They're the only ones called Jehovah's Witnesses
They are the only ones who use God's New World Translation.
They're the only ones who preach
The only ones who correctly discerned Christ's invisible return in 1914
The only ones who correctly identified that the generation of 1914 wouldn't pass away.
They are the only ones dispensing Food at the Proper Time.
The only ones who adhere to GOD'S standards on beards, suits and ties, length of hair and skirts.
The only ones with any moral standards
The only ones with love amongst themselves.
How much more do you want?
OOOH that was my 600th post
(Emo, I'm working, I'm working)