The first comic Ive heard that seem to really nail it on how to joke about being an ex jdub. Perfection. Great job.
I love seeing people follow their passions. Happy for you!
Posts by caves
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14My stand up comedy two years later
by usualusername1 intwo years ago i started stand up comedy.
here is a recent video.
thx.
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Funny ex-jw memes
by Apostate Anonymous inbackstory:.
so my born-in cousin who recently left the org is looking to start an ex-jw / group instagram based in socal.
he asked me if i had any ideas for a photo that can used for the instagram page and this is what i made for him:.
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caves
I want to make a poster out of some of these. Keep um coming please.
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TO ALL BODIES OF ELDERS "Handling Cases of Drug Abuse" September 1, 2018
by Not_Culty inhttps://jwglossary.blogspot.com/2018/09/to-all-bodies-of-elders-handling-cases.html.
to all bodies of elders "handling cases of drug abuse".
september 1, 2018. to all bodies of elders re: handling cases of drug abusedear brothers: as noted below, the procedure for handling the misuse of marijuana and the abuse of medi- cal, illicit, or addictive drugs has been adjusted to harmonize with the procedure for handling the misuse of tobacco.
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caves
I dont even know where to begin. I feel mentally raped by that letter.
Lots of great comments here and I sure hope someone reading this, still in, really thinks about what they just read. Its like Loophole City unless we want to form a Judicial Committee and give punishment on our whims or what certain members of the congregation might think or perceive . Uninspired members of the congregation. Judging much. Dumb trick fuckery much?
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What Privileges do you get when you are baptized ?
by LOLS inmy husband was baptized at the recent 2018 convention in south africa ....... he was very annoyed that his non-believing wife did not attend the baptism....... but i think he received pressure from his jw father & elders as to why his wife was not attending ....... anyway ..... it's really water off my back .
i wanted to know what privileges you get as a baptized jw man , as i saw a message from one of the elders at his cong , congratulating him on his baptism and to earning more privileges ..... what are these privileges the elder is speaking about ,,,,, .
i don't feel like asking my husband as it just lands up in a stupid fight ..... or a long winded explanation ..... thanks .
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caves
I got the privilege of being scapegoated and shunned by my family for standing up to abuse. They are so loving to have this provision.
I got the privilege of watching my sexual abuser walk.
I got the privilege of a mind fuck in such a way that an acid trip doesnt have shit on the love shown.
You to, can have this and even more when you are baptized.
The sheer amount of ecstasy you will experience is breathtaking.
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What would you do or say?
by Butyoucanneverleave ina brother who is not baptized ( so there's still hope for him ) had a sister recently run into him at a store.
show wanted to know if he's going to the kingdom hall.
she asked him to write a letter for her to give to his mother ( who's deceased) in the paradise explaining why he didn't make it.
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caves
Hard to say what I would do now but my sarcastic side kicks in and I might just rebuttal " I'm not 'Joe Dub' any more, this is the demon Wasajihami speaking thru this flesh sack and Satan, my master and I will see you after the thousand year reign when we are let loose, and we have much in store for you." Straight faced and walk away.
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Funny occurrences
by Freedom rocks inwhat were some funny experiences you had of things that happened during talks at the meetings?.
a few of mine:.
- a brother had dyed his hair before his talk and it was raining heavily when he arrived at the hall and the dye was running down his face during his talk and his skin went more and more grey as the black dye ran down it.
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caves
I was giving a little talk at 10 years old from the Song of Solomon. Every time I practiced it I would hysterically laugh. One part said something like ' We have a little sister that has no breast, what shall we do for her when she is spoken for' aaand ' There is a wall and her breast are like towers' two verses later. Just about to hit puberty so talking about breast was funny to me. I called my elders son friend and told him I was nervous because I couldn't stop laughing. He then told his two other brothers. During the talk I made the mistake of looking up at my three elders friends sons, all three in a row.... I burst into laughter, uncontrollable laughter. I had to literally grab the podium from not falling down. I laughed until near time was up and so did bothers 1,2,3 just stepped off the stage and went outside.
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What Music have you Been Listening to this Last Year ? Post You tubes if you Like !
by flipper inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wktxjuyiat4.
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What Music have you Been Listening to this Last Year ? Post You tubes if you Like !
by flipper inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wktxjuyiat4.
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Watson. Here is one of my experiences
by moley ina little backstory.
please comment, is the just childish imagination or something unexplainable.. when i was nine we lived in modbury, it’s a small town, in devon the southwest of britain.
we lived in a very hold house, several hundred years old and down the way was 2 battle sites of the english civil war (one a minor battle won by the royalist and a larger battle won by the parliamentarians which ultimately lifted the siege of plymouth).
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caves
Salute history. Its possible.
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My Dead Mother Called Me This Morning!
by minimus ini woke up a little after 5 am this morning and looked at the clock and realized i had more time to sleep so i fell right back asleep.
i had this dream that i was letting my girlfriends dog out of her house and the next scene i was at work and i got a phone call.
the room i was in simply had a table and phone it was very bare.
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caves
I too am glad she came to comfort you. Such a nice feeling.
Cheers