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  Secret recording devices hidden in Kingdom Hall furniture...

  by Focus in

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  let's pretend that a suspicious presiding overseer k. eepclean, alerted by a misbehaving microwave oven to an apostate infliltration of his flock, hides secret recording devices in kingdom hall furniture, and transcribes the conversations... .

  since like most pos, mentally he's more than a few nickels short of a quarter, he needs help to figure out who said what.. so, please study this photo:.

  here are the conversations:.

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  A. Can I have a copy of the secret to family happiness? Thanks

  B. Write your number on my magazine, I'll let you know when the stock comes in *wink wink*

  C. You all have been visiting for awhile now, it is time for you to take a stand for Jehovah God. By joining the ministry school, becoming unbaptised publishers, dressing nice. Keep your kid from crying.

  D. I hope I accurately counted all in attendance!!

  E. I'm going to be an elder oneday and you'll be out of here!

  F. Let me hurry out of here, and smoke a cigarette. I hate when the speaker goes over time and the watchtower study has 21 paragraphs.

  G. I'm going to tell all of your secrets....Tell me more

  H. We can't afford to go on the bethel tour!

  I. See this picture kids, this is what's going to happen to your mother if she keeps missing meetings. "Run mum there's a fireball behind you"

  J. Counsel point # 200 kiss me

  K. It's so nice how my elder husband is taking an interest in your daughter. " yes, she needs a father figure.
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  Crazy Question

  by Vintagewife in

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  i'm curious if anyone has ever hidden apostate information in the magazines or other literature while in fs?

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  naazira

  Indeed, Satan the devil has free shipping. It came with the bundle, when he became the ruler of this system. :-) I've heard that the fútbol, soccer, game in Brasil is Satan's international convention. The dramas are great at this DC. ;-)
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  Crazy Question

  by Vintagewife in

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  i'm curious if anyone has ever hidden apostate information in the magazines or other literature while in fs?

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  naazira

  A missionary once said that he saw a bogus, apostate, version of the Watchtower and Awake magazines. He said it was identical, texture & design, to the official mags. When he looked inside there were "apostate" experience stories, Bible answer articles, etc. LOL. He concluded by saying how crafty Satan the devil has become.
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  Kate Wild

  by quellycatface in

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  i've been given permission to post news of our friend.. kate hasn't been very well.

  not well at all.

  i think much of it has been a delayed reaction to her df'ing, the general fallout when leaving the wtbs and family issues.. i just wanted to give you guys the heads up and give you a chance to show how much we care about her.. thanks for listening..

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  naazira

  Get well Kate- the virus is just exiting your system ;) <3 Looking forward to your return.
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  What would the ideal racial demographic be for the Governing Body?

  by LogCon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the number of white men on the governing body has often come up for discussion.

  the negro member has been called the 'token black.

  ' no reflection on his race, but it just seems odd that with the great number of witnesses around the world, in such a variety of countries, that every member, but one, is white.. in your opinion, [with 8 as the target number].

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  Even in Canada, the English use of the term negro is soo old fashion!! :-p The ideal demographic for the Governing Body? Hmm. None. All of them would still share the same- tunnel vision mind. Race, skin color, is just a shell. They'll still be sentienal! Lol The governing body is just a reflection of its membership.
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  BOE Letter Regarding Youth Baptisms

  by RubaDub in

  1. watchtower
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  apparently the society is taking an aggressive stand on youth baptisms and the age recommendations.. from what i have heard from a good source in bethel, a letter is being sent to all boe's that those desiring to be baptized first be potty trained.. rub a dub.

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  naazira

  I can just imagine it..... Baptised at the age of 8 and disfellowshipped at age 10..... Reinstated at 11... Disassociated age 14.
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  I've got a Problem - exam tomorrow, and I can't get interested

  by fulltimestudent in

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  by 09:20 tomorrow morning i've got to front up for an exam ( in my study unit, the new testament in its times).

  and, even though two of the questions are known to me (and all the students sitting for the exam) - i'm finding it hard to concentrate.

  the problem is not helped by having a dose of the flu - but i'm just finding it so hard to focus..

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  Reading over your notes is a good idea. To be honest if you have attended the lectures and did the readings that led up to the exam date you should be fine. At this point you are just fine tuning things. Get some rest!!
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  Pros & Cons of accepting JW friend request

  by naazira in

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  i recently logged into one of my many duplicate social media accounts.

  i had a large amount of friend requests from congregation members.

  the account is blank and i want to make it seem as though i am an active user.

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  naazira

  Oh by the way welcome to the site! :-)
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  Pros & Cons of accepting JW friend request

  by naazira in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i recently logged into one of my many duplicate social media accounts.

  i had a large amount of friend requests from congregation members.

  the account is blank and i want to make it seem as though i am an active user.

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  naazira

  Very helpful forest! LOL I decided to list my religion as jw and worked off of your suggestions to the category. I added spar lock to my inspirational people list. Now all I need to do is add the photo
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  Pros & Cons of accepting JW friend request

  by naazira in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i recently logged into one of my many duplicate social media accounts.

  i had a large amount of friend requests from congregation members.

  the account is blank and i want to make it seem as though i am an active user.

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  naazira

  Haha. Thank you!