Ja hovah pisses me off.
It’s Gee Hovah. There ain’t no ahh sound in an e.
Damn Yankees
solomon
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Butchered pronunciation
by road to nowhere insince it is my turn (wife) to have the assembly streamed they start with the music.. i have never in 70 years heard it called a "pree-lood".
twice, morning and afternoon..
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Not invited to congregation “get togethers”. They finally said it
by solomon inwe don’t get many invitations to congregational social gatherings.
we don’t attend midweek meetings and miss about 1/3 of sunday meetings.
we go in service at least once a month.
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solomon
I’m just reviewing this thread I started a few years back and like George Carlin said” it’s a club, and you ain’t in it”.
It is human nature to form in herds. In years past it meant survival for the herd. It is this same mentality that drives Jehovah’s Witness behaviour.
Is this any different than if you show up at a motorcycle club riding a Honda when every other member is on a Harley?
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Suggested movies for the new Jehovah's Witness Movie Studio to undertake once built.
by was a new boy intitle: אחות מתזמן (sister scheduler) .
אחות מתזמן would be based on 1 kings 11:3.. 'he had seven hundred wives of royal birth and three hundred concubines' .
אחות מתזמן job is to arrange solomon quality time with his legal babes.
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The daddy issues
A movie based on Lots two daughters
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Pilot program for in-person meetings for the vaccinated
by Vidqun inpilot program for in-person meetings to resume, to be launched in hong kong in nov. 2021. only fully vaccinated publishers are to be invited.
it's going to be a fader's paradise.. https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/q9e9pg/and_so_it_begins/?%24deep_link=true&correlation_id=fb861c4a-8c7e-4bad-b1e3-4c86b3254daf&post_fullname=t3_q9e9pg&post_index=1&ref=email_digest&ref_campaign=email_digest&ref_source=email&utm_content=post_title&%243p=e_as&_branch_match_id=936859150293933406&utm_medium=email%20amazon%20ses.
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solomon
The letter states that vaccinated publishers that don’t feel comfortable attending can stay on zoom meetings.
Children not allowed as they aren’t allowed vaccines yet.
Must wear a mask at all times.
Must supply information for contact tracing at each meeting(info to be held for one month)
Temperature checks and covid questions asked at each meeting.
Letter also mention$ to empty the contribution boxe$ after each meeting. That is very important.
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You're DISFELLOWSHIPPED, Please---DON'T CONTACT US, Until You Return to Jehovah's Organization!
by pistolpete ini just heard this story from one of my relatives.
i'm leaving a lot of things out.. a jw couple had three kids and raised them in the religion.
the oldest one got disfellowshipped at 18 years of age because he committed fornication with a jw girl.
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solomon
There are a lot of failed marriages in “the truth”. Jw parents are sometimes the problem. They interfere too much and put extreme pressure on the children to be someone in the organization.
My siblings that left “the truth” seem to have been more successful family lives than the jws.
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The looney left is at it again
by mickbobcat inso we all know california is one shit hole idiot state.
now gov.
asshat has banned gas lawn mowers and leaf blowers.
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solomon
There are some very rural areas in California that authorities will have a difficult time enforcing.
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Return to Kingdom Hall Meetings - Letter to Elder Bodies?
by JWTom ina couple of threads over on reddit that there is a letter to elders on restarting meetings.
i find this hard to believe and have not seen anything on this from our trusty sources on this site.
can anyone confirm?.
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solomon
There are just a lot of people that are still too scared to attend a large gathering like that. Then there are those that will use it as an excuse. Zoom in my pyjamas sounds nice for the assembly
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Take Courage! You can do it!
by Iamallcool inare you very afraid to make your very first post here?
we won’t bite you!
let’s see how many lurkers will post on my thread!
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solomon
I ease my posting anxiety by peppering my comments with slight inaccuracies in order not to be identifiable by Jws that I may know.
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solomon
All of them because Holy Spirit doesn’t exist.
One that stands out is a trouble shooter elder that was in my parents congregation. I heard about it from my elder uncle, now deceased.
This elder was the classic come clean up your congregation kind of guy and encourage pioneering etc. Both him and wife were regular pioneers and one or two kids in beth hell.
This guy was a snake. He was ripping off the older brothers and sisters in the hall and a real condescending a hole in the congregation. So he decides to move to another congregation once he had fleeced all he could. The other elders wouldn’t give him a recommendation letter as there were unresolved issues(fraud).
This elder calls up a favor from his circuit overseer buddy and circuit overseer pressures the elders to write the recommendation letter.
Fast forward about 6 months this fraud elder ends up getting caught by his wife in the sack with an unmarried pioneer sister.
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Jehovah cares for the poor
by road to nowhere inthe video for midweek.
walking 25 km, stay in a witness home and the topper, selling a chicken for money to feed 2 or 3 families.
all while wearing a tie..
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solomon
That’s why they talk about Jehovah more than Jesus. Jesus actually fed the poor. Jehovah just killed anyone that pissed him off. Kinda like disfellowshipping, except you’re dead.