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65 QUESTIONS---FIRST 10 ANSWERS

by You Know in

with that in mind, then, we can better appreciate what jesus was referring to when he spoke about the temple of his body.

thats because they are persons, whereas the holy spirit is a force that is merely frequently referred to as if it were a person.

5. the wts claims that ezekial's prophecy of the jews returning to their land is fulfilled in their organization.

professor

The prophecies speak to us in different ways. In the book of Daniel, for example, the imperial lineage of the present day Anglo-American power is laid out in symbols. At other times, though, the prophets speak to us by establishing patterns. For example, after referring to Sodom and Gomorrah and Noahs Flood, Peter said of such events in the past: "Setting a pattern for ungodly persons of things to come." So, what we have in Ezekiel is a pattern of how Jehovah is able to redeem and restore his people to their rightful place. In the case of Christians we are not talking about a physical place of residence but a spiritual inheritance. Just as the Jews had their Promised Land, spiritual Jews have a spiritual paradise that God has promised them.

I love how the WTS does this with their "modern day fulfillments" of prophesies, the types and anti-types, etc. All of this is mere conjecture. Yes, it fills Watchtower pages and makes the JW's look Biblical, but you can't take it anymore seriously than to say that the Society is trying to draw parallels. Their use of this tactic to validate themselves is laughable.

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Pleese Wotch Yoor Spellin

by hillary_step in

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professor

This just proves that you don't have to be real smart to own real estate!

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Eminem

by DIM in

so whats the opinion around here - jokester or demonic psycho?

i've always appreciated some good story telling and gangsta rap to counter my usual music tastes (indie and 60's music).

pretty funny guy, that eminem is.. i'm sick and tired of hearing things from uptight-short-sighted-narrow minded hypocritics.

professor

Yeah I saw the video with him dressed up like bin Laden. Whatever. What got me pissed is that he is dissing Moby.

and Moby/ you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me/You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to techno/

Moby Happens to be the god of techno and is ten times as talented as you, you white trash little ghetto tweaker. Nobody listens to techno? Yeah right. More people listen to techno now than ever in its history, and in two years you'll be out of style and working security with Gary Coleman. And Gary will be your supervisor, bitch.

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Chinese Astrology - What Animal Are You?

by MissyMoesGhost in

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last night i was chatting with introspection and we breifly discussed chinese astrology.

i know a bit about it... .

look up your sign here -- and remember chinese astrology starts with the month february.

professor

I also am a big cock

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the dustrabbit rules!

by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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he's like a god, sort of

professor

Thanks for getting our hopes up Matty (here it thought there were going to be racy pics of I&P at exJW..Raw!)

One can only dream.

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Are You the Weakest Link?

by VioletAnai in

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friends

a little test: .

the weakest link....... here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.

answer: if you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong.

professor

The family is a firstborn woman who is the Mother, a firstborn man who is the Father, the Mother and Father's firstborn child, and two other children?

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Are You the Weakest Link?

by VioletAnai in

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friends

a little test: .

the weakest link....... here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.

answer: if you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong.

professor

Prof, are you going for most anal link?

Yes. Did I win? Wait I forgot to say BANK!

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Are You the Weakest Link?

by VioletAnai in

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friends

a little test: .

the weakest link....... here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.

answer: if you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong.

professor

This test has several flaws:

The answer to question 1 depends on when "now" is which is not clear.

However, if we are assuming that "now" is immediately after passing the 2nd place runner, then we can answer question 2 also by continuing in chronological order. If you are passing the person in last place, it is very possible that you have lapped them if the race in on a track that circles. Therefore, if the answer to question 1 is "2nd place", continuing in chronological order would mean that you are still in 2nd place in question 2, and that you and the 1st place runner have just lapped the last place runner.

Question 3, however, is unanswerable because "take" can mean the opposite of "add". Also the statement "1000 again" does not indicate what to do with that 1000.

Question 4 can be guessed at but not answered absolutely because there are some males named Marie. The question does not say that Marie is female. Marie could be a boy with a feminine name, be intersexed, a transexual, a crossdresser, etc.

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