Posts by recoveringexjw

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US Navy - Official View of the WTS

by Mister 8iggs in

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this is on the chaplian care page ( http://www.chaplaincare.navy.mil/index.htm ), specifically here: http://www.chaplaincare.navy.mil/jehovahwitnesses.htm.

this has to be one of the most non-biased, yet damning views on the wts.

after reading this with an open mind, how can one not see the jw religion as a cult?

recoveringexjw

what does this post have to do with the navy.

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my reply to nigerian letter from paul baba

by recoveringexjw in

dear mr baba,.

it has come to my attention that you ar4e currently holding funds in escrow owned by a late barry kelly.well sir you will be most pleased to know that i am mr. barrys closest living relative.many yrs ago my parents were killed by a band of pirates in the rainforest while on safari.mr.

barry kelly was my fathers uncle on my maternal grandmothers side.

recoveringexjw

if any of yall wanna send similar replies to paul baba his return email is [email protected]. it just so happens i cut and pasted my reply and posted it here

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my reply to nigerian letter from paul baba

by recoveringexjw in

dear mr baba,.

it has come to my attention that you ar4e currently holding funds in escrow owned by a late barry kelly.well sir you will be most pleased to know that i am mr. barrys closest living relative.many yrs ago my parents were killed by a band of pirates in the rainforest while on safari.mr.

barry kelly was my fathers uncle on my maternal grandmothers side.

recoveringexjw

if yall think i was serious in my reply then yall are in need of some serious professional help.i gave him a taste of his own medicine.first of all deforrest kelly was dr mccoy on star trek. second of all im 36 divorced and n0one of wat i said in my reply is true

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my reply to nigerian letter from paul baba

by recoveringexjw in

dear mr baba,.

it has come to my attention that you ar4e currently holding funds in escrow owned by a late barry kelly.well sir you will be most pleased to know that i am mr. barrys closest living relative.many yrs ago my parents were killed by a band of pirates in the rainforest while on safari.mr.

barry kelly was my fathers uncle on my maternal grandmothers side.

recoveringexjw

prove it

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my reply to nigerian letter from paul baba

by recoveringexjw in

dear mr baba,.

it has come to my attention that you ar4e currently holding funds in escrow owned by a late barry kelly.well sir you will be most pleased to know that i am mr. barrys closest living relative.many yrs ago my parents were killed by a band of pirates in the rainforest while on safari.mr.

barry kelly was my fathers uncle on my maternal grandmothers side.

recoveringexjw

Dear Mr Baba,
It has come to my attention that you ar4e currently holding funds in escrow owned by a late Barry Kelly.Well sir you will be most pleased to know that i am Mr. Barrys closest living relative.Many yrs ago my parents were killed by a band of pirates in the rainforest while on safari.Mr. Barry Kelly was my fathers uncle on my maternal grandmothers side. I was subsequently adopted by a band of Jewish-Ojibue indians and raised on the island of Naobo off of the coast of a tiny little nation Naiballaballa. Im now healthy and currently living in the U.S.A. Im 47 yrs old , i have 6 children 4 of whom are grown.Mr Baba the money in question is legally mine. You have no legal claim to the funds.Please email me the proper paperwork i need to fill out in order to claim said monies.Also please give a reasonable and convenient date for my family and i to travel to nigeria and claim monies in qestion.Thank you and have a nice day. The Reverand Deforrest Kelly

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NEW BUMPERSTICKER--get yours!

by Intuit39 in

i'm working on printing a new bumpersticker, but i need a rough estimate of how many i should run:.

if the watchtower society doesn't lie,.

well then, jehovah god is the liar!.

recoveringexjw

the 1925 one was hilarious

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Bowenite Rules

by LittleToe in

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the following are the rules for the new anti-religion known as the bowenites:

recoveringexjw

Would it be acceptible for a member of the armed forces to go to the hall in full combat gear including loaded weapon?

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Another NIGERIAN scam me thinks!

by Trotafox in

trot just received this e-mail: .

greetings, i am paul baba, bank manager of orient bank of nigeria, lagos branch.

i have urgent and very .

recoveringexjw

It has come to my attention that you ar4e currently holding funds in escrow owned by a late Barry Kelly.Well sir you will be most pleased to know that i am Mr. Barrys closest living relative.Many yrs ago my parents were killed by a band of pirates in the rainforest while on safari.Mr. Barry Kelly was my fathers uncle on my maternal grandmothers side. I was subsequently adopted by a band of Jewish-Ojibue indians and raised on the island of Naobo off of the coast of a tiny little nation Naiballaballa. Im now healthy and currently living in the U.S.A. Im 47 yrs old , i have 6 children 4 of whom are grown.Mr Baba the money in question is legally mine. You have no legal claim to the funds.Please email me the proper paperwork i need to fill out in order to claim said monies.Also please give a reasonable and convenient date for my family and i to travel to nigeria and claim monies in qestion.Thank you and have a nice day. The Reverand Deforrest Kelly

this was my reply to mr paul babas offer

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