Why not ban two-piece swimsuits? What about shorts? Why not ban being in shape, or being good-looking?
It may not yet be in print, or on governing body TV, but those are pretty well the rules already. I did notice though in the second panel of the articles "cartoon" that one eldurr has a suit coat that is too short, and the other has pants that are way too long. If they want to start ordering people how to dress they had better damned well learn to dress properly first!