Posts by PopeOfEruke

Trust yourself,
Trust yourself to do the things that only you know best.
Trust yourself,
Trust yourself to do what's right and not be second-guessed.
Don't trust me to show you beauty
When beauty may only turn to rust.
If you need somebody you can trust, trust yourself.

Trust yourself,
Trust yourself to know the way that will prove true in the end.
Trust yourself,
Trust yourself to find the path where there is no if and when.
Don't trust me to show you the truth
When the truth may only be ashes and dust.
If you want somebody you can trust, trust yourself.

Well, you're on your own, you always were,
In a land of wolves and thieves.
Don't put your hope in ungodly man
Or be a slave to what somebody else believes.

Trust yourself
And you won't be disappointed when vain people let you down.
Trust yourself
And look not for answers where no answers can be found.
Don't trust me to show you love
When my love may be only lust.
If you want somebody you can trust, trust yourself.

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another Michael Jackson joke... add yours (no accounting for good taste :P

by SnakesInTheTower in

so you heard that with all the surgeries michael jackson had over the years that he was probably 99% plastic?

after the autopsy is done, the body is to be shipped to the lego factory.

...yeah, they are going to melt him down into legos........ .

PopeOfEruke

The FBI has raided Jackos house and found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in the living room and class 5c in his bedroom.

Michael Jackson’s death is only a PR stunt. At the funeral he will jump out of the coffin and sing Thriller.

Doctors believe Michael Jacksons heart attack was due to a hereditary problem. They think its the result of a defective billy gene

After Michael Jacksons sudden death Gary Glitter has offered to cover some of his dates: Henry aged 10, William aged 12 and Joel aged 13.

MJ was all set to cancel his UK tour after he discovered that £2000 for a ten year old only applied to the scrappage scheme.

Following the news of Michael Jacksons death, Childline have announced 5000 redundancies.

So so sad. Michael Jackson touched me in ways only a Catholic priest would understand.

Michael Jackson rang the paramedics to report his illness, the paramedic asked how sick are you? he replied…..I’m in bed with a six and a seven-year-old, How sick is that ?

Gary Glitter is going to speak at the eulogy about some of Jacko’s greatest achievements, it’s hoped he’ll touch on his music career also.

What did Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There were 20 of them....

And finally....

I hear that they’re going to salvage the plastic from Jackson and turn it into bubble-wrap so that he can still be the “king of pop”

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another Michael Jackson joke... add yours (no accounting for good taste :P

by SnakesInTheTower in

so you heard that with all the surgeries michael jackson had over the years that he was probably 99% plastic?

after the autopsy is done, the body is to be shipped to the lego factory.

...yeah, they are going to melt him down into legos........ .

PopeOfEruke

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff......since McCauley Culkin
stayed for the weekend.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a supermarket bag?
One's white, plastic, and a hazard to children and the other gets used
for carrying the shopping...

Apparently the hospital are concerned about what to do with the
body, as plastic recycling isn't due until next Tuesday .

Reports of how Michael Jackson died are incorrect. He did not die of
a heart attack, he was found in the children's ward having a stroke.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Films?
Disney films can still touch kids

There may still be hope of bringing Michael Jackson back! Apparently
they've sent one of the Charlie's Angels in after him.

Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to
children... again

Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to
be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.

They're not blaming it on the sunshine or moonlight at this point, but
apparently the boogie is yet to be ruled out...

MJ's wish was to be cremated, and scattered in the sand-pit, so he can still get inside childrens' pants....

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another Michael Jackson joke... add yours (no accounting for good taste :P

by SnakesInTheTower in

so you heard that with all the surgeries michael jackson had over the years that he was probably 99% plastic?

after the autopsy is done, the body is to be shipped to the lego factory.

...yeah, they are going to melt him down into legos........ .

PopeOfEruke

· The report of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect. He went into the Childrens Hospital and had a stroke…
· His upcoming dates have also been cancelled… They were Jack (aged 11) and Kevin (aged 9) · To commemorate his musical achievements McDonalds have released the ‘McJackson Burger’, It’s a 50 year old piece of aged albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns. · Apparently Michael Jackson has died; he had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts. · Hospital staff don’t know what to do with his body as plastic recycle day is not till next Thursday. · Michael Jackson’s last wish was to melted down and moulded into a playstation so little boys cant still play with him. · Will Michael Jackson be cremated or recycled? · Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack he fell into a pool and nobody would throw him a buoy. · MJ was heard screaming during his heart attack “Its big, its Bad, you know it.”

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MSNBC just compared my Man to a cockroach

by dinah in

jw
friends

so what if keith outlives us all?.

.

PopeOfEruke

Keith Richards?

Didn't he leave Level 42 to join New Kids on the Block?

No wait - that was Eric Clapton's son. Got mixed up, sorry!

Pope

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Goofy GB illustration someone related to me

by sir82 in

jw
friends

apparently gb member geoff jackson gave this illustration at a dc talk recently:.

imagine you are watching an (american) football game - your team is behind by 6 points and time is nearly expired.

your team's quarterback throws a long pass, and a receiver makes the catch and is streaking toward the end zone.

PopeOfEruke

A football game that lasts 2000 years?

That's ridiculous!

But if he was talking about cricket on the other hand.....

Pope

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Automobile Questions for the Guys

by Robdar in

jw
friends

i bought a new car.

this is the first new car i've bought in 11 years.

and i feel silly because there are a lot of things i do not know about automobiles.

PopeOfEruke

You should research on the Internet about new car detailing. There are heaps of threads available telling how to do this.

I would recommends getting a clay-bar kit - after a wash and chamois, use the clay-bar with the accompanied lubricant to remove all traces of bonded contaminants.

Then apply a GOOD quality natural wax OR a polymer based wax - the polymer based waxes are more expensive but you only need to do the car once or twice a year. Natural waxes need to be applied say once a month or every 2 months.

Check Youtube - many vidoes there show how to use a clay bar. It's easy and my new car came up FANTASTIC!! You would not believe the crap the clay bar took off the paint of my brand new car.

Pope

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Must see video on Youtube where a JW is clearly defeated on the trinity subject...

by Tuesday in

personally i hate bible ping-pong.

i don't think it ever gets anywhere, i don't think it solves anything and i don't think the participants ever make any head room.

however i will say in this case, i have been proven wrong.

PopeOfEruke

Yizuman,

I don't agree with you.

Pope