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  Poor little Girl!

  by qwerty in

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  how could anyone do this to a mother and baby?

  http://www3.whdh.com/news/articles/local/bo13102/

  family website.

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  How could anyone do this to a mother and baby? http://www3.whdh.com/news/articles/local/BO13102/ Family website. http://www.rachelandneil.org/14501.html Qwerty
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  I think this was writen by a Women!

  by qwerty in

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  words with two meanings.

  1. thingy (thing-ee) n.. female...... any part under a car's hood.. male..... the strap fastener on a woman's bra.. .

  2. vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.. female.... fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.. male.... playing football without a cup.. .

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  Zagor

  WONDERFUL PERSONALITY:
  
  She's fat

  GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR:
  
  She's fat and will laugh at anything you say

  I like it! The second section, funnily enough was read out by my best man at our wedding reception. Dave
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  I think this was writen by a Women!

  by qwerty in

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  words with two meanings.

  1. thingy (thing-ee) n.. female...... any part under a car's hood.. male..... the strap fastener on a woman's bra.. .

  2. vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.. female.... fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.. male.... playing football without a cup.. .

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  Greendawn - you said.. "Lovely humour though I didn't understand this: He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!" He's got fat because he's eaten all the food she's spent on food! Q
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  I think this was writen by a Women!

  by qwerty in

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  2. humour

  words with two meanings.

  1. thingy (thing-ee) n.. female...... any part under a car's hood.. male..... the strap fastener on a woman's bra.. .

  2. vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.. female.... fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.. male.... playing football without a cup.. .

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  serendipity > Thanks

  jeanniebeanz > I'll take the spanking, I come and play with the remote?
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  I think this was writen by a Women!

  by qwerty in

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  words with two meanings.

  1. thingy (thing-ee) n.. female...... any part under a car's hood.. male..... the strap fastener on a woman's bra.. .

  2. vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.. female.... fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.. male.... playing football without a cup.. .

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  Sherry What me or the post? Dave
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  I think this was writen by a Women!

  by qwerty in

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  words with two meanings.

  1. thingy (thing-ee) n.. female...... any part under a car's hood.. male..... the strap fastener on a woman's bra.. .

  2. vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.. female.... fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.. male.... playing football without a cup.. .

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  Words with two Meanings
  
  1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
  Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
  Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
  
  2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
  Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
  Male.... Playing football without a cup.
  
  3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
  Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
  Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a hunting trip with the boys.
  
  4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
  Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
  Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
  
  5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
  Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
  Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
  
  6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
  Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
  Male...... A source of entertainment, self-__expression, male bonding.
  
  7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
  Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
  Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
  AND;
  
  He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
  She said . . .You wear pants don't you?
  
  He said . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
  She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
  
  He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
  She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
  
  He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
  She said .. . We don't know; it has never happened.
  
  He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
  She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
  
  He said.......How about a quickie?
  She said......As opposed to what?
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  Jehovah's Witnesses: All About Money

  by joelbear in

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  printing books and magazines over and over again that say basically the same thing.. my newest thought on this.. why not just put the watchtower in pdf format on their web site.

  publishers could download as many copies as they need for their family for the study.. you could hold studies online.. no need to print literature anymore..

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  Excellent point - Trouble is the Big wiggs will not know who (publisher wises) are downloading!
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  FREELOADER PIONEER SISTER USING MY STUFF BUT I GET YELLED AT!

  by stillAwitness in

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  my mom's got this pioneer sister friend who stays at our house every weekend (she stays in some remote town that's far away from the hall) and i go into my bathroom cabinet this morning and she used up half the bottle of daily oil control cream for my face i had in there.

  i mean ladies, you already know how expensive those things are!

  and i would always just use a pint size amount so the bottle was filled to capacity.

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  Elsewhere> now who's stalking who? Great minds think alike - I like it. Q
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  FREELOADER PIONEER SISTER USING MY STUFF BUT I GET YELLED AT!

  by stillAwitness in

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  my mom's got this pioneer sister friend who stays at our house every weekend (she stays in some remote town that's far away from the hall) and i go into my bathroom cabinet this morning and she used up half the bottle of daily oil control cream for my face i had in there.

  i mean ladies, you already know how expensive those things are!

  and i would always just use a pint size amount so the bottle was filled to capacity.

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  I am with Ak - Jeff Suddenly dawned on me though- She might have done it out of spite! Spilled it all down the drain, maybe she is jealous because you are better looking in her eyes? Dave
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  Why is there an opening?

  by JH in

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  in men's underwear.. gee, i never used it

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  Opening! Why worry? Just tuck it in your sock - like I do! Mr.Q