russell?.

the evidence: .

philo

Looking up a Lewis Carrol (1832-1898) quotation this evening, to prove with logic that Logical is the 'Evil Slav', I think I inadvertently stumbled upon a true Watchtower mind. Could Carrol have been at least a forerunner of Russell?

THE EVIDENCE:

On DFing policies, attitudes to 'sinful humanity' at Armageddon

The queen was in a furious passion, and went round stamping, and shouting, "Off with his head!" or "Off with her head!" about once a minute.

Of Attitudes to childrearing:

Speak roughly to your little boy
And beat him when he sneezes
He only does it to annoy
Because he knows it teases

Of CT Russell's 20/20 prophetic vision:

He thought he saw an elephant
That practised on a fife:
He looked again, and found it was
A letter from his wife.
'At length I realise," he said
The bitterness of life

Of WT scholarship:

Speak in french [or Greek] when you can't think of the English for a thing

On higher education:

I only took the regular course…the different branches of arithmetic - Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision…That's the reason they call them lessons…because they lessen from day to day

Of the imminence of the New Order:

The further off from England the nearer is to France-
Then turn not pale beloved snail,
But come and join the dance

The rule is: jam to-morrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

Women giving talks:

Curtsey while you're thinking what to say. It saves time.

Of Kingdom Melodies:

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

Of the pure language:

"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe"

Of the 'Reasoning' book (and 'Make sure of all things'):

Contrariwise, continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be: but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
"But, 'glory' doesn't mean "a nice put-down argument", Alice objected. "When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty replied in a rather scornful tone, "it means exactly what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Of end-times prophesy:

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes - and ships - and sealing wax,
Of cabbages - and kings,
And why the sea is boiling hot -
And whether pigs have wings"

It's uncanny ain't it?

Philo

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The Legend of 'Fearless'

by Farkel in

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the year was 1950. it was a wicked and lawless time in the old west.

grafitti which staked out the turf of the many rowdy gangs in town was everywhere.

this was the wild west where a mans mettle was measured by how many drinks he could consume and still maintain a lightning draw and trigger finger.

philo

“You know with all the commotion, I can’t remember if I fired six shots or only five,” Fearless sneered at the leader. “So you got to be a’ askin’ yerself this ONE simple question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well DO ya? PUNK!”

Nice bit of bait: masterfully laid, snnnigger. But I'd say YK's too yella.

philo