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  Are You Ready for the Most Important Day of the Year?

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  luke 22:14 so when the hour came, he reclined at the table along with the apostles.

  and he said to them: “i have greatly desired to eat this passover with you before i suffer; 16 for i tell you, i will not eat it again until it is fulfilled in the kingdom of god.” 17 and accepting a cup, he gave thanks and said: “take this and pass it from one to the other among yourselves, 18 for i tell you, from now on, i will not drink again from the product of the vine until the kingdom of god comes.”.

  19 also, he took a loaf, gave thanks, broke it, and gave it to them, saying: “this means my body, which is to be given in your behalf.

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  NotFormer

  Ah yes, "the most important day of the year". The day you watch the fellowship meal get whisked past you because it is denied to you by your spiritual betters!
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  New blood card system in March

  by Indoubtbigtime in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  there is going to be a hole new system of blood cards this march .

  the congregation won’t hold any information as they did before from march it will be all put on the pub.

  i think it’s to do with vaccines and they are worried now they got everyone vaxed and they want to distance themselves from medical responsibilities and say own personal decisions.

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  NotFormer

  Just came across this thread. Let me get this straight: they want you to lodge a digital blood declaration so that you can't "accidentally" lose your blood card?

  Bottom line: they want you to die! 😱😡🤬

  There are not enough bad words in the English language to properly express my contempt and disdain for that #@&*€% GB! 🤬😡😤😠
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  A BEARD PREDICTION FOR 2024

  by AndersonsInfo in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  fyi, i posted this prediction on my facebook page last night and it has received 224 likes and there have been 83 comments made.

  many of the comments are hilarious.. .

  a beard prediction for 2024:.

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  NotFormer

  Foolednomore: " I can't wait till ZZ Top comes to my door."

  Do you think that their pink '33 Ford Coupe would be approved for field service?
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  Is The GB Paranoid? And Should They Be?

  by NotFormer in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  the gb seems to have a bunker mentality, that they are special, and that the world is out to get them, so they tend to keep within their tightly controlled, protective environment.

  bottlegate proved that there is some danger outside of the rarified atmosphere of their echo chamber; you never know when a camera might be trained on you, or that someone might recognise you as being something more than plain old "joe citizen".

  further, tm3's new address was quickly found and distributed, and (as i understand it) someone drove to his gated community to tell the security guard that tm3's "ass is grass".

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  NotFormer

  Same place. Maybe the correct term is HOA. Supposedly this Selena person drove up to someone, somewhere and made the "his ass is grass" statement:

  https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/4947526935904256/selena-vertolomo-mower-her-sister-sherrie-call-into-six-screens-time-stamp-2-53

  Again "as I understand it". And plenty of people have been saying that the GB should have moved him into a gated community. I just assumed they had in the first place.

  HOAs and gated communities aren't much of a thing here.

  Sorry if I gave a wrong impression.

  Let's go back to the original post with "people know his new address, and many are trying to find out more".

  To be quite frank, I would rather not accurately know Tony's living situation, because I don't want to be a party to anything untoward happening to him due to the dissemination of that information. The last thing we want is vigilantes hunting him down for past evil, real or imagined.
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  Beard meme

  by blondie in

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  NotFormer

  What's the official position on a full Brazilian? 🤔

  But seriously, do you think that that has ever come up in a GB meeting? 😱

  It's not entirely implausible; after all, this is a group that believe that uninvolved parties have the right to ask who did what to whom, and how, in the privacy of the bedroom. 🙄
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  'Legal Developments and Human Rights' get nuked from the 'Newsroom' 💣

  by was a new boy in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  will it be resurrected after the norway trial?.

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  guess which country/continent is missing?.

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  NotFormer

  Time for the Australian government to consider banning the bastards again!
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  Hotels for convention

  by ElderBerry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a department in bethel wants to try to make money from regional conventions by asking local hotels if they will give a special rate and a coupon code to give to jws.. .

  they should just keep it simple and not be greedy for dishonest gain.. .

  this year some convention sites the hotels said no thank you i think the jws are going to book with us anyway.

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  NotFormer

  ElderBerry, the watchdog is rapidly losing its teeth.
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  General Amnesty For Disfellowshipped

  by NotFormer in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  future gb: "please come back!

  all is forgiven!".

  would it work?

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  NotFormer

  When I quote them saying "All is forgiven!", I'm not suggesting that the disfellowshipped actually need to be forgiven for anything. It's just channeling those entitled parents who estrange their kids and then want them to come back. "All is forgiven!" was what is now known as a meme, back in the day.
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  So what happens next...

  by Farmer Jim1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  with what is arguably the biggest change to jw life in recent decades (the scrapping of publishers counting hours) what does this lead to?.

  in my mind these are the results;.

  1) a massive decrease in 'preaching hours'.

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  NotFormer

  Elena: "I can’t find the true global numbers of pioneers, publishers ect, but I would love to see some charts showing the last 100yesrs. I suspect they would show a peak and now way over the peak and now big decline."

  Would they be honest enough to publish the decline? The graph moving forward might show a plateau from the point at which an honest graph would show a decline.
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  The Apostates' Handy JW Glossary

  by Vanderhoven7 in

  1. social
  2. current

  perhaps this has been printed here before...but still it gave me a few laughs...so here it is again.. the apostates' handy jw glossary.

  by doug checketts.

  "anointed" - an experience that, unfortunately, no "anointed" one has ever been able to explain.

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  NotFormer

  Is "ones" in that list? There always seems to be a mention of some sort of "ones" with an adjectival epithet attached, like "faithful ones" , "loyal ones", etc.