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  Beards

  by pgjallan in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i left the witnesses.

  returned full bearded, which drew censure from a district overseer: “peter, you can’t witness door-to-door with a beard”.

  bewildered, i asked for an explanation.

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  OneFingerSalute

  Well then seeing you made me remove my Jesus flipping the bird avatar, and you arrogantly permit Finkelstein to use it in a post, and as you allow a name like Fukitol (Fuck It All) I say to you, screw you!
  
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  Today's Daily Text - Being Uneducated And Ordinary... WTF!!!

  by Divergent in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  thursday, march 3. they were uneducated and ordinary men.—acts 4:13.. in recent years, the spiritual instruction provided by jehovah’s organization has reflected an increased emphasis on simplicity and clarity.

  consider three examples.

  first, there is the simplified edition of the watchtower.

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  OneFingerSalute

  JDubyadom. . .the only religion where intelligence is vilified, and being stupid is something to be proud of.
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  Tight Pants

  by pixel in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  today is friday.

  so let's see something refreshing on the new june 2016 study wt.

  tight pants!.

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  Why not ban two-piece swimsuits? What about shorts? Why not ban being in shape, or being good-looking?

  It may not yet be in print, or on governing body TV, but those are pretty well the rules already. I did notice though in the second panel of the articles "cartoon" that one eldurr has a suit coat that is too short, and the other has pants that are way too long. If they want to start ordering people how to dress they had better damned well learn to dress properly first!
  
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  5 publishers in my father's congregation have just been put in rest homes.

  by joe134cd in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  my father was telling me the other day that 5 publishers have recently been put in rest home care.

  interesting in a cong of about 80-100 publishers.

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  If they in fact need that kind of care it is good that there are facilities where they can get it. I sure hope there are some kind souls who will make regular visits with them to let them know they are still valued as human beings.

  The typical oh so loving JDubya's won't lift a fat finger to help their own when they get old enough to need more intensive assistance, or can no longer be slavishly driven to clean toilets for free.

  Sorry illegitimate sons.*

  * Bastards
  
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  Thier new Bible translations funny Scripture and how stupid they are.

  by Crazyguy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  if you go to their bible at genesis 18: starting at verse 3 you will read that abraham sees jehovah yep sees him, with a couple of other men (angel's) then talks to him about getting water to wash his feet.

  then he runs to sarah and talks to her about preparing food for jehovah.

  so let me get this strait abraham sees jehovah face to face, jehovah has feet and apparently likes to eat human food too.

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  OneFingerSalute

  The JDubya's have long tried to explain this away by saying it was only an angel representing Jehovah. Yet IF it was an angel and Abraham bowed down to him why didn't that angel have the same attitude that is claimed by the angel in Revelation 22: 9?

  Maybe the angels got some nulite about letting people bow down to them?
  
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  Un-****ing-Believable

  by OneFingerSalute in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  just a few observations from this morning.

  .. this morning as i was trying to choke back the bile that kept wanting to come up during the wt study one comment in particular screamed cult.. towards the very end as comments were being made about "counseling" others with "gracious" words one of the uber-dub minstral-serpents made this comment, "we see in the last image that the brother is holding a bible as he counsels the other brother.

  we look closely at the picture and we can know exactly what he is counseling the brother about.

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  OneFingerSalute

  Just a few observations from this morning. . .
  

  This morning as I was trying to choke back the bile that kept wanting to come up during the WT study one comment in particular screamed CULT.

  Towards the very end as comments were being made about "counseling" others with "gracious" words one of the uber-Dub minstral-serpents made this comment, "We see in the last image that the brother is holding a Bible as he counsels the other brother. We look closely at the picture and we can know exactly what he is counseling the brother about. All the brothers are wearing suits except one. And he needed counsel that he should wear a suit jacket at the meetings."

  After the meeting OFS got called aside with the worn out "we need to visit with you" line. This time it was the close trimmed, neat, well-arranged beard that I am now sporting that had the eldurr's panties in a wad. I was informed that there were some in the congregation that were offended, and that he is sure I "don't want to stumble someone do you?" I asked for a reason from the Bible why I should not wear one when it was my choice to wear one? He read 1 Corinthians 8: 9 which says, "But keep watching that your right to choose does not somehow become a stumbling block to those who are weak." I guess some of what I remember from the Bible has stuck with me, because I came back with Psalms 119: 165. "Abundant peace belongs to those who love your law; Nothing can make them stumble." Then I asked if perhaps he should concentrate on strengthing those weak ones instead of trying to force me to conform to weak ones who evidently must not really love the law of God.

  He only mumbled and then quickly excused himself claiming to need to take care some other matters.

  In another conversation it was mentioned that the Warwick compound is going ahead so fast. They are housing the workers (slaves) in the residence buildings now. They(the workers)have no transportation, they are in the middle of nowhere, and they have nothing to do after supper just sitting in the room with no real amenities so they just go back to work. That is why so much is getting done so "fast". BOREDOM!
  
  
  
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  So Long Palmyra NY Hall

  by mrquik in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ah just more evidence of the work "speeding up during the time of the end".

  i helped build this hall.

  was appointed as an ms & elder there.

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  Fleecing of the flock?

  Naw, just the governing body showing loving concern for the money "entrusted" to them by the rank and file. (Sarcasm off)
  
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  2016-2-9-BOE--Screens for Video Playback!

  by Atlantis in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  2016-2-9-boe..re: supply of screens for video playback at kingdom halls.http://postimg.org/image/ibc7p49ov/..wtunderground!

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  OneFingerSalute

  Dear Slaves,

  We are pleased to once again create an over-whelming desire for material things, and to again stir up the spirit of competition between congregations on the part of you fools who keep on shelling out your hard earned money trying to have the latest, greatest, shiniest new electronic device.

  We are happy to once again shove out grubby hands into your pockets.

  We know you will be blessed for letting us do so.

  Your masters in the Big House,

  Governing Body
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  Did you get " Counseled " about the Music you Listened to While you were a JW ?

  by flipper in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  from the time i was a small boy - i loved rock n' roll music.

  beatles, rolling stones, led zeppelin, hendrix.

  i started getting slighted for the music i listened to as i lay in my bedroom listening on headphones to led zeppelin's song " black dog " at age 14 with my elder dad looking suspiciously at me as i'm rocking out .

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  I was in a couple bands in the seventies, eighties, and nineties. I was always catching hell from pious JW's for performing songs like Hey Jude, Let It Be, If The House Is Rockin', Cocaine, Delia's Gone, Long Black Veil, Hurt, House Of The Rising Sun, and more than I can even remember. Counseled many times by JW's who were drunks, embezzlers, womanizers. . .
  
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  Caption This Photo From The January Study Edition

  by JW_Rogue in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so as some are probably aware the january study edition has two articles on the anointed.

  one basically discouraging people from believing they are anointed and another about how ones should view partakers.

  this photo is from the second article:.

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  OneFingerSalute

  

  Damn it! That clumsy punk attendant just spilled chunks of cracker on my brand new suit! I wonder if I can get away with punching hm in the 'nads?

  (the older gentleman)