>>Now, it is hard enough to understand why the disappointed Lord could not have just waved his hand to make the necessary improvements in existing man instead of killing every human being on earth,<<
God destroys corruption, he does NOT repair it.
>>but nearly incomprehensible is the Lord's decision to drown the whole planet, destroying "every living substance." After all, the Lord spent the entire third day of creation making the grasses, herbs, and fruit bearing trees (Genesis 1:11-13), and the fifth day making animals (Genesis 1:20-23); why would his anger at man lead him throw all this other good work down the drain?<<
When the physical man became corrupted, the whole physical ball of wax became corrupted.
>>Couldn't the omniscient God think of a way to kill man without killing the grass and animals, too? The grass hadn't offended God, and the animals hadn't done anything wrong, had they?<<
No they hadn't. But, you have to remember, animals and plants were initially CREATED in a death cycle from the very beginning (Nitrogen cycle). They were NOT created with the potential of eternal life like mankind. They were created to eventually die. That's where fertilizer comes from ya know??? As far as the animals go, they were created for man to rule over and have dominion over. So, the man and his kingdom (animals) would certainly be a logically destruction. Also, there is no intellectual and conscious tie between plants and animals and God. That tie is between man and God alone.
>>God gave Noah seven days to get ready. How did Noah and his sons build such a huge ark in just seven days?<<
You've misunderstood the Bible. He had plenty of time. Show me where you feel God gave Noah only seven days to make the ark.
>>How did Noah cause the animals to come to the Ark?<<
That was obviously God's doing.
>>How did they know where it was, and when they had to be there?<<
How do birds know to fly south for the winter? Are you really serious here??? How does man program his computers? God programs his little computers the same way. He changed the program to fit the need.
>>How did the great white bears and penguins of the polar regions, the kangeroos of the southern hemisphere, and the snakes and gorillas of the tropical rain forests cross the vast oceans and land masses to the Mideast?<<
Guess that depends on how much time was involved eh? I believe we're talking years where you seem to think seven days.
>>Once the whales, porpoises, and dolphins got to the Ark, how did they travel up the gangplank?<<
Sorry Joseph, you don't read your Bible to carefully do you? Your aim is mockery. The Bible plainly states what kind of animals would die in the flood:
Gen 6:17
17 I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all life under the heavens, every creature that has the breath of life in it.
Gen 7:22
22 Everything on dry land that had the breath of life in its nostrils died.
Fish DO NOT have the breath of life in them. they do NOT HAVE NOSTRILS. They have GILLS. They have the water of life that sustains them. They lived through it (the flood) in the own liquid domain.
Every one of your flood questions can be answered. I'm stopping here as any more of addressing this is a waste of time.
PS. Salt water (ocean) and fresh water (rivers) equals brackish water. Go to the Mississippi delta and see that ALL KINDS of fresh water fish and salt water creatures that can live just peachy on a "brackish" water environment. As a matter of fact, fish life is in an amzaing abundance there. It's huge.
Ahhhh. Bah bye.