He'll soon be able to buy his own Rolex, just like Sam Herd.
I printed off a number of those pictures with the price of that watch included and highlighted, folded them neatly, then dropped them in the collection boxes as my "donation".
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What I Learned Today
by OneFingerSalute injust thought i would share what i learned today sitting for several miserable hours at the circus assembly.. while i took "notes" i just cannot stand trying to type out all the details.
so suffice it to say the entire program can be covered with these few observations.. do more!
give more!
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What I Learned Today
by OneFingerSalute injust thought i would share what i learned today sitting for several miserable hours at the circus assembly.. while i took "notes" i just cannot stand trying to type out all the details.
so suffice it to say the entire program can be covered with these few observations.. do more!
give more!
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@Obliettee
You nailed that. I had friends that used to use the term "taking a grease" to refer to what those palm-greasers at the circus assembly had on their noses.
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What I Learned Today
by OneFingerSalute injust thought i would share what i learned today sitting for several miserable hours at the circus assembly.. while i took "notes" i just cannot stand trying to type out all the details.
so suffice it to say the entire program can be covered with these few observations.. do more!
give more!
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I just remembered (dammit) another comment I heard.
"When we watch each months Governing Body Hour on XX.XX.org."
Is that like the old time Ted Mack comedy hour?
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Summarize every the meeting in 20 seconds
by Sour Grapes inthe world is full of wickedness.. the end is very near.. we must do more.. how thankful we are for the governing body.
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I made a slight change to reflect what is said where I am.
How thankful we are for the Governing Body.
The world is full of wickedness.
How thankful we are for the Governing Body.
The end is very near.
How thankful we are for the Governing Body.
We must do more.
How thankful we are for the Governing Body.
How thankful we are for the Governing Body. Thank you father for the Governing Body. Amen!
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How to Choose a Wife!
by snugglebunny inback in the day, when my family moved to a new congregation, i fell head over heels with a young sister who was an elder's daughter.
it wasn't long before we were talking about marriage and i was contemplating buying her an engagement ring.
my parents were not happy at all.
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Don't men in the congregation have the pick of the litter? I've heard that men outnumber women 2 to 1 making it difficult for a woman to get a husband.
Yes, IF they don't mind women that are any one of or a combination of morbidly obese, several children, extremely poor health, mentally unstable, chronically lazy, whiners etc. Now don't bash me because I made this observation. As a normal, healthy man I prefer a reasonably in shape, healthy, active, ambitious, sane, attractive woman. THAT kind of woman (and man too) is very rare in da troof.
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How to Choose a Wife!
by snugglebunny inback in the day, when my family moved to a new congregation, i fell head over heels with a young sister who was an elder's daughter.
it wasn't long before we were talking about marriage and i was contemplating buying her an engagement ring.
my parents were not happy at all.
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OneEyed and Faye.
I heard that BS story too. It was told as truth, except they were on the beach of the Pacific, the young man refused to throw his field serve us bag into the waves and he passed the test and they got married and lived happily ever after.
If that had ever happened to me I would have told the girl to F.O for trying to test me and left her standing there with her precious witness bag!
As a side point, with that many incarnations and variations of the same story it stands to reason that the story is a lie.
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What I Learned Today
by OneFingerSalute injust thought i would share what i learned today sitting for several miserable hours at the circus assembly.. while i took "notes" i just cannot stand trying to type out all the details.
so suffice it to say the entire program can be covered with these few observations.. do more!
give more!
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Forgot about the Bethel heavy that was a "guest" speaker. The line to give him green handshakes was nearly twenty people deep. I noticed one guy I know who is always bitching about being broke hand him two one hundred dollar bills. Sickening the way they filed past him to grease his palms, as they greased their noses. -
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What I Learned Today
by OneFingerSalute injust thought i would share what i learned today sitting for several miserable hours at the circus assembly.. while i took "notes" i just cannot stand trying to type out all the details.
so suffice it to say the entire program can be covered with these few observations.. do more!
give more!
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Just thought I would share what I learned today sitting for several miserable hours at the circus assembly.
While I took "notes" I just cannot stand trying to type out all the details. So suffice it to say the entire program can be covered with these few observations.
Do more! Give more! Shun DF'd family at all times, for all reason, and at all places, including social media, photos, or any other excuses you might think up or you will lose your peace and show you resent Jehovah. If you are hurt by what someone says or does, buck up it's your fault and if you don't forgive them you will lose your peace and make Jehovah sad. The governing body has given us so many wonderful things from Jehovah that we would never have gotten otherwise like that jw.xxx site and the jw TV site. What are YOU going to give back to the organization for those wonderful things. Of course the normal whines about showing self-sacrifice and contribute to the substantial expenses of this wonderful assembly provided by "the slave".
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Something a CO once said.
by cappytan in"there are only three reasons you should miss a meeting.
fever, fracture or funeral.
everything else is a sorry excuse.
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Ever hear that one?
Yes, I heard that statement too. Even better yet, last night's local "needs" was about missing meetings. Forget about the fever or fracture. You can pop an aspirin, and hobble in on crutches. And as for the funeral, why you know if it isn't yours it isn't any other JDubya's. After all they all know when the meeting is, so they better not be scheduling anyone's funeral for THAT time!
The point was made that, "where two or more are gathered in my name I am present also, so holy spirit is not at your home. It is here! at the Kingdom Hall!"
The F.O.G. was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Nothing but condamnation for anyone who didn't show up regardless of personal circumstances. IDIOTS!
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Memorial talk wt escape clause
by prologos in" --only those in the kingdom covenant were served the bread & wine by jesus--" ---false!
this phrase switches from the forgiveness of sin part to the exclusive anointed club section of the memorial talk, and it is false because: the kingdom covenant was done after the passover was done.
and the promise of thrones and judging israel in math 19:28 was not a covenant but an assurance.
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This was found on jwtalk in one of the "let's all pat ourselves on the back" forums.
"The reported number of partakers will be somewhere between zero and two, depending on which elder finally wins that argument. . ."
So we can all be clear about it now. It isn't that mythical holy spirit that decides if you are worthy to nibble the cracker and sip the wine. it is some pompous ass elder.