Posts by Zordino

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Documentary "Happy"

by skeeter1 in

netflix is showing a documentary called "happy".

it's about a new discipline in psychology and nueroscience on happiness.

what makes us happy, etc.

Jehovah's Witnesses Watchtower SUICIDE . How many JW suicides can you recall?

by Anti-Cult in

how many jw suicides can you recall?.

is it more common than the rest of society?.

i personally know of 5.

I could think of 4. one was an MS in his 30's, another was a woman who was a single mom who was having sexual relations with a "brother" After he dumped her and hooked up with another woman, this poor single mom ran in front of oncomng traffic and was hit by a truck going 80km/hr. Very sad! Another the disfelowshiped son of an elder. And the last was a man in his early 50's who's wife left him for his best friend (all were JW's) and drowned himself in a lake. There are several other stories I've heard of severely depressed JW's. The WT brainwashed ones would say stupid things like " Critical times hard to deal with are here" "proof that we are in the last days" or " Satan is working over time on J's people" The list of retarded sayings goes on and on.

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Ton Ten REASONS why Jehovah's Witnesses simply can't abide reality

by Terry in

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1.the organization itself denies access to reality and substitutes its own version, interpretations and meanings.. a.only watchtower approved publications are allowed.. b.no higher education is to be pursued.. c.no non-jw friends or associations are encouraged with their "outside" points of view.. d.no free-style questioning of doctrine or criticism permitted.

curiousity is verboten.. e.threat of being "marked" or disassociated looms over them.

2.between every real-world event and the rank and file jw's mind is a roadblock.. a.the moment of identifying is short-circuited by an interpretive moment of re-labeling in watchtower-speak.. b.all things happening are forced into a narrow storyline and propagandized as end times happenings leading to armageddon.. 3.social and personal identity is expunged and replaced by a collective persona: "jehovah's witness".. a.private thinking is red-flagged as selfish and sinful.. b.personal improvement, welfare and ambition is crushed and door-to-door ministry substituted as "worthy" endeavors.. c.self-conscious obsession permeates witness awareness as each person is transformed into a public spectacle of performance for judgement.. d.since you aren't an individual you don't really have a right to fall in love and marry or educate or earn.

Zordino

Marked

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Who Really is The Faithful and Discreet Slave?

by Recovery in

let's assume, as most of you probably believe, that the anointed christians are not the fds.

if the anointed are not the fds, who are?.

Zordino

They are a Bunch of Dellusional Wack Jobs pretending to be Christs Brothers.

I hope thats clear enough.

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Were dinosaurs part of a pre-Adamic "paradise"?

by M.J. in

the wts seems to affirm a lot that adam's blunder really screwed up the earth, and that the earth was not meant to be this place full of killing, disease, death, pain, etc.. but according to the wts version of the story, did god create the earth with these types of features before adam even came on the scene?

the wts does not deny the existance of dinosaurs, who in their words were created prior to mankind during the 5th or 6th symbolic day-ages.

yet its clear from fossilized remains that dinosaurs killed each other, had a high mortality rate, often died young, suffered from disease such as cancerous tumors: .

Zordino

All I can say is........ Only in America would a "Creation museum with a full size Ark be built! Its so Laughable I wanna cry

Actually, it may be a good thing to have another Ark built just in case big J feels like flooding and subsequently killing 99.9% of all life again.

Hmm. the whole killing 99.9% of all life thing sounds familiar

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when elders talk = crap ....

by Princess Ashe in

elder informed me that i was not to talk to others why certain people were disfellowshipped.

huh?

i would think certain ones would want to know if he is a sex offender.

Zordino

"compared oral sex to licking a toliet, during jc meeting"

Sounds to me like your Elder(s) may secretly have some kind of Toilet licking Fetish.

What a messed up thing to say... Weirdo's!

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Sparlockgate - the YouTube copyright clampdown continues!

by cedars in

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friends

you may remember some time ago i released a song entitled "sparlock we love you" on youtube.. the song was a parody of the "become jehovah's friend" dvd, and became very popular - with well over 10,000 views last time i checked.. i did consider the possibility that the society would complain on grounds of copyright infringement, because i used some specially-altered versions of images on the dvd, such as the one below.... .

however, i shrugged this off, because i thought even the society wouldn't be as petty as to publically complain about the way the images were used.. nevertheless, they did.

today i got the following email.... dear john cedars,we have disabled the following material as a result of a third-party notification from watch tower bible and tract society of pennsylvanias, claiming that this material is infringing:.

Zordino

OUTLAW, That is too Funny!

Cedars, you did a great job with that video. Its too bad da Corp shut it down. I Loved that Song. Please post it again. Do something funny like having the GB dancing to the " Sparlock we love you" song.. It'll be a Hoot.

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Good News to Make You Happified

by Farkel in

happified is a real watchtower word(tm), by the way!.

if you want to give the wts credit for anything, then at least give them credit for their remarkably simple solution to every ill suffered by mankind.. it is a "one size fits all" solution and might be part of the appeal the wts has attracting people who have a hard time with reason and common sense.. they won't specifically tell you what that solution is, though.

if they did, they would even get less converts than they get now, and currently they ain't gettin' many.

Zordino

FARKEL, That is Sooo Hilarious because its True. I've read a Lot of your Old Posts and I think you're Brilliant Dude.

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Sunday's Drama @ convention!!! OMG!!!

by itscrap&theyknowit! in

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friends

the drama -- i basically laughed hysterically!

i guess marriages are breaking up left and right within the organization.

a couple got married young.

Zordino

The messege in the Drama is quite clear: Be a good Little Jaydubber, Listen to what the faithless slave says and give your life to the Corp, and if you do that you will be Sooooo Happy in your Life and Marraige. I believe this drama was directed a lot toward the age groups of around 15yrs old to the mid 20's in order to brainwash them into giving up their life (piosneer) to the Corp instead of making a normal life of their own (kids, a good job/business etc.) This makes me Soo pissed off as I have a teenage daughter.

Its such a Steaming Pile of Ca Ca.

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Strollers at DC

by InquiryMan in

if i understand it correctly, strollers are not allowed at us conventions.. in sweden, a letter was written to the congregation, introducing this new rule.

however, quite a few families wrote letters to the society,.

asking if they wanted families with children to attend the assemblies or not... it was stated that they would not go unless strollers were allowed.. the society pulled back, allowing strollers in designated areas.. in norway, they didn t even bother to introduce the rule in the first place... .

Zordino

They (the GB) don't give a Rats ass about the R & F dubbies. They impose so many stupid rules for the fact that they are a bunch of narcasistic Control Freaks!