Posts by Clambake

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Why do so many refer to Elders as "window washers"?

by adjusted knowledge in

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i know the society is against higher education and the pursuit of careers but in my experience the elders in the various congregations i attended had good careers.

in fact most had their own businesses.

thinking back of the boe when i was a teenager this is what they had as a career: two were respected carpenters who owned a construction business, one a high school teacher(he was the po), one sold insurance and was a lawyer, one owned a landscaping business and also hired sisters to clean office buildings and other accounts he had, one was retired, and the last was a janitor for the school board.

Clambake

I know this one guy with a construction company who became a witness during an economic down turn. He liked to brag about how much work he got though the congregation and when asked about the door knocking, he was like “ Yeah, but we have coffee after and BBQs and dances and stuff “.

It is kind of ironic lots of dubs start small business to get away from “ Worldly people and employers “ and actually do quite well at it but let’s realize most are janitors and bus drivers. Also with the Mexican invasion in the US, jobs like painting, landscaping, dry walling , roofing etc etc, the wages just are there anymore when a Mexican will it for less than min. wage under the table.

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Strange story from Assembly

by Clambake in

i am at the assembly and the last speaker of the day is doing some boring and cliche talk about trusting in jehovah and not being anxious and stuff.

then he starts into this story about this 11 year old boy named nigel who has cancer and is going to have a court ordered blood transfusion.. i am getting up to leave because i am thinking he is going to start into some story about he managed to get out of it and died for jehovah or something like that.

the speaker never finishes the story about what finally happened.

Clambake

So

Doing some research I have found a story about an Australian 10 year old boy who was given a forced blood transfusion.

It funny, you will hear about the ones given blood and still died of cancer but you never hear about the ones given a forced transfusion and it saved there life .

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Christian persecution

by Clambake in

the other day i am in the hall and they are doing the whole christian persecution thing.

lets not forget about brothers in eritrea and south korea.

then someone said these people prove we are the true religion.

Clambake

So

The other day I am in the hall and they are doing the whole Christian persecution thing. Let’s not forget about brothers in Eritrea and South Korea. Then someone said “These people prove we are the true religion”.

After the meeting I had a chat with one of the elders and told him “ what about Catholic Churches being bombed by Boko Harum in Nigeria, Churches being bombed in Egypt by the Muslim Brotherhood, Christians in Pakistan and the Taliban, Christians in Iraq and Syria and ISIS.

He looked at me dumbfounded, Man it is a terrible world. AKA ( We don’t give a shit ).

Watchtower arrogance……………….Oh……………Just man

Anyone ever wonder or question this ??

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Most absurd thing I heard at the convention yesterday!

by Batman89 in

brother lett was giving the last talk of the day about what they supposedly accomplished in 100 years.

i was just waking up so im paraphrasing alittle(i was dosing off all day) anyways in his introduction he said.

"there is more evidence to prove gods kingdom on the earth is a reality than wind,electricity and gravity is a reality on the earth".

Clambake

I kind of got the feeling the Watchtower is taking on kind of a Joel Osteen, Cello Dollar kind of feel. Only if you are baptized as a Jehovah Witness , Jehovah will answer all your prayers.

Need money ?? Pray to Jehovah …………..only if you are baptized

Want a mate ?? Pray to Jehovah…………… only if you are baptized

Blah blah blah

These freaking guys are just ripping off the mega-churches and television evangelists complete with send me your money.

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Strange story from Assembly

by Clambake in

i am at the assembly and the last speaker of the day is doing some boring and cliche talk about trusting in jehovah and not being anxious and stuff.

then he starts into this story about this 11 year old boy named nigel who has cancer and is going to have a court ordered blood transfusion.. i am getting up to leave because i am thinking he is going to start into some story about he managed to get out of it and died for jehovah or something like that.

the speaker never finishes the story about what finally happened.

Clambake

Its sure is funny

I have googled everything. 11 year old Jehovah witness Nigel blood transfusion etc etc.

I can’t find a dam thing about this story or how it ended.

I wonder what would happen if I asked the elders.

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Strange story from Assembly

by Clambake in

i am at the assembly and the last speaker of the day is doing some boring and cliche talk about trusting in jehovah and not being anxious and stuff.

then he starts into this story about this 11 year old boy named nigel who has cancer and is going to have a court ordered blood transfusion.. i am getting up to leave because i am thinking he is going to start into some story about he managed to get out of it and died for jehovah or something like that.

the speaker never finishes the story about what finally happened.

Clambake

So

I am at the assembly and the last speaker of the day is doing some boring and cliché talk about trusting in Jehovah and not being anxious and stuff. Then he starts into this story about this 11 year old boy named Nigel who has cancer and is going to have a court ordered blood transfusion.

I am getting up to leave because I am thinking he is going to start into some story about he managed to get out of it and died for Jehovah or something like that.

The speaker never finishes the story about what finally happened.

Now I am thinking

He just made it up because he lies like all Elders do.
That the child died ( but the watchtower never misses an opportunity to glorify a martyr. )
That the child received the blood transfusion and it saved his life. Of course you can’t tell anyone that.

But lets just say it was number three. What is the lesson we are suppose we from that ??

That it is better to live in a country where the watchtower is over ruled by the government.

Anyone ever hear anything about this story ?

It just seems odd. Just one of those moments you can really see the devil making fun of the rank and file.

BTW- 5000 in attendance

43 Baptized

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Isis report .....................remind you of anything ???

by Clambake in

http://rt.com/news/166920-isis-iraq-offensive-report/.

oh crap, i almost crapped myself when i saw that.

right down to " the elimination of apostates "..

Clambake

So

Does the Al-Queda progress report in Iraq kind of look like the Jehovah Witness yearbook ?? Or is it just me.

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Isis report .....................remind you of anything ???

by Clambake in

http://rt.com/news/166920-isis-iraq-offensive-report/.

oh crap, i almost crapped myself when i saw that.

right down to " the elimination of apostates "..

Clambake

http://rt.com/news/166920-isis-iraq-offensive-report/

Oh crap, I almost crapped myself when I saw that. Right down to " the elimination of apostates ".

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I had always wondered if that New Radicals guy was a Witness

by JimmyPage in

you remember the song "you get what you give"?.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpb6kctukwa.

did you ever hear the rest of the album?

Clambake

I remember watching that video and thinking how gay, some kids running around a mall throwing nets on people and releasing pets from a pet store. Mind you I listen to like Slayer and Lamb of god and stuff.

It wasn't later I found his was raised a JW that kind of stuff would really bad ass to a Dub Kid. LoL

I finally bought the CD the other day in a pawn shop for a dollar. Really solid album. Did some research and it made alot of critics top 100 albums of the 90s. It is kind of an interesting story. Gregg Alexander is the only permanent member of the band, and everyone else is just a jam musican.

Then the guy just walked away.

Weird.

I wonder if there was some dub influence in that decision since they are so anti-sucess.

I would love to have a beer with him someday.

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Who is the Israel of God? Used one in scripture, claimed by Christians everywhere!

by nibbled in

the phrase israel of god appears only once in the scriptures, yet it is frequently used in christianity.

just who is the israel of god?.

as you consider these points, and before responding, will you please test your thinking to ensure first that you are speaking from a scripture only standpoint?

Clambake

The new testment is the story of Gods choosen people switching from the jewish people to the church ( the body of christ ).

The Israel of god is the first century Jewish christians in which the church grew out of. The book of Romans clearly explains that there would be a small remnant of jews that would expect christ as the messiah before the message was spread to the gentiles.

There is no such thing as "Spiritual Israel" nor does the church become the new Israel.

Everything the watchtower teaches on the subject is complete bullshit.