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  CO kept mispronouncing "debt"

  by Red Piller in

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  so, this happened a while ago - but i never posted on it.

  during a co visit, he gave a talk relating to jesus ransom (i think) and the "debt" that was owed by sin, etc.... he kept saying "debt" and he kept pronouncing the "b".

  so it sounded like "deb-t".

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  OneFingerSalute

  He kept saying "debt" and he kept pronouncing the "b". So it sounded like "deb-t"

  Well what would we expect from someone with "better" than a college education from reading all those Awake articles about bugs, birds, and fish?
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  Borg music video a real tear-jerker

  by Slave4_38y in

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  2. entertainment

  this is a must watch video.

  it brought tears of laughter!.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx-akomec3q.

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  OneFingerSalute

  The video explains one thing quite well.

  I have wondered why the great majority of JDubya females are slovenly in their appearance. They seem to be ashamed of themselves (that's another story), they wear ugly clothes, they wear ugly shoes, they bob their hair off and never style it, they slouch when they walk, they pull their shoulders forward as if trying to hide any remote hint of breast, their bellies usually look like they are twelve months pregnant, they don't know what make-up is and if they do happen to wear it they have no clue how to artfully apply it.

  Then it dawned on me watching this video. They have an obsession with cookies!
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  Send In The Clowns

  by OneFingerSalute in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  as i sat through another mind numbing sermon this morning i could not help thinking that the speaker was a total clown.. lime green suit, white shirt, yellow tie, blue socks barely higher than his ankle, brown shoes, and an orange cast.

  all that was missing was a big red rubber nose!

  and of course everyone remarked what a wonderful talk he gave.

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  OneFingerSalute

  As I sat through another mind numbing sermon this morning I could not help thinking that the speaker was a total clown.

  Lime green suit, white shirt, yellow tie, blue socks barely higher than his ankle, brown shoes, and an orange cast. All that was missing was a big red rubber nose! And of course everyone remarked what a wonderful talk he gave. The title was something about being happy even if you are hungry. It was, of course, nothing except "if you are comfortable financially you are in grave danger of dying at Armageddon. You are not doing enough in the recruiting work."

  He said only if a person was spiritually hungry could they be truly happy

  I wondered if Witlessess are so "HAPPY" does that mean they are spiritually starving because of the lack of "food at the proper time"? If they are spiritually full (he said that was a sign of false Christians who were going to die any day now at the Big A) then what does that say about the JDub's?

  I thought for sure my head was gong to explode just sitting there listening to that tripe.
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  new photos of the stupidity ^%$#@ WTF is this %^$#

  by NoMoreHustle in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i'm sure you've seen these, just in case you haven't.

  https://instagram.com/p/zorhhuhis5/.

  https://instagram.com/p/zba9rlhivl/.

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  OneFingerSalute

  I would never have joined this religion had it been when I came in what it is now.

  I have heard this same comment from many others, though most of them are older ones who have nowhere else to go, so they stay out of desperation and loneliness.
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  Shorter meetings for field service

  by hoser in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  march kingdom ministry insert is about how the field service meetings will be shortened from 10 to 15 minutes down to 5 to 7 minutes.

  they want the publishers to report more hours.

  in my experience the problem isn't the length of the meeting for service but pioneers and publishers dogging it after the service arrangement.

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  OneFingerSalute

  Sheesh, a five to seven minute "meeting" means only two minutes max. when they always start five minutes late anyway.

  The good thing though will be that it gives more time to congregate around the water cooler before shuffling out the door.
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  What backlash could you expect by telling everyone you 'hate the Caleb cartoons'?

  by Esse quam videri in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  what kind of response could you expect if you let everyone in your congregation know that.

  "... i hate those stupid caleb cartoons.

  i hate his crazy mother.

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  OneFingerSalute

  Caleb = governing body = Jesus = God.

  To a loyal brain-dead JDubya saying you hate Caleb means you hate God means you are dangerous and should be DF'd.

  I told a super dub pioneer a couple weeks ago what I thought of the JW cartoon network and Caleb and that is the basic reaction I got to my comment.

  Idiots!
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  What is the basis for authority for the governing body?

  by Half banana in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a word to jehovahs witnesses: what is the basis for the authority the seven members of the governing body can claim in controlling the lives of eight million followers?

  the organisation they represent has never got one useful piece of information correct in one hundred and thirty five years... so why should they be believed?.

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  We are the FDS because we say we are. And because we are we know we are. If we weren't then we wouldn't know we weren't. So SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, and OBEY us!
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  Memorial Question?

  by naazira in

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  2. friends

  over the years, i've come to notice that some of the friends will not touch the plate with the bread or the cup of wine ,when the emblems are being passed around.

  i remember a row of 3 people told the brother to skip over them.

  every year i have noticed this behavior.

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  OneFingerSalute

  I thought it actually looked kind of odd for the speaker to be handed the utensils only to immediately hand them back. Why would he have to touch them if he was not partaking? He could just be given the opportunity, but refuse.

  Where I am they always do that. After the handlers get through with the passive crowd they all go back to the front row and sit down while one hands off the plate or glass to the others and sits down as they pass it from one to the other. The last one of the handlers then goes onstage and hands the plate or glass to the speaker who then immediately hands it back.

  The best time I had in many years was when some of the towns "shining examples" wandered in and sat in the front. When the wine came by the first in line took almost the whole glass full in one big gulp, then choked and hacked and spit what he hadn't swallowed back into the glass and loudly proclaimed, "THAT is some lousy wine!"
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  To all anointed wannabe losers, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, OR ELSE!!!!!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  once again the beloved and loving governing body are demonstrating their utmost disdain for the rank and file members of the jehovah church.

  let us review this interesting trend, starting with some facts!

  yay, facts!!!

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  OneFingerSalute

  I perused some of that article.

  I notice many of the hounders, and wannabe hounders use the term "Father" in their self-righteous prayers over and over again, as if it is some kind of incantation.

  I believe I will start calling it to their attention that they should no longer use that term. They are NOT anointed, and so as par. 16 states, courtesy of the governing body, only the anointed have the right to call Jehovah "Father".
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  New Mascot - Translator Robot

  by Slave4_38y in

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  2. humour

  this is the latest offering from the caleb/sophia duo - lesson 16, preach in a foreign language.

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  OneFingerSalute

  And even more proof that the WT has become nothing more than a cartoon.