Posts by qwerty

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If Ali-G started translating for the Organisation into Street language!

by qwerty in

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extract from "what does god require of us"?.

1. to become a main man of da borg, yous must obtain a wicked knowledge of wt doctrine (1 timothy 2:3, 4), put faif in da fings yous ave learned (hebrews 11:6), repent of your sins (acts .

(matthew 28:19, 20) baptism lets everyone know dat yous ave dedicated yourself to governin body.

qwerty

Extract from "What Does God Require of Us"?

1. to become a main man of da borg, yous must obtain a wicked knowledge of wt doctrine (1 timothy 2:3, 4), put faif in da fings yous ave learned (hebrews 11:6), repent of your sins (acts
afta yous ave made your dedication to da borg, yous should be baptized. (matthew 28:19, 20) baptism lets everyone know dat yous ave dedicated yourself to governin body. so baptism is only fa those who is batty enough to make a decision to serve da borg. whun a main man is baptized, it?s whole body should be put unda da wata momentarily.*?mark 1:9, 10; acts . 3.
afta yous ave made a dedication, da governin body will expect yous to live up to your promise. (psalm 50:14; ecclesiastes 5:4, 5) da ?apostates? will try to stop yous from servin governin body. (1 peta 5:8) but erbal remedy close to da borg in praya. (philippians 4:6, 7) ang it?s word each day. (psalm 1:1-3) stick close to da congretagion. (hebrews ) by doin all of dis, yous will gain da strengf to stay faithful to da borg. fa all eternity yous thus can do da fings dat da borg requires of yous!

What do you fink?

Da link bruv iz........ http://www.mackers.com/alig/

Qwerty

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Professional Dis-Courtesy

by Lady Lee in

two physicians boarded a flight out of seattle.

one sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.

just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians.

Roga is purchasein is cousin's used motorcycle. he says, "my Jackie Chan, it's so shiny! it's dig new! wus your secret?" is cousin says, "well, any time it's about to rain, i tommy hilfinga da chrome wiv some vaseline so it won't tarnish. in fact, i won't be needin dis any longa, take my tube."

roga and is bitch is goin to a parents' ouse fa grub fa da first time, so he goes to pick a up on da motorcycle.

As she's gettin on da bike behind im, she says, "listun, i ave to tell yous somethin. my crew's a little batty. Yous can't natta durin grub. if yous natta durin grub, yous ave to do da dishes." whun dey walk into a parents' ouse, not only in da kitchun, but in da dinin room, da livin room, on da stairs, da back porch, everywhere, there is piles and piles of mingin dishes. dey ain't done da dishes in months.

Dey sit down to eat, and da whole meal, nobody natters. it's da end of da meal, roga is gettin a little orny, and he figures nobody is goin to say anythin, so he grabs is bitch, and speed gagares! a right there on da dinin room table. nobody says nothin.

e's still a little orny, and a mam is kind of fit, so he figures, "what da ell?" he throws a mam up on da table and starts to do a. e's just about done wiv a, whun he checks out da window and sees it's startin to rain on is motorcycle. he reaches into is pocket and takes out da tube of vaseline. a old geeza ops up and says, "all right, all right, i'll do da f***ing dishes."

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Anyone into Ali-G or Curb your Enthusiasm here???

by Confucious in

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curb is my favorite.

omg, like the funniest stuff ever.

any fans here??

qwerty

Confucious you should have started the thread like dis........

curb is my bestest. omg, dig da wickedist stuff eva. i also dig ali-g. any fans in da house???

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Anyone into Ali-G or Curb your Enthusiasm here???

by Confucious in

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curb is my favorite.

omg, like the funniest stuff ever.

any fans here??

qwerty

alo is yous wicked today everyone on da board?

http://www.mackers.com/alig/

Qwerty .............. This could be an whole new thread!

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by in a new york bethel minute in

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hi guys im sure u hate when people do this, but could someone direct me to the link that was about the subliminal images in the knowledge book (i think)... the one where jesus is curing the cripple (i think) and the guy who posted it was making copies and was trying to bring down the watchtower for it.

phew long sentance.

true bethel for real

qwerty

I wonder if this is why they first painted him in ........I found this from a search on Askjeeves..............

Antisthenes

Antisthenes was an Athenian philosopher and founder of the Cynic sect. Antisthenes was born in Athens about 440 BCE. of a Phrygian or Thracian mother, and thus was only a half citizen. In his youth he was engaged in military exploits, and acquired fame by the valor which he displayed in the battle of Tanagra. His first studies were under the direction of the sophist Gorgias, who instructed him in rhetoric. Soon growing dissatisfied with the futile labours of this school, he sought for more substantial wisdom from Socrates. Captivated by the doctrine and the manner of his new master, he prevailed upon many young men, who had been his fellow-students under Gorgias, to accompany him. So great was his ardor for moral wisdom, that, though he lived at the Piraeus, he came daily to Athens to listen to Socrates. While he was a disciple of Socrates, he exhibited a severity of manners by his unkept dress. He frequently appeared in a threadbare and ragged cloak. An anecdote relates that Socrates, remarked that Anthisthenes took pains to expose, rather than to conceal the tattered state of his dress, and said to him, "Why so ostentatious? Through your rags I see your vanity." After the death of Socrates in 339 BCE. Antisthenes established a school in the only gymnasium open to half-Athenian descent. The place was called Cynosarges, hence his followers bore the name "Cynics". It is also argued that the followers were called Cynics from the habits of the school, which, to the more refined Athenians, appeared those of dogs rather than of men. Towards the close of his life, the gloomy cast increased to such a degree as to become troublesome to his friends, and the object of ridicule to his enemies. He lived to the age of seventy. Antisthenes wrote many books, of which none are extant except two declamations under the names of Ajax and Ulysses (although their genuiness is disputed).
Teaching. Like Socrates, he regarded virtue as necessary -- indeed, alone sufficient -- for happiness, and to be a branch of knowledge that could be taught, and that once acquired could not be lost. Its essence consists in freedom from wants by the avoidance of evil (by evil meaning pleasure and desire). Regarding his religious views, Antisthenes maintained that, in the universe, everything is regulated by a divine intelligence, from design, so to benefit the good person who is the friend of God. For the sage shall possess all things. This doctrine was connected with his ethical views, by indicating the physical conditions of a happy life. However, it led him to declare that there is but one natural God, but many popular deities; that God cannot be known or recognized in any form or figure, since he is like nothing on earth. Hence undoubtedly arose his allegorical explanation of mythology.
In addition to his precepts, he also taught by example. He wore no other garment than a coarse cloak, did not cut his beard, and carried a sack and staff like a wandering beggar. This was meant as an expression of opposition to the gradually increasing luxury of the age, intending to bring men back to their original simplicity in life and manners. Antisthenes appears to have been carried to excess in his virtuous zeal against the luxury, although the accounts which have come down to us respecting him may be exaggerated. In any case, his contention with the tendency of his age brought negative reaction from his contemporaries. Indeed, his school met with so little encouragement, that, in annoyance, he drove away the few scholars he had. Diogenes of Sinope, who resembled him in character, is said to have been the only one that remained with him to his death.
IEP

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by in a new york bethel minute in

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hi guys im sure u hate when people do this, but could someone direct me to the link that was about the subliminal images in the knowledge book (i think)... the one where jesus is curing the cripple (i think) and the guy who posted it was making copies and was trying to bring down the watchtower for it.

phew long sentance.

true bethel for real

qwerty

Not see this before, no wonder they got rid of it!

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who owns Kingdom Halls?

by Dogpatch in

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has there been any change in who owns the kingdom halls?.

last i knew it was the watchtower who owned them all, but the pubs had to pay the rent and mortgage.

are any or all of the halls in the names of local elders?

qwerty

Outaservice and Gumby!

Now, let me see if I got this straight....
1. The congregations donate their labor to build the hall!
2. They borrow the money from the Society which they actually contributed!
3. The Society charges them interest on the money!
4. When the loan is paid off, The Society owns the building?
And they're worried about the crooked TV Evangelists?
Outaservice
Priceless! Gumby

They are brainwashed that just proves it!

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Anyone into Ali-G or Curb your Enthusiasm here???

by Confucious in

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curb is my favorite.

omg, like the funniest stuff ever.

any fans here??

qwerty

Ali-G

He's ermmm funny sorry!

Qwerty

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Can I transfer my score to a new member name?

by Deleted in

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y'all y'all: i think i am done with my slave name (deleted).

but it's taken me years to get 200 posts!

can i transfer them, or do i have to start afresh?

qwerty

Send a PM to Simon and see what he says.

Sorry Simon if you are inundated with this kind of request!

Qwerty

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Let's take pictures of Kingdom Halls!

by Nosferatu in

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you know, i never had a clue why people did this.

it's not like kingdom halls in different cities look different.

they just have a different shape, a different shaped yard, trees in different locations, and some had that car stop thingy which stopped you from getting wet.

qwerty

That's got to be it surely????