Its obviously not too good to celebrate birthdays yet. Look what happened to these poor people!
Maybe Jehovah decided to get off his fat arse and teach these poor kids a lesson. (Probably there were no bears handy.)
The Pope
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A Jehovah's Witness Tragedy - Is it...
by apostate inhttp://www.southam.com/windsorstar/news/020121/47014.html.
http://www.southam.com/windsorstar/news/020122/47762.html.
http://www.southam.com/windsorstar/news/020126/49735.html.
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Wet Dreams
by Beans inso we know the jw`s can`t masturbate,what is there stance on wet dreams?
we know that they occur naturally and are unavoidable.are they to tell the elders that they are having them?
do they practice mind control before going to sleep to avoid this pleasurable experience?
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PopeOfEruke
I'm glad someone brought up semen emissions. (see * below)
Can you remember how terrible it was when they happened during a convention and you were staying with your parents in PRIVATE ACCOMMODATION!!! God that was terrible. Hoping the stuff would dry before having to get up! Imagining the private accommodation person seeing the stains on the sheets....
Actually I don't mean this to be too funny. For me it was like the worst thing I could ever imagine, I was so embarassed.
The other really bad thing as a young "brother" was getting erections in the car on the way to the meeting, usually they occurred just before arriving at the KH. Meaning you had to get out of the car with a stiffy and try to hide it under your coat.
I really hated being young. Was this just me or did anyone else go through this?
The Pope
* I remember a bro. had a favourite prank. At the meeting before witnessing, we would ask "What do you do if a householder brings up blood at the door". After getting a few comments he would say "Personally I would call an ambulance".
PS What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.
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What's the latest on "The Danni X-Files&qu...
by Bendrr inlooks like it's just disappeared.
no more posts from danni.
no more posts from mymy.. just to add my own little tidbit here, has anyone heard of a park hills (or parkhill) congregation?
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PopeOfEruke
Hoax or not, I just have to say that the line about pubic hairs on the toilet seat definitely left a bad taste in my mouth....
His Popeness
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What's the latest on "The Danni X-Files&qu...
by Bendrr inlooks like it's just disappeared.
no more posts from danni.
no more posts from mymy.. just to add my own little tidbit here, has anyone heard of a park hills (or parkhill) congregation?
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PopeOfEruke
Plmkrzy : you seem to be pretty hopeless at anagrams.
Hey, I heard a joke :
A guy goes to the doctor and says " Doctor, I am covered in red spots like cherries on a Christmas cake".
The doctor says "Hmmm...I see you are suffering from analogy".
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What's the latest on "The Danni X-Files&qu...
by Bendrr inlooks like it's just disappeared.
no more posts from danni.
no more posts from mymy.. just to add my own little tidbit here, has anyone heard of a park hills (or parkhill) congregation?
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PopeOfEruke
Doesn't anyone find it strange that if you rearrange the letters in "Sexyteen" its possible to spell "Danni"???
Coincidence, or...??????
The Pope
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Hello
by FieryIce in...pulls up a nice big comfy arm chair....wheels in the snack and dessert tray....sorry all i have is coffee or kool-aid...pull up a chair, those that are interesting in knowing a bit about me...here i am:.
i am not j.w., never really was of any religion, i went once with my uncle to a catholic sermon (many moons ago).
i had too many questions about the sermon and the strange language, so my uncle said he would never take me back there...haha.
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PopeOfEruke
My love she speaks like silence
Without ideals or violence
She doesn't have to say she's faithful
Yet she's true like ice like fire.Hi Fieryice
was your handle influenced by Love Minus Zero/No Limit??
The Pope
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Anyone know where this JW is?
by TheApostleAK inanyone know where a man by the name of andre willys is?
here in australia.
i recently heard he accepted some huge job overseas like a branch overseer.. anyone know?.
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PopeOfEruke
Last I heard, he is an elder in the Orange, NSW cong.
The Pope
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Prostating Oneself
by PopeOfEruke ini'm a male aged in my mid 40's and am wondering about if and when i need to get my first prostate exam.. has anyone here been through it?
is it painful?
embarassing?
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PopeOfEruke
I'm a male aged in my mid 40's and am wondering about if and when I need to get my first prostate exam.
Has anyone here been through it? Is it painful? Embarassing? What exactly do the doctors do? Is it worse than a meeting with elders? Or a talk #5?
The Pope
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hello from newbie
by gspradling ini am an inactive jw.
my mother and sis are still in.
i have been lurking here for awhile and i enjoy reading most posts.
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PopeOfEruke
Hello newbie,
its really nice here, just be careful when they start telling you that you have to wear a funny hat if you want to stay in the forum.
The Pope
PS This is my normal hat, I didn't accept the funny hat they wanted me to wear.
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Special Dub Words That Make You Go YUK!
by Englishman infor me, the word was "loving".. great "loving" kindness.. great undeserved "loving" kindness!.
disfellowshipping is a "loving" provision.. when the wtbts want their accolytes to swallow another bitter pill, another restriction, another rebuke, another demand on time, the buzz word is "loving".. the "loving" word, is, to the average jw, the same as the mccabe nod is to the salesman.
the mccabe nod is used by salesman all the time to get the prospective customer to agree to something that he doesn't care for too much.
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PopeOfEruke
I remembered another one : propitiatory.
But rather than annoying, it was actually fun watching and hearing every goddamn speaker mispronounce it. I laughed really hard, till I got a talk #2 (Bible reading) of that damn passge with that word in it.
How the hell is it pronounced anyway?