Zordino

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  Super Tasty Kool Aid Flavored WT Study this Weekend!

  by LostGeneration in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  would love to hear comments on what is being said on the paragraph which states that if the wt demands you drink the kool aid, you should do it - even if you don't understand why!.

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  look forward to any replies..

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  Zordino

  I believe they are prepping the flock for something.... and if I had to take an educated guess, I would have to say that it has something to do with donations. They will make Donations kinda 'Mandatory' in some way.

  In first world countries,

  a regular baptized publisher must pay: 200$ a month

  an umbaptized publisher must pay: 300$ per month

  An reg pioneer: 100$ per month

  A special pioneer: only 50$ a month...

  etc etc .....

  Something like a tax on the R&F...

  I ofcourse would be paying my family's share in monopoly money.
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  The UNITED NATIONS IS TURNING ON RELIGION!!

  by nicolaou in

  1. social
  2. current

  get ready for all the pointless, stupid speculation folks.

  or maybe not, do modern dubs even remember or care about this aspect of their end-times nuttery?.

  un panel confronts vatican on child sex abuse by clergy.

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  Zordino

  I remember all those scary pictures of wild beasts and the harlot drinking blood and all the rest of the imagery. And you wonder why born in's have many issues? F**king evil Cult! And their Bullsh*t Armageddon scare tactic's!
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  The JW cart/booth nonsense

  by Gypsy Sam in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.christianpost.com/news/battle-of-beliefs-baptist-evangelist-nation-of-islam-muslim-and-jehovah-witnesses-vie-for-souls-at-new-yorks-subway-stations-112512/.

  will this wake any jw's up to how they have more in common with other sects than they believe?.

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  Zordino

  Are these idiots not embarrased having to stand all day by a cart full of WT literature while people walking by probably think they're all Wacked?

  Do they not see the stupidity of it all? How much of a brainwashed Dummy to they have to be?
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  My favourite JW books when I was a delusional.convert. Did you have any ?

  by smiddy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  did you have any favourite books by the society when you were in ?not that this book was my fav.

  yet it was the first book i read learning about jw`s.

  " from paradise lost to paradise regained " i know , it was designed for the young , however my mentor thought that since i had no understaning of the bible it was what i needed.

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  Zordino

  As a child my fav was "My Book of Bible Fairy Tales"
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  Satan Takes a Trip

  by Farkel in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  jehovah ushers satan into his presence.. jehovah: "listen satan, the thousand year reign is just about up, and according to the bible, i've gotta let you go back to earth and tempt the people, so you'd better go down and see what's happening before you get to work.

  damn.

  i wished i had picked another book to endorse besides that bible.

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  Zordino

  Farkel, Your posts are so funny.. Hope you can write more hilarious stuff.
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  2014 -2015 District Convention Theme - unofficial-

  by WatchTower87 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  unofficial theme:.

  -the end (of watchtower) is near!

  - lets kingdom come bis.

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  Zordino

  Sacrifice for the WT realestate Empire

  Be Whole souled not Hole Souled

  Be faithful til the end (the end of high prices!)
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  So have any of you seen this site?

  by nonjwspouse in

  1. social
  2. humour

  http://jehovahstrumpet.com/conjoined-twin-shuns-brother/.

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  i apologize if i am double posting about this..

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  Zordino

  Oh thats too funny :) I Love Satire!
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  "Shepherd the flock of God"

  by Laika in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  looking after you dirty sheep can be a challenge for any of the 'gifts in men' among us.

  thank jah that the faithful & discreet slave has provided an elder's manual for assistance, i mean, it's not as if the bible is any use in such matters.

  here are some of my favourite pearls of wisdom to help us truly appreciate the blessings of the slave class:.

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  Zordino

  Geez, if they saw how I devoured an exlarge Pizza pie today, I would surely be d'fd .
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  Why are there no black angels?

  by snare&racket in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  jw literature is racist as hell.

  jesus looks like an american folk singer, the governing body look like a corrupt version of an enron luncheon.. the jw's literally print different magazines for africa with african pictures, black people instead of white, to make it 'more appealing' to them.... just to be clear that means they think the opposite is true too!.

  ....and then there is the lack of black angels..... .

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  Zordino

  Because Jayhoba is a bigot?
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  "How can girls guard against temptation in this sex-crazy world?"

  by Apognophos in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is from the questions from readers in the 12/15/61 watchtower.

  i present it unabridged and without comment.

  your own comments, however, are welcome.. "when a girl reaches the age of puberty or physical maturity, her body has developed in the matter of sex more than in the mind.

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  Zordino

  Who wrote this Fred Franz? The weirdo who never married and probably never had sex in his life except for maybe his teddy bear?!