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  He's getting married in the morning!

  by Crumpet in

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  it's diamondblue74's big day tomorrow!

  here's hoping the special day goes perfectly and wishijng a beautiful wedding db74 and very long and happy marriage.. crumpet x

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  Preston

  I’m getting married in the morning, Ding dong the bells are gonna chime!
  Pull out the stopper, Let’s have a whopper, But get me to the church on time!

  Hmmm...I guess I was the only one thinking of music from My Fair Lady

  - Preston
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  Your thoughts about Wal-mart

  by desbah in

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  do you shop at wally world?

  i can spend over $100.00 on little items, man shopping at wally world is the devil on my checkbook.

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  Preston

  And what kind of self respecting homo likes WalMart? Didn't your partner get the memo that all Homos Union Local #83 were from henceforth to shop only at Target?

  Oh yeeaaahhh, must of been something I read at one of our gay agenda meetings..... Oops! hope I didnt blow our cover!

  (mmmmm...Trader Joe's...I love their calzone..)

  - Preston
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  Please welcome Yolipan....

  by MonkeyPrincess in

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  my best friend finally joined the forum, please give her a welcome.. she's a little shy!

  i have known her for over 20 years, she is like a sister to me.

  love ya yol's, can't wait to see you post on the boards!

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  Preston

  Hi Dr. Nick......I mean Yolipan!

  - Preston
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  What are you listening to right now....

  by desbah in

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  for me i got into nirvanva again...listening to "lithium" chills me out

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  Preston

  My boss's sound system in his office is playing Achille's Last Stand by Led Zeppelin

  It's what happens when you work with a bunch of metal heads...

  - Preston
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  Your thoughts about Wal-mart

  by desbah in

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  do you shop at wally world?

  i can spend over $100.00 on little items, man shopping at wally world is the devil on my checkbook.

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  Preston

  I try my absolute best never to shop there. But about once a year I find myself stuck going there.....always fun watching the red necked, inbred, trailer trash, obese pigs, bitch at the clerk because the NASCAR T-shirt they wanted to buy only comes in 4XL as the largest size instead of the 5XL they need and proceed to checkout with 12 cases of soda and Gatorade.....like sure....they need "sports" drinks because their fat asses think that the walk from the pickup truck to the front door is a marathon event.

  Now, now EF..you and I both know that that is just some kerrraaazyyyyyy stereotype ....LOL
  
  My partner likes going to Wal Mart....A LOT. It's the one rift in our relationship since my lil bro works for Amnesty International and he always ...always reminds me never to shop there.
  
  I know they disregard employment laws, don't believe in unions, refuse to pay Overtime, pay their employees KRAP wages, built a store on an ancient burial ground, and another store near an ancient pyramid in mexico, but..... (in my best Jon Stewart) $10 bucks for a fridge?!? ...
  
  THAT"S AWESOME!!!!
  
  - Preston
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  How much school did you miss as a kid because of JW issues?

  by rebel8 in

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  i was just remembering all the school i lost.

  were you guys taken out of school too or is it just me?

  i know my mother has mental health issues, so maybe it's just me that had this experience.in elementary school, i went home early any day they celebrated someone's b'day or had any holiday celebration.taken out of health classes for entire weeks while they discussed puberty and sex education.

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  Preston

  In elementary school, I went home early any day they celebrated someone's b'day or had any holiday celebration.

  Taken out of Health classes for entire weeks while they discussed puberty and sex education. Could not even stay for discussions of menstruation.

  Taken out of Science classes, again for entire months while they discussed evolution.

  Forced to drop Science in high school for same reason. Had to take extra Science classes in college in order to get a degree.

  Taken out of Music classes whenever they sung anything offensive, which was all the time. Not just holiday stuff either. I was taken out for an entire semester because the class was re-enacting a play in which one of the characters said someone was "flat chested". (Of course there was no problem forcing me to spend entire summers with my foul-mouthed jw cousins who said much worse.)

  Taken out of gym classes because of refusal of preventative medical care to keep my blood disorder in check. (not that I minded missing gym!)

  Missed months of school at a time for the same reason. Too sick to go to school. Almost got held back a grade in 1975 for this reason, while my jw mother was in the fervent 'Armageddon is coming this yr, who needs doctors' phase. She ended up convincing school officials to waive the attendance requirements and let me work at home. I don't know how she managed that one.

  rebel8,

  Your parents were Vlad the Impaler and Molly Hatchet

  - Preston
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  Tom Cruise had doubts about Scientology...

  by rebel8 in

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  ...but he returned to it with renewed vigor.

  surprise.. http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/335590p-286686c.html

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  The stress of learning - or believing? - that Xenu stacked his alien enemies in volcanoes, and then blew them up with H-bombs, was starting to wear on Cruise, according to one Scientology veteran who trained with Cruise.
  
  He was “pretty screwed up,” the source tells Kim Masters in Radar magazine. “He just got that pasty skin and that foolish look.
  
  “He just wanted Scientology to be away from him. He wanted to do no more auditing [the church’s mind-cleansing program], just nothing with any of that stuff, just go back to Hollywood.”
  
  Apparently worried that he was ready to bolt their Celebrity Center, his instructors are said to have backed off.
  
  Cruise was “taken off any kind of real heavy auditing and [told], ‘Let’s have some fruit, let’s get exercise, come to the exercise room,’” says his audit-mate. “‘Let’s play basketball.’”

  It’s true: After a nice medley of fresh fruit, an hour on the StairMaster, and being allowed to win a game of HORSE, all that stuff about the souls of aliens that possessed our bodies after being chained to a volcano and nuked by an evil alien warlord begins to make a lot more sense. I'm pretty sure the same fruit/cardio/hoops regiment works for heroin detox as well.

  - Preston
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  Shameless Plug - Wife's acting debut

  by EscapedLifer1 in

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  i would like to warmly invite any of you nasty old apostates in the southeast us to a nice evening at the theatre to watch my wife play the role of "shelby" in the whole backstage's production of the stageplay "steel magnolias".

  it will be in guntersville, alabama.

  check out the website for performance dates, directions, info, etc.:.

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  Preston

  Hey, she gets to play Julia Roberts!!!!

  She does have...that look

  - Preston
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  What's your favorite music group that I probably haven't heard of?

  by joelbear in

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  i'll start.. guster.

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  Preston

  Redd Kross

  

  - Preston
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  i want a tattoo!!!

  by tsunami_rid3r in

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  i want it covering my left bicep, shoulder, and left boob.

  add a nipple ring on the left side too.

  maybe tribal, maybe a big ass snake, i dont know, something that expresses me, something artsy...ideas?

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  Preston

  like in RPGs, theres levels: level 1 people look like newbs with their crap looking armor and weapoons, but then the maxed out level people have the most awesome looking shit, the best armor and weapoons.
  
  i just wanna look like that maxed out level character, and i think a few steps, like in my personal indivual atitude, my hair, and my body style would complete me.

  Like Kid Goku from DragonBall Z?