Posts by puzzled

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UN-Baptizmal Service

by Beans in

hello friends:.

for all of you who have left the borg and want to truley reverse the curse we here at apostacon congregation along with our quotes membership are offering a new service "un-baptizmal service"!!!.

yes,you and others will be swept away to the un-baptizmal pool in a first class fasion where you will receive your souvenir apostate towl.the un-dunking process will begin and after completion you will be officially an apostate!.

puzzled

How long do we have to stay under water before we het saved?

And Does this include air fare?
plmkrzy

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I'm Back!!!!

by wonderwoman77 in

jw
friends

hey all i am back from my four day mini internship.

i had a great time and really enjoyed being in a school system.

i think i could to that someday.

puzzled

OOPS!

I need to POST a TOPIC I guess.

WonderWoman it's plm

I have to use puz's account to log on.

Simon my password isn't working.

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I'm Back!!!!

by wonderwoman77 in

jw
friends

hey all i am back from my four day mini internship.

i had a great time and really enjoyed being in a school system.

i think i could to that someday.

puzzled

Invalid Password or UserName

Use you back button to correct the problem.

You can copy your post below to make sure it is not lost:

Welcome back WW. Nict to see ya.....Where did you go again?

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Proposal for You Know

by jerome in

could i challenge you to a debate regarding your teachings?.

i have a stragety in mind.. the rules would be simple, who ever cannot anwser five questions to the satisfaction of the judges would loose the debate.. not anwsering a question at all counts as a loss.. you could get to pick three or four judges on this board who you think would be reasonable to judge our responces.. and i would get to do the same.

i.e i get to pick four posters who i think wll be reasonable.. that means there will be a total of 6 or 8 judges.. outside help is allowed.. does that sound fair?.

puzzled

Is there going to be a cheering section?

Does anyone have access to online banners for posting?

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You know yer addicted to this site when...

by VioletAnai in

jw
friends

i apologize in advance for this post, i was stoned and bored when i wrote it:.

1/ all yer dreams consist of the jw discussion, silent lambs and crisis of conscience icons.. 2/ when you greet people you say, h, e, l, l, o.. 3/ you spend countless hours trying to think up witty posts so everyone has a look and you get those little flamy things on the folder, cause this is all you live for and it makes you happy.. breath.

4/ hair, make-up, perfect - right, i'm ready to log on.. 5/ 24/7 is just not enough time to say everything you need to say.. 6/ you use up yer 2 posts and 20 reply's in 2.35 minutes.. 7/ you complain constantly to simon, bombarding him with emails demanding yer own forum thread dedicated to all yer witty responses.. 8/ yer will stipulates a full time assistant is to be hired to do all your posting for you when you kark it.

puzzled

Hang On Violet flames ara commin!!!;)

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You know yer addicted to this site when...

by VioletAnai in

jw
friends

i apologize in advance for this post, i was stoned and bored when i wrote it:.

1/ all yer dreams consist of the jw discussion, silent lambs and crisis of conscience icons.. 2/ when you greet people you say, h, e, l, l, o.. 3/ you spend countless hours trying to think up witty posts so everyone has a look and you get those little flamy things on the folder, cause this is all you live for and it makes you happy.. breath.

4/ hair, make-up, perfect - right, i'm ready to log on.. 5/ 24/7 is just not enough time to say everything you need to say.. 6/ you use up yer 2 posts and 20 reply's in 2.35 minutes.. 7/ you complain constantly to simon, bombarding him with emails demanding yer own forum thread dedicated to all yer witty responses.. 8/ yer will stipulates a full time assistant is to be hired to do all your posting for you when you kark it.

puzzled

MegaDude change that to megarude

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You know yer addicted to this site when...

by VioletAnai in

jw
friends

i apologize in advance for this post, i was stoned and bored when i wrote it:.

1/ all yer dreams consist of the jw discussion, silent lambs and crisis of conscience icons.. 2/ when you greet people you say, h, e, l, l, o.. 3/ you spend countless hours trying to think up witty posts so everyone has a look and you get those little flamy things on the folder, cause this is all you live for and it makes you happy.. breath.

4/ hair, make-up, perfect - right, i'm ready to log on.. 5/ 24/7 is just not enough time to say everything you need to say.. 6/ you use up yer 2 posts and 20 reply's in 2.35 minutes.. 7/ you complain constantly to simon, bombarding him with emails demanding yer own forum thread dedicated to all yer witty responses.. 8/ yer will stipulates a full time assistant is to be hired to do all your posting for you when you kark it.

puzzled

Celtic

Can you post a link or e-mail a linkto Kents site? I can't find it.
There was on I came accross but it was all incripted.

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Leadership is missing among the xJWs!

by IslandWoman in

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friends

i know the word, "organization" has a bad taste.

but it is a fact of life that to get anything done on a grand scale in this world, good leadership and organization are a must.. we lack organization, much of what is said and done is a hit and miss thing except for the u.n. problem.

thanks to those who took a lead and the others who followed their lead some damn good work got done!

puzzled

I nominate Flower for President of

"The new world order of the Simons Inernet Faith"

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Suggestions for writing a book please

by Celtic in

i'm working again now on my material for a book about mind control, would anyone like to give me any suggestions on material and / or issues that they would like to see addressed?.

let me know below please .... peace.

map

puzzled

I have been working on getting one finished now for the past year. I have a publisher in mind, only two other's have made offers. I am not a professional writer so the editing and "arguing" :) over what stay's and what goes has a tendency to slow things down a bit.
Tell me Celtic, do you already have a publisher you aare happy with?
Just curious I haven't made my mind up yet. I'm not in a hurry. I prefer to take my time and go with someone who I feel confident in. It being my fist book.

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ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

by You Know in

jehovah long ago confidently stated that he was going to rock the very heavens and the earth into oblivion.

although not going into detail exactly how he proposes to shake the nations up, it goes without saying that the world stands posed to experience a catastrophe beyond human comprehension.. it has now been six months since the so-called 9-11 disaster.

and while most people have been quick to get back to business as usual in their little lives, the events of 9-11 have set off a chain reaction of official policy revision that has potentially far-reaching consequences.

puzzled

joelbear said

((If he has a serious message, he should have the decorum to keep his behavior serious.

His turning everything into a personal argument with other posters clearly takes away from the effectiveness of his message which makes me question his stated motives.))

I doubt if your the only one to question his motives. I know I always have. It seems to me he may be deliberate disservice to the WTBTS.

Reborn2002 said

((Im not one to hide behind fake pictures on my profile,))
That just about covers 90% of this forum. And YouKnow.

((I believe pompous, long-winded, spiritually holier-than-thou asses such as you should be silenced. Preferably painfully.))

You have a lot of issues, get some help. Maybe an anger management class.[8>]