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  He-Mote control & now She-Mote at the request of special K

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  the wife wants one of these!

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  Special-K

  It looks like this.........

  
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  Life before the PC............

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  Ray

  I can't imagine what I would have done without the internet to help me see sense. I would most prob be still in, still with those nagging doubt being pushed to the back of my mind.

  It must be a great relief to find web forums/sites etc; like this one. It would be a living hell to be uniformed and think you have turned your back on God.

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  He-Mote control & now She-Mote at the request of special K

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  Sens

  Lets talk!
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  Life before the PC............

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  I know, what would we do without them!!!!!!

  A good majority on here would still be JW robots!

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  He-Mote control & now She-Mote at the request of special K

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  Thanks StnkyP
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  He-Mote control & now She-Mote at the request of special K

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  sens

  LOL, not in public I hope!

  There again, when will you be out and about?

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  Life before the PC............

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  He-Mote control & now She-Mote at the request of special K

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  The Wife wants one of these!
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  Introducing Myself...

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  i just wanted to introduce myself and share my verbose story.

  my name is kyria, i'm 29 years old, originally from the pawtucket/lincoln rhode island congregation in the states.

  i found this board yesterday, and am completely blown away by what an amazing place it is.

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  Hi Kyria

  Welcome to the forum.

  I enjoyed your story and look forward to you on TV.

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  The Bible according to Spike Milligan.....

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  in the beginning god created the heavens and the earth.. 2. and darkness was upon the face of the deep; this was due to a malfunction at the lots road power station.. 3. and god said, let there be light; and there was light, but eastern electricity board said he would have to wait until thursday to be connected.. 4. and god saw the light and it was good; he saw the quarterly bill and it was not good.. 5. and god called the light day, and the darkness he called night, and so passed his gcse.. 6. and god said, let there be a firmament and god called the firmament heaven, freephone 999.. 7. and god said, let the waters be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear, and in london it went on sale at six hundred pounds a square foot.. 8. and god said, let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the rastafarians smoked it.. 9. and god said, let there be lights in heaven to give light to the earth, and it was so, except over england where there was heavy cloud and snow over high ground.. 10. and god said, let the seas bring forth that that hath life, flooding the market with fish fingers, fishburgers and grade-three salmon.. 11. and god blessed them, saying, be fruitful, multiply, and fill the sea, and let fowl multiply on earth where prince charles and prince philip would shoot them.. 12. and god said, let the earth bring forth cattle and creeping things, and there came cows, and the bbc board of governors.. 13. and god said, let us make man in our own image, but woe many came out like spitting image.. 14. and he said, let man have dominion over fish, fowl, cattle and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.. 15. and god said, behold, i have given you the first of the free yielding seed, to you this shall be meat, but to the ec it will be a beef mountain.

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  11. And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, multiply, and fill the sea, and let fowl multiply on earth where Prince Charles and Prince Philip would shoot them.

  LOL!