And, technically, I'm still a card carrying jw.
Me, too! Me, too! I'm just inactive. Okay, so it's been 15 years, but I'm still just inactive. There's hope for me....oh, yes, there is. WOOHOO!!!
Just one problem I can see. It's just that I like the house I'm living in now, but a couple of years ago I found a Watchtower hidden in a very out-of-the-way spot on my front porch. I assumed it was put there by the JW who was claiming my house as a post-Armageddon trophy.
The problem is....who gets the house? Or do I have to share it with some braindead moron for the rest of eternity?