My husband has a good story about an embarrasing moment in service. He was at the door with a really old brother who after offering absolutely everything he had in his bag to the homeowner, bent over to pick up something he dropped. Of course he let out a big fart. He then stood up and said "wherever you are let the wind blow free, the holding back of wind will be the death of me." Then he explained he read that on a grave stone. The homeowner was in shock. The prince found it sidesplittingly funny.
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