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For British posters only.......

by qwerty in

did i get your attention?

heeeeee hee heh!

me and the missus were rolling about on the floor with these, enjoy........

qwerty

If you are not laughing then you do not have a sense of humour!

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What do you believe happens after death?

by JH in

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do you believe that the dead are really dead, unconscious, without life, like the watchtower taught us, or do you think that they are still alive, but in another world or another form?.

do you believe that you had a previous life before this one?.

qwerty

This a post I started on a simular subject, which received a good response...............

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/47243/667321/post.ashx#667321

Qwerty

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For British posters only.......

by qwerty in

did i get your attention?

heeeeee hee heh!

me and the missus were rolling about on the floor with these, enjoy........

Did I get your attention? Heeeeee Hee heh!

Me and the Missus were rolling about on the floor with these, enjoy........

Sorry for you non Brits Peter Kay is one of our latest Comedians

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/profiles/peter_kay.shtml

The Wisdom of Peter Kay

1)Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. (fries)

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Peter Kay Questions.
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?
5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do
is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
6. If you mated a bulldog and a s**tsu, would it be called a bulls**t?
7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
13. What do people in China call their good plates?
14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
16. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
17. What do you call male ballerinas?
18. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?
20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he
still wrong?
24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your arse?
27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but hen you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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Anyone Here Been To A Greek Island?

by Englishman in

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i've booked a week in corfu, a greek island, commencing july 20. it's our first visit to greece.

we're staying at a little place called paleokastritsa.

the guide books say it's unsuitable for old people (too steep), teenagers (too quiet), or children (too dangerous, high peaks).

qwerty

Been to Paleokastritsa on our honeymoon 11 years ago. We were staying in a resort called Dassia near Corfu town.

Corfu Towns a place you should visit, Kassiopi which is near Paleokastritsa is great too.

We hire a motorbike to explore the Island for a couple of day's. Paleokastritsa is the great, we wished we had booked to stay there instead of the noisey place we had stayed at.

Tell you more about it a your BBQ.

Qwerty

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